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(Bismarck Tribune)   Woman who doesn't read Fark calls cops when her wallet is stolen during drug deal   (bismarcktribune.com) divider line 22
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2012-12-14 05:24:02 PM  
Woman is homeless, she probably delinquent on her ISP bill (if she has an ISP).
 
2012-12-14 05:24:31 PM  

Odd Bird: Woman is homeless, she probably delinquent on her ISP bill (if she has an ISP).


I'm quite sure she has an IEP, if she goes to school.
 
2012-12-14 05:24:51 PM  
she's...
(sheesh, time to go home)
 
2012-12-14 05:39:59 PM  
He fled north. So there is no sense in searching the southern hemisphere.
 
2012-12-14 05:40:28 PM  
She should have called Ghostbusters.
 
2012-12-14 05:49:27 PM  

skinink: She should have called Ghostbusters.


Didn't RTFA, was that racist?
 
2012-12-14 05:57:16 PM  
What a classy apartment building that must be if you can just go to the laundry room and get your drugs from a homeless dude. That sounds convenient.
 
2012-12-14 06:23:57 PM  
What happened to the drugs?
 
2012-12-14 06:32:37 PM  
See? i post and post about this..dont commit crimes..get ripped off..then call the cops. You just get arrested and look retarded. But please continue..you're providing the rest of us with great entertainment.
 
2012-12-14 06:36:25 PM  
Needed somewhere to stay tonight?
 
2012-12-14 06:48:39 PM  

uncleacid: He fled north. So there is no sense in searching the southern hemisphere.


Thanks for the laugh.
 
2012-12-14 06:58:31 PM  
Maybe age thought it was worth a shot?
 
2012-12-14 07:00:11 PM  

No Time To Explain: Maybe age thought it was worth a shot?


fark, can't use phone without messing up

/meant "she", not "age"
 
2012-12-14 07:25:28 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: See? i post and post about this..


You must be exhausted.
 
2012-12-14 07:47:05 PM  

Barfmaker: Bit'O'Gristle: See? i post and post about this..

You must be exhausted.


We all are.
 
2012-12-14 08:27:56 PM  
Theoretically, couldn't one just leave out the drug part? I realize the cops aren't stupid and will be rightfully suspicious, but is there no way to get them onto the thief?
 
2012-12-14 08:37:54 PM  

Hector Remarkable: Barfmaker: Bit'O'Gristle: See? i post and post about this..

You must be exhausted.

We all are.


Awww.

And yet you read continually...

Re-HVAC.
 
2012-12-14 09:04:22 PM  
Nothing in the article indicates that she was arrested for anything. Yeah, she could have left that bit of information out, but doesn't appear to have gotten her into any trouble.
 
2012-12-14 10:01:17 PM  
Does anybody know if those kind of charges ever really stick?
You've got the charged person, bjut they can change their story
You've got no drugs as evidense. No witness to a transaction.
If the catch the dealer and chargde him for theft. He can scream drugs. But will he?
 
2012-12-15 12:57:40 AM  

Indubitably: Hector Remarkable: Barfmaker: Bit'O'Gristle: See? i post and post about this..

You must be exhausted.

We all are.

Awww.

And yet you read continually...

Re-HVAC.


I do read continually, but, um, exactly why do my heating, vacuum, and air conditioning need re-doing again?
 
2012-12-15 02:39:35 AM  

Hector Remarkable: Indubitably: Hector Remarkable: Barfmaker: Bit'O'Gristle: See? i post and post about this..

You must be exhausted.

We all are.

Awww.

And yet you read continually...

Re-HVAC.

I do read continually, but, um, exactly why do my heating, vacuum, and air conditioning need re-doing again?


*Ventilation*, actually.
 
2012-12-15 10:31:20 AM  

johnson442: Hector Remarkable: Indubitably: Hector Remarkable: Barfmaker: Bit'O'Gristle: See? i post and post about this..

You must be exhausted.

We all are.

Awww.

And yet you read continually...

Re-HVAC.

I do read continually, but, um, exactly why do my heating, vacuum, and air conditioning need re-doing again?

*Ventilation*, actually.


You are correct sir, but I still have no idea what he means. Maybe he's talking about, uh, the HVAC of the soul?
 
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