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(NBC San Diego)   How bad of a criminal must you be when you have a gun and still fail in three separate carjacking attempts at the same parking lot?   (nbcsandiego.com) divider line 17
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2012-12-14 10:33:08 AM  
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It just popped in there - I don't know why.
 
2012-12-14 11:46:11 AM  
How bad is security when you can have one person try to car jack three people in one day?
 
2012-12-14 01:07:21 PM  
Mugger: Your money or your life.

Jack Benny: I'm thinking, I'm thinking ....

A classic.
 
2012-12-14 01:09:11 PM  
CSB:

Coming home one night from work about 10pm. (I live in Petersburg, VA). I am stopped at an intersection and there is this very shady, scruffy looking dude standing in the middle of the street. (since you are wondering, yes, he was successful and attractive). Then he starts looking at me. "Oh, please don't walk over here" I say to myself. He walks over. "Damn" I say to myself.

He bangs on the window and yells "Pull over, this is a carjacking!". I just sort of look at him for a second, and then I say "No". Then the light turns green, so I leave. I get about 30 feet away, and I stop and roll down the window at yell back "You suck at this."
 
2012-12-14 01:10:59 PM  
In the final attempt, the suspect became locked inside the car he was trying to steal


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"Hey, a little help!"
 
2012-12-14 01:17:22 PM  
Carjacking always seemed like one of the dumber crimes to me. Best case scenario, your theft is being reported to the police with details of your appearance and the car's before you even make it out of the scene of the crime. Worst case, your timing is off and you actually make good on your threat, and now you've fired a weapon in a monitored/populated area and you're still on foot while they drive away.

And the kind of carjacking where you walk up to a car that's already running? Not only are they massively faster than you, they have a massively deadiler weapon than you.

Basically, if I wanted to steal a car, I'd grab a mechanic's opener kit and learn to hotwire. Or maybe learn to lift people's keys. Because the robbery way is terrible even from a criminal's perspective.
 
2012-12-14 01:29:33 PM  
So leathery people suck at car jacking.

And I get a kick that Farkers need to point out race in a crime story when it really doesn't matter. Seems the problem is your own, unless you're less offended if the car jacking is done by a non-minority.
 
2012-12-14 01:35:38 PM  
North County Hobos are idiots, they're entitled douchebags, which is impressive seeing they're HOBOS!

CSB:
This one hobo who would frequent around CSUSM I would always see in front of the Circle K I always grab smokes from asked for some cash, well instead I brought him inside and bought him a sandwich. Boom, good sumaritan done for the year.
3 weeks later, same hobo, different gas station, asked again for cash, just told him I already bought him a sandwich, and he simply replied "Dude, I'm Homeless" like to make me feel guilty or as a threat or something. It's like sorry dude, not my fault your an idiot.
 
2012-12-14 01:38:58 PM  
Probably bad at grammer, too.
 
2012-12-14 01:41:19 PM  
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2012-12-14 01:47:01 PM  
It's just not his lot in life.
 
2012-12-14 02:06:48 PM  

obamadidcoke: MythDragon: CSB:

Coming home one night from work about 10pm. (I live in Petersburg, VA). I am stopped at an intersection and there is this very shady, scruffy looking dude standing in the middle of the street. (since you are wondering, yes, he was successful and attractive). Then he starts looking at me. "Oh, please don't walk over here" I say to myself. He walks over. "Damn" I say to myself.

He bangs on the window and yells "Pull over, this is a carjacking!". I just sort of look at him for a second, and then I say "No". Then the light turns green, so I leave. I get about 30 feet away, and I stop and roll down the window at yell back "You suck at this."

Awesome


Seconded, with much laughter thrown in.
 
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2012-12-14 02:15:16 PM  
Police searched the area for the suspect, but were unable to immediately locate him. He remains outstanding.

Doesn't sound too outstanding to me
 
2012-12-14 02:31:50 PM  

Mog32Kupo: North County Hobos are idiots, they're entitled douchebags, which is impressive seeing they're HOBOS!

CSB:
This one hobo who would frequent around CSUSM I would always see in front of the Circle K I always grab smokes from asked for some cash, well instead I brought him inside and bought him a sandwich. Boom, good sumaritan done for the year.
3 weeks later, same hobo, different gas station, asked again for cash, just told him I already bought him a sandwich, and he simply replied "Dude, I'm Homeless" like to make me feel guilty or as a threat or something. It's like sorry dude, not my fault your an idiot.


Skinny white guy with reddish blond hair?
 
2012-12-14 04:22:37 PM  
fark I was a block away with a CCW .357 Sig.... I need to kill before the end of the year - can someone please be a total ass near me so I can do it?
 
2012-12-14 05:34:17 PM  

TheOther: It's just not his lot in life.


WINNAH!
 
2012-12-14 10:26:52 PM  
How bad? You don't know Jack
 
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