The Stealth Hippopotamus: More than what he had down here.Praise Allah.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: The important part of the headline is "suicide bomber"/that part worked like a charm
uncleacid: Finished last in his class at SBU.
Dr Dreidel: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 129x129]It's not funny!
cefm: I'd rather have one loose adultress than 20 stuck-up virgins any day.
Odd Bird: if it weren't for the 3 he wounded, I would've gone with the Amusing tag.
angryjd: So here we have a suicide bomber that is actually not a homicide bomber. How is Fox News going to describe this?
CygnusDarius: cefm: I'd rather have one loose adultress than 20 stuck-up virgins any day.This.Or, a virgin that has been taught tricks by an adultress.Then again...[static.tvtome.com image 450x254]
Ivo Shandor: Good thing he was a suicide bomber, not a homicide bomber.
Gonz: Odd Bird: if it weren't for the 3 he wounded, I would've gone with the Amusing tag.Depending on what the wounds are, I still might. Anything less than a broken limb, I'm kind of OK with.
DownDaRiver: I'm not a farmer or an Arab dude. So I don't really know what I'd do with some goats. So I guess I would see about trading them for some crack and booze.Then me an the loose adulteress could have a really good weekend in Vegas./what does one do with goats?
HotWingConspiracy: cefm: I'd rather have one loose adultress than 20 stuck-up virgins any day.Yeah really. What religion offers MILFs in heaven?
Glancing Blow: The ultimate insult is the guy in the background pissing on the burning wreck./Well, it kinda looks like that.
cgraves67: But what will he do once he stones the adulteress and has deflowered all the goats?
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