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(Yahoo)   Suicide bomber fails to kill any targets, wounds three, will get prorated 12 goats and a loose adulteress in heaven   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 13
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2012-12-14 11:08:18 AM
4 votes:
More than what he had down here.

Praise Allah.
2012-12-14 03:00:08 PM
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: More than what he had down here.

Praise Allah.

But what will he do once he stones the adulteress and has deflowered all the goats?
2012-12-14 02:50:06 PM
2 votes:

Dr Dreidel: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 129x129]

It's not funny!

He had a "premature detonation".

2012-12-14 12:10:14 PM
2 votes:

Was he driving a Volkswagen?
2012-12-14 08:43:47 PM
1 votes:
Note to potential suicide bombers. There was a typo. As it turns out, you don't "get" 72 virgins, you become one of them.

2012-12-14 05:08:27 PM
1 votes:
May he receive 72 goatses. Peace be upon him.
2012-12-14 03:34:30 PM
1 votes:

cgraves67: But what will he do once he stones the adulteress and has deflowered all the goats?

It's Heaven! You get to do it all again the next day!
2012-12-14 03:12:51 PM
1 votes:

Gonz: Odd Bird: if it weren't for the 3 he wounded, I would've gone with the Amusing tag.

Depending on what the wounds are, I still might. Anything less than a broken limb, I'm kind of OK with.

There's a touch of Russian Roulette there. "I got blown up by a suicide bomber and all I got was a black eye and a mouth full of minced idiot"
2012-12-14 02:48:24 PM
1 votes:
Good thing he was a suicide bomber, not a homicide bomber.
2012-12-14 02:39:12 PM
1 votes:

uncleacid: Finished last in his class at SBU.

They don't have a very good record, but SBU's football games are a blast!
2012-12-14 12:09:55 PM
1 votes:
To repeat a tired but relevant cliche:

"And nothing of value was lost."
2012-12-14 11:51:05 AM
1 votes:
So, really one target?
2012-12-14 11:43:00 AM
1 votes:
The important part of the headline is "suicide bomber"

/that part worked like a charm
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