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(Huffington Post)   Office holiday party tips from a sassy gay man, like the kind you've seen on TV   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 8
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6138 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Dec 2012 at 9:02 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-14 10:29:18 AM  
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fireclown: Ours kind of sucks. Fellow farkers hear my call: we're a company of about 20 people, and there will be some families present. THe party is lunch, at the end of a half day. What can I do to make this not suck big donkey balls. Difficulty: no balls of any kind.


Tell all the families that they need to keep their kids at the other end of the restaurant because you just had to register as a sex offender earlier that day.

Trust me...they'll be talking about that lunch for years.
2012-12-14 09:55:49 AM  
1 votes:
I'm sure you meant "girl friend" instead of "girlfriend". "Fag hag" would be succinct, but "fruit fly" would probably be a more appropriate in an article bemoaning breeder faux pas.
2012-12-14 09:53:20 AM  
1 votes:
My office Christmas party is just my mother-in-law and I getting sauced on the couch.

/good times
2012-12-14 09:35:24 AM  
1 votes:
Who's sassier? Homosexual men or fat black women? There can be only one.
2012-12-14 09:23:55 AM  
1 votes:
I thought gay fellas were supposed to be fun.

/thanks a lot, Mr. biatchy Buzzkill.
//and remember to fark the girl from graphics on the presidents desk.
///more memorable than a 3% raise.
2012-12-14 09:18:10 AM  
1 votes:
Kind of a dud for gay dude.

Last year I got blind drunk at our party, took a dump in the punch bowl, and bent Santa over the sink in the bathroom and had my way with him. And you know what? It was a memorable party. All because of me.
2012-12-14 09:11:24 AM  
1 votes:
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Karen? Hello? Sassy gay man attempting to be sassy here!
2012-12-14 09:09:33 AM  
1 votes:
Sorry, but I only take party tips from sassy fake-gay men.

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