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		World breathes a sigh of relief as Mike Tyson reveals: "I have no intention of becoming a woman" (mirror.co.uk)		50
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Because People in power are Stupid		2012-12-14 01:26:36 PM

He's a misogynist for saying that.

stpauler		2012-12-14 01:32:25 PM

He then continued "I wouldn't beat myself up about it either"

Saborlas		2012-12-14 01:43:17 PM

stpauler: He then continued "I wouldn't beat myself up about it either"

Thread over. Last one out, kill the lights.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-12-14 01:48:35 PM

Or an adult

Apos		2012-12-14 02:04:27 PM

Now that is a ludicrous assertion, even for Tyson.

Poorly done satire is poorly done.

Snarfangel		2012-12-14 02:11:45 PM

There goes my fantasy of absolutely never.

jayhawk88		2012-12-14 04:13:52 PM

Because that would be so much weirder than getting hieroglyphs tattoo'd on your face.

nimeye		2012-12-14 04:14:34 PM

I would just like to let everyone know that I have no intention of becoming Mike Tyson.

SoCalChris		2012-12-14 04:15:26 PM

Completely unrelated

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JonBuck		2012-12-14 04:19:30 PM

Processing, processing...

Sorry, that this even came up does not compute

natazha		2012-12-14 04:20:12 PM

Hey, he'd fit right in in Oakland, CA, except for the tat.

Not ugly enough

wildcardjack		2012-12-14 04:21:33 PM

Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

Evil Twin Skippy		2012-12-14 04:23:16 PM

Man, he's bad enough about chewing your ear off as a guy....

Guuberre		2012-12-14 04:26:19 PM

browneye		2012-12-14 04:27:55 PM

This was an issue?

BeerGraduate		2012-12-14 04:33:37 PM

And it was the sigh of a lifetime

darth_badger		2012-12-14 04:40:39 PM

nimeye: I would just like to let everyone know that I have no intention of becoming Mike Tyson.

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I have been Mike Tyson. He's a really nice guy now.

Gyrfalcon		2012-12-14 04:41:39 PM

Wow, I was really worried there for a second.

Bit'O'Gristle		2012-12-14 04:48:39 PM

Is he planning on getting an operation to become a human being with feelings and empathy? Until then, i don't care.

brantgoose		2012-12-14 04:51:03 PM

He did, however, briefly flirt with the idea of becoming a grand piano.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-12-14 04:53:48 PM

is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

carnifex2005		2012-12-14 04:54:11 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Is he planning on getting an operation to become a human being with feelings and empathy? Until then, i don't care.

i.imgur.com

Tanthalas39		2012-12-14 04:58:36 PM

He sounds like one, though.

dv-ous		2012-12-14 05:00:04 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

StaleCoffee		2012-12-14 05:03:34 PM

So Punch Out was not a documentary?

Uzzah		2012-12-14 05:10:31 PM

Just for old times' sake, here's a quote from Mike Tyson on Sarah Palin's alleged interracial relationship with Glen Rice:

Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy. But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!

Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy - you want someone like Rodman - yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping - yeehaw!

When you think of Glen Rice, you don't think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming ... you don't think of that stuff! Sarah Palin ... she met the wombshifter.

jmadisonbiii		2012-12-14 05:17:20 PM

"...one day I would grow breasts and have a vagina."

Ye gods.

uncleacid		2012-12-14 05:30:06 PM

He likes Phil Collins songs so I'm not so sure.

abhorrent1		2012-12-14 06:00:39 PM

Whats the matter subby, knees too sharp for you?

TV's Vinnie		2012-12-14 06:04:03 PM

Solid Muldoon		2012-12-14 06:08:17 PM

Tyler Perry's Punch Out.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-12-14 06:31:21 PM

dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

i thought that was Purdue

Gyrfalcon		2012-12-14 06:36:06 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

i thought that was Purdue

That's Col. Sanders.

Indubitably		2012-12-14 06:38:43 PM

I'm comfortable with my personal gender-sense, thank you very much.

Besides, your tired bullchit ain't worth the shat on which it's carved...

*)

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-12-14 06:52:12 PM

Gyrfalcon: Jon iz teh kewl: dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

i thought that was Purdue

That's Col. Sanders.

cravagolina.files.wordpress.com

Indubitably		2012-12-14 07:11:13 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Gyrfalcon: Jon iz teh kewl: dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

i thought that was Purdue

That's Col. Sanders.

[cravagolina.files.wordpress.com image 510x612]

It still isn't.

Indubitably		2012-12-14 07:12:40 PM

Indubitably: Jon iz teh kewl: Gyrfalcon: Jon iz teh kewl: dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: is he actually Neil DeGrasse tyson or is that someone else??

No, I'm pretty sure he's the chicken guy.

i thought that was Purdue

That's Col. Sanders.

[cravagolina.files.wordpress.com image 510x612]

It still isn't.

To recycle a classic: Blow me.

*)

Somaticasual		2012-12-14 08:02:00 PM

In other news, that general guy from antique SNL skits is still dead...

Indubitably		2012-12-14 08:12:18 PM

Somaticasual: In other news, that general guy from antique SNL skits is still dead...

Nice.

P.S. *holds mirror towards face*

jtown		2012-12-14 08:31:08 PM

Too late. He's already a biatch.

He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

Indubitably		2012-12-14 08:39:30 PM

jtown: Too late. He's already a biatch.

He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

*don't look*

Indubitably		2012-12-14 08:40:32 PM

Indubitably: jtown: Too late. He's already a biatch.

He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

*don't look*

B/c I will be.

CreampuffCasperMilktoast		2012-12-14 09:44:00 PM

Wait, I thought he already did this, and became the FLOTUS.

/In retrospect, he's a little feminine comparatively.

Indubitably		2012-12-14 10:26:02 PM

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: Wait, I thought he already did this, and became the FLOTUS.

/In retrospect, he's a little feminine comparatively.

To objectify?

Indubitably		2012-12-14 10:26:44 PM

Indubitably: CreampuffCasperMilktoast: Wait, I thought he already did this, and became the FLOTUS.

/In retrospect, he's a little feminine comparatively.

To objectify?

Sir,

hogans		2012-12-14 11:14:18 PM

I have seen that possible future.

Gyrfalcon		2012-12-14 11:45:17 PM

jtown: Too late. He's already a biatch.

He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

*KAPOW!*

themasterdebater		2012-12-15 04:09:43 AM

Maxor		2012-12-15 05:02:40 AM

The weird question for me is if Tyson is female can/does he sexually assault himself?

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-12-15 10:39:17 AM

Maxor: The weird question for me is if Tyson is female can/does he sexually assault himself?

he cuts off his own ear and serves it in creamed soup

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