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(Mirror.co.uk)   World breathes a sigh of relief as Mike Tyson reveals: "I have no intention of becoming a woman"   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 50
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2012-12-14 01:26:36 PM
He's a misogynist for saying that.
 
2012-12-14 01:32:25 PM
He then continued "I wouldn't beat myself up about it either"
 
2012-12-14 01:43:17 PM

stpauler: He then continued "I wouldn't beat myself up about it either"


Thread over. Last one out, kill the lights.
 
2012-12-14 01:48:35 PM
Or an adult
 
2012-12-14 02:04:27 PM
Now that is a ludicrous assertion, even for Tyson.

Poorly done satire is poorly done.
 
2012-12-14 02:11:45 PM
There goes my fantasy of absolutely never.
 
2012-12-14 04:13:52 PM
Because that would be so much weirder than getting hieroglyphs tattoo'd on your face.
 
2012-12-14 04:14:34 PM
I would just like to let everyone know that I have no intention of becoming Mike Tyson.
 
2012-12-14 04:15:26 PM
Completely unrelated

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2012-12-14 04:19:30 PM
Processing, processing...

Sorry, that this even came up does not compute
 
2012-12-14 04:20:12 PM
Hey, he'd fit right in in Oakland, CA, except for the tat.

Not ugly enough
 
2012-12-14 04:21:33 PM
thisdistractedglobe.com

Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
 
2012-12-14 04:23:16 PM
Man, he's bad enough about chewing your ear off as a guy....
 
2012-12-14 04:26:19 PM
sidesalad.net
 
2012-12-14 04:27:55 PM
This was an issue?
 
2012-12-14 04:33:37 PM
And it was the sigh of a lifetime
 
2012-12-14 04:40:39 PM

nimeye: I would just like to let everyone know that I have no intention of becoming Mike Tyson.


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I have been Mike Tyson. He's a really nice guy now.
 
2012-12-14 04:41:39 PM
Wow, I was really worried there for a second.
 
2012-12-14 04:48:39 PM
Is he planning on getting an operation to become a human being with feelings and empathy? Until then, i don't care.
 
2012-12-14 04:51:03 PM
He did, however, briefly flirt with the idea of becoming a grand piano.
 
2012-12-14 04:53:48 PM
is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??
 
2012-12-14 04:54:11 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Is he planning on getting an operation to become a human being with feelings and empathy? Until then, i don't care.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-14 04:58:36 PM
He sounds like one, though.
 
2012-12-14 05:00:04 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??


No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.
 
2012-12-14 05:03:34 PM
So Punch Out was not a documentary?
 
2012-12-14 05:10:31 PM
Just for old times' sake, here's a quote from Mike Tyson on Sarah Palin's alleged interracial relationship with Glen Rice:

Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy. But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!

Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy - you want someone like Rodman - yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping - yeehaw!

When you think of Glen Rice, you don't think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming ... you don't think of that stuff! Sarah Palin ... she met the wombshifter.
 
2012-12-14 05:17:20 PM
"...one day I would grow breasts and have a vagina."

Ye gods.
 
2012-12-14 05:30:06 PM
He likes Phil Collins songs so I'm not so sure.
 
2012-12-14 06:00:39 PM
Whats the matter subby, knees too sharp for you?
 
2012-12-14 06:04:03 PM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-14 06:08:17 PM
Tyler Perry's Punch Out.
 
2012-12-14 06:31:21 PM

dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.


i thought that was Purdue
 
2012-12-14 06:36:06 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

i thought that was Purdue


That's Col. Sanders.
 
2012-12-14 06:38:43 PM
I'm comfortable with my personal gender-sense, thank you very much.

Besides, your tired bullchit ain't worth the shat on which it's carved...

*)
 
2012-12-14 06:52:12 PM

Gyrfalcon: Jon iz teh kewl: dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

i thought that was Purdue

That's Col. Sanders.


cravagolina.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-14 07:11:13 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Gyrfalcon: Jon iz teh kewl: dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

i thought that was Purdue

That's Col. Sanders.

[cravagolina.files.wordpress.com image 510x612]


It still isn't.
 
2012-12-14 07:12:40 PM

Indubitably: Jon iz teh kewl: Gyrfalcon: Jon iz teh kewl: dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

i thought that was Purdue

That's Col. Sanders.

[cravagolina.files.wordpress.com image 510x612]

It still isn't.


To recycle a classic: Blow me.

*)
 
2012-12-14 08:02:00 PM
In other news, that general guy from antique SNL skits is still dead...
 
2012-12-14 08:12:18 PM

Somaticasual: In other news, that general guy from antique SNL skits is still dead...


Nice.

P.S. *holds mirror towards face*
 
2012-12-14 08:31:08 PM
Too late. He's already a biatch.

He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
 
2012-12-14 08:39:30 PM

jtown: Too late. He's already a biatch.

He's standing right behind me, isn't he?


*don't look*
 
2012-12-14 08:40:32 PM

Indubitably: jtown: Too late. He's already a biatch.

He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

*don't look*


B/c I will be.
 
2012-12-14 09:44:00 PM
Wait, I thought he already did this, and became the FLOTUS.

/In retrospect, he's a little feminine comparatively.
 
2012-12-14 10:26:02 PM

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: Wait, I thought he already did this, and became the FLOTUS.

/In retrospect, he's a little feminine comparatively.

To objectify?

 
2012-12-14 10:26:44 PM

Indubitably: CreampuffCasperMilktoast: Wait, I thought he already did this, and became the FLOTUS.

/In retrospect, he's a little feminine comparatively.

To objectify?


Sir,
 
2012-12-14 11:14:18 PM
siusopen.files.wordpress.com

I have seen that possible future.
 
2012-12-14 11:45:17 PM

jtown: Too late. He's already a biatch.

He's standing right behind me, isn't he?


*KAPOW!*
 
2012-12-15 04:09:43 AM
i1205.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-15 05:02:40 AM
The weird question for me is if Tyson is female can/does he sexually assault himself?
 
2012-12-15 10:39:17 AM

Maxor: The weird question for me is if Tyson is female can/does he sexually assault himself?


he cuts off his own ear and serves it in creamed soup
 
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