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(Huffington Post)   Office holiday party tips from a sassy gay man, like the kind you've seen on TV   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 8
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2012-12-14 11:52:35 AM  
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The owner of the company where I work cancelled the party one year so he could spend the money on salaries to keep several field personnel from being laid off due to lack of work. Best Christmas ever.
2012-12-14 10:53:45 AM  
1 votes:
That's not a sassy gay man. That's an uptight-biatch-from-HR gay man.
2012-12-14 09:35:24 AM  
1 votes:
Who's sassier? Homosexual men or fat black women? There can be only one.
2012-12-14 09:24:49 AM  
1 votes:
I leave everything in your car. Go in, mingle, be seen and then just melt away. These are not your friends, at best they are your competitors.
2012-12-14 09:23:55 AM  
1 votes:
I thought gay fellas were supposed to be fun.

/thanks a lot, Mr. biatchy Buzzkill.
//and remember to fark the girl from graphics on the presidents desk.
///more memorable than a 3% raise.
2012-12-14 09:15:52 AM  
1 votes:
The guy that wrote that article sounded pretty biatchy.
2012-12-14 09:15:50 AM  
1 votes:
From a non-gay man

!. Avoid them. The best way is the 'something came up at the last moment' excuse. "Yep. Ready to go. Oh wait. Something came up at the last moment. I'll catch up." Swipe candy from the office candy bowls while everyone is gone. They'll blame the cleaners.

2. Arrive late. Like right when everything is slowing down. You'll be remembered as attending and you can have you pick of the really desperate, already drunk ladies.

3. Never volunteer to arrange the Christmas Party. It will be your fault the Customer Service Rep lady got drunk and went off with that slimebag AS/400 programmer who sits in the computer room all day compiling jobs on DSP01 and slowing the system down.

4. Offer to help clean up. Free booze and food to stock pile and a chance to hit on the hawt caterers.
2012-12-14 09:09:33 AM  
1 votes:
Sorry, but I only take party tips from sassy fake-gay men.

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