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(Reuters)   Contracting slows in EU. PUSH. PUSH. GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH, USA. YOU DID THIS TO ME   (ca.reuters.com) divider line 16
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2012-12-14 12:03:15 PM
No, they got knocked up by someone within their own family. Incestuous bastards.
 
2012-12-14 12:14:09 PM
Subby's headline is so wrong it's amazing he/she can type.

Contraction (of spending) (not contracting new highly-paid workers) increased (not slowed) in EU.
 
2012-12-14 12:25:40 PM
Weirdest Geosocioeconomic boner ever.
 
2012-12-14 12:30:21 PM

Broom: Subby's headline is so wrong it's amazing he/she can type.

Contraction (of spending) (not contracting new highly-paid workers) increased (not slowed) in EU.


Be quiet. Subby, good job. Who cares what the article says?
 
2012-12-14 12:32:23 PM

Galloping Galoshes: Broom: Subby's headline is so wrong it's amazing he/she can type.

Contraction (of spending) (not contracting new highly-paid workers) increased (not slowed) in EU.

Be quiet. Subby, good job. Who cares what the article says?


Thank you! (though I admit that it may be wrong. The original article said "slowing" but paywall prevented it from being submitted)
 
2012-12-14 12:37:01 PM

somedude210: Galloping Galoshes: Broom: Subby's headline is so wrong it's amazing he/she can type.

Contraction (of spending) (not contracting new highly-paid workers) increased (not slowed) in EU.

Be quiet. Subby, good job. Who cares what the article says?

Thank you! (though I admit that it may be wrong. The original article said "slowing" but paywall prevented it from being submitted)

Wrong, illiterate, what's the difference? You're funny!
 
2012-12-14 12:44:38 PM

Broom: Wrong, illiterate, what's the difference? You're funny!


Funny pays better. And if the EU contraction is increasing, he's probably right anyway because contracting would slow in this situation. Either way, it was a great headline.
 
2012-12-14 12:48:56 PM
I don't see how 'merikuh got blamed for this - but, like any fat & fading former prom queen, it always has to be about you - eh, princess Smitteena?
 
2012-12-14 01:27:07 PM
Excellent headline. A big fake liter +1
 
2012-12-14 02:01:58 PM
Have they given the EU an epidural yet? Would the EU like some ice chips to suck on?
 
2012-12-14 02:18:42 PM

Grapple: Have they given the EU an epidural yet? Would the EU like some ice chips to suck on?


I think we're going to have to open EU up - emergency C-section.
 
2012-12-14 02:38:27 PM
Headline made me crack up...well played Subster
 
2012-12-14 02:46:28 PM

eynonmcwanker: Headline made me crack up...well played Subster


It just made me conjure a twisted satwcomic.com image that will never be drawn, I hope.
 
2012-12-14 07:23:48 PM

Galloping Galoshes: Grapple: Have they given the EU an epidural yet? Would the EU like some ice chips to suck on?

I think we're going to have to open EU up - emergency C-note-section.


FTFY.

AAA++++ headline, would lol again
 
2012-12-15 09:55:17 AM
I'm still waiting for the EU to fall apart. I mean, everyone keeps telling me it's going to happen.
 
2012-12-16 01:04:19 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: I'm still waiting for the EU to fall apart. I mean, everyone keeps telling me it's going to happen.


Well, US types have been hoping for this outcome since the EU was first established. US investment entities hate consolidated markets, fewer markets equals fewer chances at profits. Long term stability always comes at the price of short term profitability and that is anathema to our working definition of capitalism.
 
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