Stantz: She's actually now a well-respected horticulturalist. No, really
Dahnkster: Kim... way back then to now. Tell me when your wiener goes limp...
Gordon Bennett: Never do this.Speaking as a Londoner, I can tell you that there are many simple unwritten rules when riding public transport. Things you can and can not do. Drunk and loud is quite high on the not do list.In fact, aside from quietly and politely asking someone to pass you a stray newspaper, quietly and politely asking if anyone could translate the garbled noises the driver just mumbled over the tannoy or quietly and politely asking directions if you are very lost and worried, it's best to stay completely silent.
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