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(IT World)   Santa + an iPhone that doesn't have the Google Maps app. You do the math   ( divider line
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2012-12-14 03:09:29 PM  
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Santa does not need Google maps.

He has "the Knowledge". He knows where every child in the world is and what he or she is doing, whether naughty or nice. He can triangulate using "the Knowledge" and thus never has to consult a map except maybe over the Pacific, where there are few children, and Antarctica, where there are no children.
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