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(NBC San Diego)   How bad of a criminal must you be when you have a gun and still fail in three separate carjacking attempts at the same parking lot?   (nbcsandiego.com) divider line 5
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2012-12-14 01:09:11 PM  
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Coming home one night from work about 10pm. (I live in Petersburg, VA). I am stopped at an intersection and there is this very shady, scruffy looking dude standing in the middle of the street. (since you are wondering, yes, he was successful and attractive). Then he starts looking at me. "Oh, please don't walk over here" I say to myself. He walks over. "Damn" I say to myself.

He bangs on the window and yells "Pull over, this is a carjacking!". I just sort of look at him for a second, and then I say "No". Then the light turns green, so I leave. I get about 30 feet away, and I stop and roll down the window at yell back "You suck at this."
2012-12-14 01:47:01 PM  
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It's just not his lot in life.
2012-12-14 01:41:19 PM  
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2012-12-14 01:07:21 PM  
1 votes:
Mugger: Your money or your life.

Jack Benny: I'm thinking, I'm thinking ....

A classic.
2012-12-14 10:33:08 AM  
1 votes:

It just popped in there - I don't know why.
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