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(New York Magazine)   Republicans are feeling humiliated and divided, so Obama's goal must have been to humiliate and divide them   (nymag.com) divider line 88
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2012-12-14 10:08:29 AM
Oh, so the GOP has pulled the old "Angry Black Man" trick out of the bag. Obama couldn't possibly have turned down their offer because it was nonsensical and consisted entirely of well-worn platitudes from the party's agenda. It was because he wants revenge. He's a big stupid doodoo head. It's part of his plan to crush mean ol' whitey by taxing the godly job creators to death and giving all their hard earned American dollars to the mooching poors. The white people will all have to pay reparations for slavery as part of the fiscal cliff deal.

No, but seriously, please humiliate them more, Mr. President.
 
2012-12-14 10:15:29 AM
Is he a wizard?
 
2012-12-14 10:34:38 AM
Ever see a kid do something that embarrasses him or her, then not know how to react? And then lash out and say, "You did it!" or "You made me!"?

Infantile GOP is infantile. It's got to be hard when you got away with your economic lie for so long. Makes acceptance all that much harder.
 
2012-12-14 10:34:40 AM
The Republicans are only upset because they failed to destroy America.
 
2012-12-14 11:02:35 AM
Mission accomplished
 
2012-12-14 11:08:07 AM

Diogenes: Ever see a kid do something that embarrasses him or her, then not know how to react? And then lash out and say, "You did it!" or "You made me!"?

Infantile GOP is infantile. It's got to be hard when you got away with your economic lie for so long. Makes acceptance all that much harder.


"Infantile" is a perfect word, here. Say what you want about Dems, Indies, or even old-school Republicans...we're not gnashing our teeth like children when things don't go our way. Sure, we bristled and b*tched about the 2000 election, but only because there was real evidence supporting the assertions. Unlike the sizable number of Republican voters who think ACORN stole 2012 and have an entire media bubble where they can safely delude themselves.

I'll never understand how the party of John Wayne and "personal responsibility" ended up being such weeping p*ssies. And all the while they're trying to paint guys like me as weak. You know what, assholes? I'm ten times the man any of you will ever be.

/ITG
 
2012-12-14 11:08:19 AM
" I can assure you that humiliating the GOP has nothing whatsoever to do with the Democrats' goal of raising taxes on the rich."

Just an added bonus.
 
2012-12-14 11:18:27 AM
Why did they lead the story with a picture of canned ham?
 
2012-12-14 11:20:30 AM
imokwiththis.jpg
 
2012-12-14 11:25:09 AM
Damn, the Republican Party is farked up.
 
2012-12-14 11:30:20 AM

NotoriousW.O.P: " I can assure you that humiliating the GOP has nothing whatsoever to do with the Democrats' goal of raising taxes on the rich."

Just an added bonus.


A sweet, sweet, bonus.
 
2012-12-14 12:00:07 PM
And the victim mentality that the GOP has fostered so well reaches new levels.
 
2012-12-14 12:27:32 PM
Well, N0bama (as well as women, blacks, Muslims, teh gheys, and scientists) is more powerful than God, so if he wants it to happen, it will.
 
2012-12-14 12:27:34 PM
vinylmationkingdom.com

"You used up all the glue tax revenue ON PURPOSE!"
 
2012-12-14 12:27:43 PM
Why won't the President compromise and accept the Republican proposal without modification?
 
2012-12-14 12:28:16 PM

GAT_00: And the victim mentality that the GOP has fostered so well reaches new levels.


Well, they ARE victims

/granted of their own intractable stupidity, but victims nonetheless
 
2012-12-14 12:28:23 PM
I love how there is a brand new opportunity to point and laugh at these assholes, forever! Thanks guys! You're hilarious!
 
2012-12-14 12:28:48 PM
That's all Obama does is divide everybody in this whole country until they don't know who they are anymore and he does it by racial brinkmanship in the oval office and being a smart alec whenever he has a chance to speak to the American people. Republicans have built bridges in an attempt to close the gulf between us and Obama and all he does is say You Didn't Build That and then he burns it down and screams at America "look at the Republicans standing way over there cut off from the rest of us" but people are starting to see who burns the bridges and who burns them down to line his own pockets.
 
2012-12-14 12:29:10 PM

digistil: Well, N0bama (as well as women, blacks, Muslims, teh gheys, and scientists) is more powerful than God, so if he wants it to happen, it will.


Forgot Mexicans. Add them to the list.
 
2012-12-14 12:29:30 PM
When did the Republican party turn into my ex-wife?
 
2012-12-14 12:29:39 PM
He's trying to govern and compromise with a group of people who are acting like children.

He is willing to cut spending and increase revenue.........his opposition will not increase revenue. Which side actually gives a shiat about the deficit/budget?
 
2012-12-14 12:30:23 PM

browneye: Damn, the Republican Party is farked up.


They haven't hit bottom yet either. The GOP are like alcoholics; they have to wake up in a shiat filled bed with dried cum on their face and a dildo in their ass before they'll admit they have a problem. Right now, the GOP are just passed out topless on the picnic table out of hand.
 
Bf+
2012-12-14 12:30:32 PM

Uzzah: "You used up all the glue tax revenue ON PURPOSE!"


That's terrific.
 
2012-12-14 12:30:38 PM

Brian Ryanberger: That's all Obama does is divide everybody in this whole country until they don't know who they are anymore and he does it by racial brinkmanship in the oval office and being a smart alec whenever he has a chance to speak to the American people. Republicans have built bridges in an attempt to close the gulf between us and Obama and all he does is say You Didn't Build That and then he burns it down and screams at America "look at the Republicans standing way over there cut off from the rest of us" but people are starting to see who burns the bridges and who burns them down to line his own pockets.


FREE BIRD!!!
 
2012-12-14 12:30:45 PM

Brian Ryanberger: That's all Obama does is divide everybody in this whole country until they don't know who they are anymore and he does it by racial brinkmanship in the oval office and being a smart alec whenever he has a chance to speak to the American people. Republicans have built bridges in an attempt to close the gulf between us and Obama and all he does is say You Didn't Build That and then he burns it down and screams at America "look at the Republicans standing way over there cut off from the rest of us" but people are starting to see who burns the bridges and who burns them down to line his own pockets.


Just jumping into this alt-troll persona with both feet, eh?

Bad luck. No one is counting you.
 
2012-12-14 12:30:56 PM
Brian Ryanberger:

It's not even funny... why are you trying?
 
2012-12-14 12:32:06 PM
So far, everyone's losing this battle so I don't think Obama should be passing around the wenches and other spoils of victory just yet.
 
2012-12-14 12:32:14 PM
I'm no fan of the Republican party but these excuses are getting so pathetic that I'm actually starting to feel ever so slightly sorry for them.
 
2012-12-14 12:32:39 PM
The psychology on display here is familiar to anybody who has seen a petulant teenager

DING! DING! DING! DING!
 
2012-12-14 12:32:43 PM

Famous Thamas: Brian Ryanberger:

It's not even funny... why are you trying?



If you push the button at bottom of page that says Funniest you will see who is funny and who is not.
 
2012-12-14 12:34:21 PM

Muta: browneye: Damn, the Republican Party is farked up.

They haven't hit bottom yet either. The GOP are like alcoholics; they have to wake up in a shiat filled bed with dried cum on their face and a dildo in their ass before they'll admit they have a problem need to take a second amendment solution and really fix those libtards this time!. Right now, the GOP are just passed out topless on the picnic table out of hand.


These people have always existed, although they have not always been catered to as the US has.

These people cannot change.

We are lucky that they have their media bubble, that they still feel like they are part of the process, because when people like this start feeling disaffected, things get all shooty and explody.
 
2012-12-14 12:35:43 PM

Cletus C.: So far, everyone's losing this battle so I don't think Obama should be passing around the wenches and other spoils of victory just yet.


He's doing that?
 
2012-12-14 12:36:38 PM

theknuckler_33: Cletus C.: So far, everyone's losing this battle so I don't think Obama should be passing around the wenches and other spoils of victory just yet.

He's doing that?


I got my wench yesterday.
 
2012-12-14 12:38:27 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-12-14 12:38:29 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: theknuckler_33: Cletus C.: So far, everyone's losing this battle so I don't think Obama should be passing around the wenches and other spoils of victory just yet.

He's doing that?

I got my wench yesterday.


DAMMIT! I haven't even gotten my gifts from the election yet!!
 
2012-12-14 12:39:21 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: theknuckler_33: Cletus C.: So far, everyone's losing this battle so I don't think Obama should be passing around the wenches and other spoils of victory just yet.

He's doing that?

I got my wench yesterday.


Damn, I wanted one of those, all I got were these spoils of war.
 
2012-12-14 12:39:36 PM

theknuckler_33: Cletus C.: So far, everyone's losing this battle so I don't think Obama should be passing around the wenches and other spoils of victory just yet.

He's doing that?


I got my wench today.
 
2012-12-14 12:40:31 PM

born_yesterday: These people have always existed, although they have not always been catered to as the US has.

These people cannot change.

We are lucky that they have their media bubble, that they still feel like they are part of the process, because when people like this start feeling disaffected, things get all shooty and explody.


I actually think that's more dangerous. These nutbars used to not be able to find each other. Now they can. Their media bubble makes them feel righteous and validated, and they have their forums where they can spew their hateful bullshiat completely unchecked, feeding off each other like derpy ticking time bombs.
 
2012-12-14 12:41:17 PM

theknuckler_33: Philip Francis Queeg: theknuckler_33: Cletus C.: So far, everyone's losing this battle so I don't think Obama should be passing around the wenches and other spoils of victory just yet.

He's doing that?

I got my wench yesterday.

DAMMIT! I haven't even gotten my gifts from the election yet!!


That's what you get for blowing off the last meeting of your Death Panel.
 
2012-12-14 12:41:31 PM

Brian Ryanberger: That's all Obama does is divide everybody in this whole country until they don't know who they are anymore and he does it by racial brinkmanship in the oval office and being a smart alec whenever he has a chance to speak to the American people. Republicans have built bridges in an attempt to close the gulf between us and Obama and all he does is say You Didn't Build That and then he burns it down and screams at America "look at the Republicans standing way over there cut off from the rest of us" but people are starting to see who burns the bridges and who burns them down to line his own pockets.


#winning

/ftfy
 
2012-12-14 12:41:35 PM
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And the wailing, gnashing of teeth and pant-sh*tting continues.
 
2012-12-14 12:43:41 PM
Letting people be themselves will often lead to their humiliation and division. So, naturally, Obama should have forced them to not be themselves.
 
2012-12-14 12:44:48 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: theknuckler_33: Philip Francis Queeg: theknuckler_33: Cletus C.: So far, everyone's losing this battle so I don't think Obama should be passing around the wenches and other spoils of victory just yet.

He's doing that?

I got my wench yesterday.

DAMMIT! I haven't even gotten my gifts from the election yet!!

That's what you get for blowing off the last meeting of your Death Panel.


They should stop scheduling the Death Panels and the DIY Abortion classes on the same day.
 
2012-12-14 12:45:09 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: When did the Republican party turn into my ex-wife?


No, Republicans still want to fark you.
 
2012-12-14 12:45:09 PM
Man, how did people ever live prior to the Bush tax cuts? There must have not been any jobs or money or ANYTHING.
 
2012-12-14 12:46:18 PM
The lunatic fringe aren't the useful idiots that the richest 1% thought they were. Non-lunatic voters ran screaming from the GOP.
 
2012-12-14 12:48:26 PM

Muta: browneye: Damn, the Republican Party is farked up.

They haven't hit bottom yet either. The GOP are like alcoholics; they have to wake up in a shiat filled bed with dried cum on their face and a dildo in their ass before they'll admit they have a problem. Right now, the GOP are just passed out topless on the picnic table out of hand.


Dude, the GOP calls that scenario "Tuesday."

I'm pretty sure they'd need to regain consciousness in the middle of an all-donkey threeway before they'll snap out of it.
 
2012-12-14 12:48:54 PM

Brian Ryanberger: That's all Obama does is divide everybody in this whole country until they don't know who they are anymore and he does it by racial brinkmanship in the oval office and being a smart alec whenever he has a chance to speak to the American people. Republicans have built bridges in an attempt to close the gulf between us and Obama and all he does is say You Didn't Build That and then he burns it down and screams at America "look at the Republicans standing way over there cut off from the rest of us" but people are starting to see who burns the bridges and who burns them down to line his own pockets.


7/10
The lack of punctuation is nice, but it needs more "phonetic" spellings.
 
2012-12-14 12:49:32 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: theknuckler_33: Philip Francis Queeg: theknuckler_33: Cletus C.: So far, everyone's losing this battle so I don't think Obama should be passing around the wenches and other spoils of victory just yet.

He's doing that?

I got my wench yesterday.

DAMMIT! I haven't even gotten my gifts from the election yet!!

That's what you get for blowing off the last meeting of your Death Panel.


I was being forcibly gay married that day.

/it was fabulous
 
2012-12-14 12:51:34 PM

theknuckler_33: Philip Francis Queeg: theknuckler_33: Philip Francis Queeg: theknuckler_33: Cletus C.: So far, everyone's losing this battle so I don't think Obama should be passing around the wenches and other spoils of victory just yet.

He's doing that?

I got my wench yesterday.

DAMMIT! I haven't even gotten my gifts from the election yet!!

That's what you get for blowing off the last meeting of your Death Panel.

I was being forcibly gay married that day.

/it was fabulous


Well, I guess you don't need a wench then, do you?
 
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