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(Yahoo)   Suicide bomber fails to kill any targets, wounds three, will get prorated 12 goats and a loose adulteress in heaven   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 69
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2012-12-14 03:40:33 PM  
The guy in the middle of the picture looks like Puff Daddy.
 
2012-12-14 03:47:24 PM  
Back when Israel was getting hit every other day (pre-wall), there were a few bombers that were incompetent. People would see a dude crossing the street and he'd suddenly explode, head going vertical, everything else all over, no one else hurt. Other than the clean-up, that must have been amusing.
 
2012-12-14 04:00:24 PM  
Thanks subby!!! I needed a laugh. Your headline is hilarious.
 
2012-12-14 04:02:10 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Back when Israel was getting hit every other day (pre-wall), there were a few bombers that were incompetent.


I remember reading interviews with failed suicide bombers who were caught and in Israeli prisons. Not surprisingly most of them weren't that bright. I was surprised that a good number of them weren't particularly religious, at least to the extent you would think of a radical fanatic.
 
2012-12-14 04:06:04 PM  

Arkanaut: DownDaRiver: I'm not a farmer or an Arab dude. So I don't really know what I'd do with some goats. So I guess I would see about trading them for some crack and booze.
Then me an the loose adulteress could have a really good weekend in Vegas.

/what does one do with goats?

You could bring the goats with you. Have you tried asking the adulteress if she has some ideas for what to do with the goats?


Hey, who am I to stand in the way of anothers indulgence.
If she so wishes, we wil bring a goat or two.


/i think I'll just watch
 
2012-12-14 04:06:38 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: JohnAnnArbor: Back when Israel was getting hit every other day (pre-wall), there were a few bombers that were incompetent.

I remember reading interviews with failed suicide bombers who were caught and in Israeli prisons. Not surprisingly most of them weren't that bright. I was surprised that a good number of them weren't particularly religious, at least to the extent you would think of a radical fanatic.


I don't think religion is the primary motivator in most cases, actually. I think they are just plain angry. The religion just excuses or encourages self-sacrificing behavior, and terrorist organizations twist the anger and the martyrdom into an evil little package.
 
2012-12-14 04:07:58 PM  
It's the holy grail of fail
 
2012-12-14 04:08:52 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: JohnAnnArbor: Back when Israel was getting hit every other day (pre-wall), there were a few bombers that were incompetent.

I remember reading interviews with failed suicide bombers who were caught and in Israeli prisons. Not surprisingly most of them weren't that bright. I was surprised that a good number of them weren't particularly religious, at least to the extent you would think of a radical fanatic.


One I read about was truly sad. She was scarred from a terrible burn, so she was going to an Israeli hospital for free treatments (those terrible Jews!); she had been to this hospital several times before. She was stopped at the border for a search, hit the button (they're told to do that if caught to at least get SOMEONE dead), nothing happened. She later told her interviewers that she had intended to blow herself up near the neonatal ward, if possible. Then she wondered how mad the Israelis would be with her. (A bit, though she still gets free medical care.) She told about what she had been promised in paradise: to be the lead of the 72 whores for one of the male suicide bombers. Truly sick.
 
2012-12-14 04:14:39 PM  
JohnAnnArbor:
Back when Israel was getting hit every other day (pre-wall), there were a few bombers that were incompetent. People would see a dude crossing the street and he'd suddenly explode, head going vertical, everything else all over, no one else hurt. Other than the clean-up, that must have been amusing.

I'm gonna guess... no. Not amusing.
 
2012-12-14 04:17:13 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: DrewCurtisJr: JohnAnnArbor: Back when Israel was getting hit every other day (pre-wall), there were a few bombers that were incompetent.

I remember reading interviews with failed suicide bombers who were caught and in Israeli prisons. Not surprisingly most of them weren't that bright. I was surprised that a good number of them weren't particularly religious, at least to the extent you would think of a radical fanatic.

One I read about was truly sad. She was scarred from a terrible burn, so she was going to an Israeli hospital for free treatments (those terrible Jews!); she had been to this hospital several times before. She was stopped at the border for a search, hit the button (they're told to do that if caught to at least get SOMEONE dead), nothing happened. She later told her interviewers that she had intended to blow herself up near the neonatal ward, if possible. Then she wondered how mad the Israelis would be with her. (A bit, though she still gets free medical care.) She told about what she had been promised in paradise: to be the lead of the 72 whores for one of the male suicide bombers. Truly sick.


There's also the (in)famous story of a 13 or 15-year old Palestinian boy who approached an Israeli checkpoint wearing a vest which failed to detonate. Turns out the kid was high-functioning, but very learning-disabled (and before the snark, it was IIRC a Hamas-backed group who recruited him and built the bomb).

The kid wasn't even aware that his vest was a weapon that would kill him and others.

The combination of poverty, illiteracy, religious extremism (even if the people aren't, TPTB are, and they have influence) and having a convenient scapegoat (accurate or not) is a dangerous one.
 
2012-12-14 04:48:50 PM  
p.bfram.es 
"As you can see the man to my right is terminally stupid, please rescue me from these morons"
 
2012-12-14 04:49:50 PM  

Hoblit: cig-mkr I'd say he got his 'severance' pay in full.


Literally.
 
2012-12-14 04:50:00 PM  

Mega Steve: Ever notice that it's always the low man on the totem pole that has to do the suicide bombings? None of the leaders ever get out and do that shiat.

REG: Solidarity, brother.
BRIAN: Oh, yes. Solidarity, Reg.


Well, nobody SMART is going to agree to do it, you know?
 
2012-12-14 05:08:27 PM  
May he receive 72 goatses. Peace be upon him.
 
2012-12-14 05:32:13 PM  
he should have practiced at home a few times first.
 
2012-12-14 08:01:35 PM  
Virgin goats tho, right?
 
2012-12-14 08:43:47 PM  
Note to potential suicide bombers. There was a typo. As it turns out, you don't "get" 72 virgins, you become one of them.

Sorry.
 
2012-12-15 12:25:02 AM  
Brother, I'm already there.

/5 goat farms on 'forge of empires'
//Swingers party tomorrow night
///And on the seventh day he rested
\Bless you slashies
 
2012-12-16 01:22:50 AM  
12 goats? AT THE SAME TIME?!
 
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