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(SFGate)   Getting caught while faking a workers' comp injury is pretty bad, but it's worse when you get caught faking a workers' comp injury performing a sex act that couldn't be performed with said injury   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 105
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2012-12-14 05:37:04 PM  
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2012-12-14 05:55:00 PM  

phlegmmo: [ww4.hdnux.com image 200x300]

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It was bothering me, what the photo reminded me of. Thank you,
 
2012-12-14 06:05:56 PM  
His mom told him his face would freeze that way. 

Wait, that's a woman?
 
2012-12-14 06:44:11 PM  
performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?
 
2012-12-14 07:00:12 PM  

Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?


Doggie style on the swing set?
 
2012-12-14 09:53:14 PM  
ww4.hdnux.com

I think we have a new poster child for "Hurr, derp!"


Eddie Adams from Torrance: Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?

Doggie style on the swing set?


Reverse cowgirl?
 
2012-12-14 10:12:07 PM  
extras.mnginteractive.com
"Did I do that?"
 
2012-12-14 10:19:30 PM  

Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?


Fark me running...
 
2012-12-14 10:21:24 PM  
What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?
 
2012-12-14 10:26:37 PM  

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?


You sound fat.
 
2012-12-14 10:27:50 PM  

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?


That's hardly fair. We don't have to go online, we are already here. And our comments aren't cruel, they're entertaining.

BTW, I like your picture. :D
 
2012-12-14 10:32:58 PM  
I'll bet her cankles will rock your world.
 
2012-12-14 10:34:43 PM  

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?


You're just imposing on my First Amendment right to be a jerk. Furthermore, I also come here for the cat pictures.

And your picture is most attractive.
 
2012-12-14 10:36:10 PM  

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?


I don't have a link, so I guess I can't prove it...but I am absolutely positive you've pulled this one before.
 
2012-12-14 11:21:31 PM  
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
 
2012-12-14 11:25:30 PM  
Jeez, whoever the boyfriend is, he should be locked up for just as long for sticking his dick in that.
He's obviously a danger to himself, and needs professional help.
 
2012-12-14 11:26:33 PM  
She has the weirdest lips.
 
2012-12-14 11:27:32 PM  
FTA: Modupe Adunni Martin, 29

Lady you can beg all you want, but I'm not going to mod up your post.
 
2012-12-14 11:29:51 PM  
What the hell was that?!
 
2012-12-14 11:29:53 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-14 11:30:31 PM  
monkey pulls the turnip???
 
2012-12-14 11:31:05 PM  
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2012-12-14 11:31:14 PM  
I'm calling bullshiat.
i.imgur.com
No one would perform a sex act with that.
 
2012-12-14 11:32:27 PM  
I don't get it. Why post a picture of the boyfriend because of her crime?
 
2012-12-14 11:33:37 PM  
Of all the states to do this California's the worst. When I was working with their WC bureau they were squeezing every last nickel they could out of claims for themselves whether they deserved the money or not.

/And anti-fraud is usually the best place to start
 
2012-12-14 11:33:45 PM  
I swear I thought one of you hijacked that website and put up a photoshopped picture
 
2012-12-14 11:37:44 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?

Doggie style on the swing set?


Blowjob on a trampoline.
 
2012-12-14 11:38:06 PM  
Can I get a ruling from the judges? I think this story might violate the following universal law:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-14 11:41:36 PM  

phlegmmo: [ww4.hdnux.com image 200x300]

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Welp, guess we're done here. Off to the next thread.


/ANY sex act is manageable. Ya just gotta WANT it
 
2012-12-14 11:45:25 PM  
I'm hearing Wesley from The Princess Bride;

"Dear God, what is that thing?"

She looks like some kind of odd parody of a Human.
 
2012-12-14 11:46:56 PM  
You came in THAT THING? You're braver than I thought!
 
2012-12-14 11:48:23 PM  

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?


it was awesome of you to where heels for the dude..
 
2012-12-14 11:50:18 PM  
This is like a long running logical debate
 
2012-12-14 11:53:44 PM  

Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?


Here you go
 
2012-12-14 11:54:00 PM  
I bet it was a Rusty Venture.
 
2012-12-14 11:55:04 PM  

Snarfangel: Can I get a ruling from the judges? I think this story might violate the following universal law:
[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 624x352]


Not crazy, just stupid.
 
2012-12-14 11:55:06 PM  
So guys, what do you think? Does she give a great BJ or a terrible BJ?
 
2012-12-14 11:57:48 PM  

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?


You are a true artist.
 
2012-12-14 11:58:17 PM  

bearded clamorer: Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?

Here you go


OMG -- I did a GIS on that... OMG!!
 
2012-12-15 12:03:32 AM  
Getting caught while faking a workers' comp injury is pretty bad, but it's worse when you get caught faking a workers' comp injury performing a sex act that couldn't be performed with said injury

With picture of what a human mole getting caught in a sex act might look like.
 
2012-12-15 12:03:33 AM  

phlegmmo: [ww4.hdnux.com image 200x300]

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img2.achtland.com

Thank you. I was about to waste a bunch of time.
 
2012-12-15 12:04:31 AM  

phlegmmo:


Winner!!!!!!
 
2012-12-15 12:04:49 AM  
"sex acts you can't do with a bad ankle". both the regular google search and GIS produced nothing of interest. given an earlier story on GIS getting sanitized might explain that though.

not surprising google's first three hits were from Fark and the GIS led off with the lady in question.
 
2012-12-15 12:05:16 AM  

Brick-House: bearded clamorer: Barfmaker: performing a sex act she couldn't have done with a bad ankle

Can't even imagine...and I have a great imagination. A little help over here?

Here you go

OMG -- I did a GIS on that... OMG!!


You're welcome.
 
2012-12-15 12:05:45 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?

You sound fat.


You sound stupid for not getting the snark.
 
2012-12-15 12:06:21 AM  

natmar_76: She has the weirdest lips.


It happened during an accident with sex. SEX!
 
2012-12-15 12:06:41 AM  
ww4.hdnux.com

I'M A HORES LOL
 
2012-12-15 12:12:19 AM  
i believe he/she/it is disabled. does she/he/it look normal to you?
 
2012-12-15 12:14:06 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Eddie Adams from Torrance: shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You have to go online to make fun of somebody's looks? Maybe that's what caused this person's problems in the first place. What kind of website is this where people come just to make cruel comments?

You sound fat.

You sound stupid for not getting the snark.


You are stupid for not getting the joke.
 
2012-12-15 12:15:50 AM  

tom baker's scarf: i believe he/she/it is disabled. does she/he/it look normal to you?


He/she/it doesn't look able to perform any kind of sex act, much less one that couldn't be done on a bad ankle.
 
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