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2012-12-14 05:35:22 PM
Yeah, well, was it a lack of God in his life that made your son capture and strangle a dog?
 
2012-12-14 05:37:30 PM
"[W]e've made it a place where we don't want to talk about eternity, life, what responsibility means, accountability..."

WE HAVE CHURCHES FOR ALL OF THAT. And parents should take care of that at home.
 
2012-12-14 05:38:37 PM
Take a flying f*ck, Huck
 
2012-12-14 05:39:22 PM
No, it's not. Fark you, Huckabee, you opportunistic piece of shiat.
 
2012-12-14 05:44:54 PM
 
2012-12-14 05:46:06 PM
Go eat a pound of butter and have a major myocardial event, you fat piece of shiat.

And you're a shiatty bass player too, asshole.
 
2012-12-14 05:49:48 PM
Huckabee's god is a real asswipe.
 
2012-12-14 05:52:18 PM
How about we trust in God to protect us by removing our 2nd amendment rights or would that be too much to ask of supply-side jesus?
 
2012-12-14 05:52:50 PM
How much do you want to bet that within five minutes of this statement either he or some other Fox bobblehead accused President Obama of "politicizing this tragedy" in the address he made today?
 
2012-12-14 05:55:42 PM
What about when your son tortured that dog at summer camp, then you tried to cover up the investigation by using your powers as Governor? Wasn't God there then, or did you push him out of your family?
 
2012-12-14 05:56:50 PM
They want religion taught in schools, but ONLY Christianity. Make no mistake, they'd fight Islam, tooth and nail.
 
2012-12-14 05:59:56 PM

SnakeLee: What about when your son tortured that dog at summer camp, then you tried to cover up the investigation by using your powers as Governor? Wasn't God there then, or did you push him out of your family?


I think the answer is pretty obvious when you consider that dog is the opposite of God.
 
2012-12-14 06:03:00 PM
I think i'm gonna sit this massacre out. I'll pick up with the next cycle of carnage and violence.
 
2012-12-14 06:08:16 PM

Weaver95: I think i'm gonna sit this massacre out. I'll pick up with the next cycle of carnage and violence.


So.. Wednesday?
 
2012-12-14 06:10:17 PM

what_now: Weaver95: I think i'm gonna sit this massacre out. I'll pick up with the next cycle of carnage and violence.

So.. Wednesday?


*sigh*

probably.
 
2012-12-14 06:19:39 PM
Yet when God sent killers to prison, Mike Huckabee decided he knew better and had them released.

Guys like Wayne Dumond and Maurice Clemons. They were safely locked away, but Huckabee engineered their releases. Dumond went on to rape and kill two more women, and Clemons killed four cops.
 
2012-12-14 06:25:52 PM
One would think God could put Himself back in school, Mike. What, with being the Almighty and all.
 
2012-12-14 06:30:13 PM
Paul Todd @ptodd62

These gun massacres don't routinely occur in Europe because God is present in public schools. Oh, wait....
 
2012-12-14 06:35:31 PM
Anything to avoid talking about guns.
 
2012-12-14 06:37:01 PM
If this is Huckabee's god's reaction to removing prayer from schools, then his god is a dick
 
2012-12-14 06:50:04 PM

corgic: If this is Huckabee's god's reaction to removing prayer from schools, then his god is a dick


it seems as if Huckabee (and others of his kind) are saying 'worship my god or he will keep killing your children'.
 
2012-12-14 06:52:56 PM
say amen to that, subs.
 
2012-12-14 06:58:32 PM
What a school with lots of praying and God may look like:

www.shalomlife.com

Those folks are never violent, right?
 
2012-12-14 06:58:42 PM

djkutch: One would think God could put Himself back in school, Mike. What, with being the Almighty and all.


Seriously. How pathetic is your god if he can't get into an elementary school without the government's permission?
 
2012-12-14 07:08:17 PM
 
2012-12-14 07:24:38 PM

Weaver95: corgic: If this is Huckabee's god's reaction to removing prayer from schools, then his god is a dick

it seems as if Huckabee (and others of his kind) are saying 'worship my god or he will keep killing your children'.


This.
 
2012-12-14 07:27:03 PM

Bontesla: Weaver95: corgic: If this is Huckabee's god's reaction to removing prayer from schools, then his god is a dick

it seems as if Huckabee (and others of his kind) are saying 'worship my god or he will keep killing your children'.

This.


On a completely unrelated note... I'm replying from my cell and SwiftKey suggested, "This" will likely be followed by: Obviously, WTF, and/or FFS.

Oh SwiftKey. You know me so well.
 
2012-12-14 08:04:57 PM

Pituophis: Okay, Huck, please explain this one to me, then.

Oh right. Wrong diety.


If only George Tiller could be here to comment. Too bad he was gunned down in the middle of his church.
 
2012-12-14 09:47:39 PM

I was trying to come up with something witty and profound to post, but all I can think of is


SHUT THE F*CK UpharkABEE, YOU COCK
 
2012-12-14 09:49:00 PM
nice fiterpwn...but I'm sure y'all get the point
 
2012-12-14 09:52:47 PM
Did anyone point out to him that it wasn't the elementary school students doing the shooting?
 
2012-12-14 09:53:55 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: They want religion taught in schools, but ONLY Christianity. Make no mistake, they'd fight Islam, tooth and nail.


An entertaining solution to these people is to tell them that they worship the same God that Muslims do. They never believe you. Then they look it up and stop talking to you. Win/win.

Whenever I see my crazy fundie cousin I ask her what she and Allah talked about in church on Sunday.
 
2012-12-14 09:54:56 PM

Lionel Mandrake: nice fiterpwn...but I'm sure y'all get the point


"Phark"?
 
2012-12-14 09:58:56 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: Did anyone point out to him that it wasn't the elementary school students doing the shooting?


I think the GOP is trying to tell us that unless we stop being a bunch of atheist commie pagan heathens and start worshiping Republican Jesus RIGHT NOW...then more kids will die every day until we stop being different. Because if there's one thing that Jesus wanted, its to kill kids until finally everyone starts being peaceful and nice to their neighbors.
 
2012-12-14 09:59:05 PM
Fark you Republican God. If you can't make a point that doesn't involve killing 20 kindergartners, then maybe it's time you move on to another galaxy.
 
2012-12-14 10:08:17 PM
To quote Kurt Vonnegut, why don't you to take a flying fark at a rolling donut, you fat piece of fundamentalist slime.
 
2012-12-14 10:10:48 PM
Your god sucks, Huckabee.
 
2012-12-14 10:20:20 PM
Mike Huckabee believes the same thing the Westboro Baptist Church believes, apparently. Nice company to keep. Ass.
 
2012-12-14 10:21:44 PM
I do wonder which way the correlation would run to local community religiosity relative to the US national median for such incidents. Is Mike Huckabee confident enough of the direction that he'd be willing to pledge, if it happens to go the other way, to start arguing Christianity should be banned from schools?
 
2012-12-14 10:23:08 PM

Coco LaFemme: To quote Kurt Vonnegut, why don't you to take a flying fark at a rolling donut, you fat piece of fundamentalist slime Why don't you take a flying fark at the mooooooooooooon?.

Quote the man, try to get it right, even if your heart is in the right place ...
 
2012-12-14 10:25:12 PM

Weaver95: what_now: Weaver95: I think i'm gonna sit this massacre out. I'll pick up with the next cycle of carnage and violence.

So.. Wednesday?

*sigh*

probably.


There, there.
 
2012-12-14 10:31:33 PM

ToxicMunkee: "[W]e've made it a place where we don't want to talk about eternity, life, what responsibility means, accountability..."

WE HAVE CHURCHES FOR ALL OF THAT. And parents should take care of that at home.


Apparently churches (and God) need the government's help. Not very bootstrappy if you ask me.

/Huckabeee can EABOD on this one
 
2012-12-14 10:31:46 PM

alienated: Coco LaFemme: To quote Kurt Vonnegut, why don't you to take a flying fark at a rolling donut, you fat piece of fundamentalist slime Why don't you take a flying fark at the mooooooooooooon?.
Quote the man, try to get it right, even if your heart is in the right place ...


I did quote the man right. The "fat piece of fundamentalist slime" was my contribution.
 
2012-12-14 10:39:38 PM

Pavia_Resistance: Apparently churches (and God) need the government's help. Not very bootstrappy if you ask me.


2.bp.blogspot.com
What does God need with a government?

lochgarry.files.wordpress.com
What does God need with a public school?

 
2012-12-14 10:42:26 PM

abb3w: I do wonder which way the correlation would run to local community religiosity relative to the US national median for such incidents. Is Mike Huckabee confident enough of the direction that he'd be willing to pledge, if it happens to go the other way, to start arguing Christianity should be banned from schools?


Correlation? That sounds like math talk to me. Math uses Arabic numbers, therefore it is of and from Satan's own butthole and I can only assume you are as well, you atheist Islamic Nazi Socialist pervert.
 
2012-12-14 11:05:22 PM
Right, because obviously if you teach kids about religion there's no way their parent will come to the school and kill a few dozen people.

Makes total sense.
 
2012-12-14 11:05:32 PM

Counter_Intelligent: No, it's not. Fark you, Huckabee, you opportunistic piece of shiat.

That's all there is about this, really...
 
2012-12-14 11:05:59 PM
Oh yeah, this is real news.
 
2012-12-14 11:06:05 PM
How funny, because Jebus is everywhere in prisons and jails.

I spent a few years doing criminal defense.

Somehow, somehow, every client found Jebus some time between conviction and sentencing. It was a miracle!

When going in for sentencing, I'd be begged to argue how their new religious conversion should mean a lighter sentence because they're now a Good Person.

Judges usually rolled their eyes and went by the usual sentencing guidelines.

Curiously, a lot of those clients would reoffend. Unbelievable! After they came to Jebus, how is that even possible?
 
2012-12-14 11:06:37 PM
I wanna have Huck's kids
 
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