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(Mitchell Daily Republic)   "Things aren't as bad here as they were in 1870s Colorado when Alferd Packer - a Republican and accused cannibal - allegedly ate five of Hinsdale County's seven Democrats." Progress, people. Progress   (mitchellrepublic.com) divider line 42
    More: Obvious, Alferd Packer, Hinsdale County, Davison County, GOP, Colorado, Democrats, State's Attorney Pat Smith, use common sense  
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2012-12-14 08:26:39 AM
Sounds more like a Randite Libertarian than a Republican.
 
2012-12-14 09:40:22 AM
My heart is as full as a baked potato
 
2012-12-14 09:54:53 AM
Free range libs
 
2012-12-14 10:21:38 AM
It's certainly been a shpadoinkle day
 
2012-12-14 10:21:47 AM
www.usnews.com

INVISIBLE HUMAN DRUMSTICK 
 
2012-12-14 10:23:11 AM
In tough times like these, there's only one thing we can do.

Let's build a snowman!
 
2012-12-14 10:23:44 AM
hehe wow
 
2012-12-14 10:23:54 AM
Now I'm going to have to watch that movie again. Shpadoinkle
 
2012-12-14 10:25:58 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Packer was quite the writer, too.
 
2012-12-14 10:28:29 AM

Car_Ramrod: In tough times like these, there's only one thing we can do.

Let's build a snowman!


We can make him tall.
Or we can make him not so tall.

SNOWMAN
 
2012-12-14 10:28:38 AM

Endrick: Free range libs


(Smacking lips) Heck, these Dim-o-crats ain't so tough.
 
2012-12-14 10:29:55 AM
He didn't eat them in as much as they agreed to redistribute their health.
 
2012-12-14 10:30:37 AM

squegeebooo: Car_Ramrod: In tough times like these, there's only one thing we can do.

Let's build a snowman!

We can make him tall.
Or we can make him not so tall.

SNOWMAN


Can we name him Beowulf?
 
2012-12-14 10:31:26 AM
That was tasteless.

/Next time, Al, remember to pack salt.
 
2012-12-14 10:35:12 AM
Came for Cannibal the Musical references. Leaving satisfied.

/waves to Alferd when I drive by the local cemetery
//his grave is cemented over
 
2012-12-14 10:41:10 AM
Are you lookin' at my eye!?
 
2012-12-14 10:42:28 AM
 
2012-12-14 10:44:36 AM
Please don't give them any ideas.
 
2012-12-14 10:45:45 AM
What an awesome way to start an article.
 
2012-12-14 10:49:24 AM
I still laugh everytime I think about the CU students who named a cafeteria on campus after Packer.
 
2012-12-14 11:07:26 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-14 11:10:21 AM
Hang the bastard, hang him high.
 
2012-12-14 11:20:11 AM
i'm not eating shoes, that gross, people put their feet in those
 
2012-12-14 11:24:20 AM
Fudge, Packer?
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-14 11:25:25 AM

aug3: i'm not eating shoes, that gross, people put their feet in those


In certain cannibal cultures the feet are considered a delicacy, and the shoes a rare treat.
 
2012-12-14 11:29:02 AM
Are you looking at MY EYE!
 
2012-12-14 11:30:10 AM
Democrats, the new dark meat.
 
2012-12-14 11:32:31 AM
How the hell did he make that tapping sound with his feet?
 
2012-12-14 11:45:41 AM
Bourbon Democrats were a far cry from today's breed.
 
2012-12-14 11:49:22 AM
"Things aren't as bad here as they were in 1870s Colorado when Alferd Packer - a Republican and accused cannibal..."

But I repeat myself.
 
2012-12-14 11:55:25 AM

DeaH: aug3: i'm not eating shoes, that gross, people put their feet in those

In certain cannibal cultures the feet are considered a delicacy, and the shoes a rare treat.


mrc-tv.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-12-14 12:17:09 PM
expressmilwaukee.com

What about the Indians?
 
2012-12-14 12:22:28 PM
www.cedarcreekpub.com
 
2012-12-14 12:29:09 PM
That's cool, but once he got Namira's ring, he had to take it off when he tried to loot their corpses.
 
2012-12-14 01:12:00 PM
Q: If you take 7 democrats and eat 5 of them, how many democrats will vote in your next election?

A: 7
 
2012-12-14 01:20:31 PM
Q: If you take 7 democrats and eat 5 of them, how many democrats will vote in your next election?

A: 7


Wouldn't it be 5? Or do we now live in a world where people are alive actually vote Democrat, too?
 
2012-12-14 02:22:13 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-14 03:36:30 PM

squegeebooo: Car_Ramrod: In tough times like these, there's only one thing we can do.

Let's build a snowman!

We can make him tall.
Or we can make him not so tall.

SNOWMAN


SHUT THE fark UP, SWAN!
 
2012-12-14 03:51:05 PM
Ah, well, a Democrat in 1870 deserved to be eaten.
 
2012-12-14 05:21:19 PM
You folk ran into the Nihonjin too?
 
2012-12-14 05:33:33 PM

I should be in the kitchen: squegeebooo: Car_Ramrod: In tough times like these, there's only one thing we can do.

Let's build a snowman!

We can make him tall.
Or we can make him not so tall.

SNOWMAN

SHUT THE fark UP, SWAN!


"You guys! I just thought of something too!" "What?" "Ok, now remember when Swan was making that snowman? How the hell did he make that tapping sound with his feet?" "You just now thought of that?" "It's pretty farking weird isn't it?"
 
2012-12-15 11:29:07 AM
"Alferd"? Really?

Is he related to Ferd Berfel?
 
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