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(USA Today)   CDC: You've got the Clap and you've got the Clap and you've got the Clap and you've...well you've got Gono, but you'll have the Clap soon enough   (usatoday.com) divider line 22
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2012-12-14 11:30:39 AM
"Wow! 'Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan'"
 
2012-12-14 11:31:05 AM
3, 6, 9
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat

Clap clap!
 
2012-12-14 11:32:31 AM
I honestly thought the article would be about Oprah giving everybody the clap.
 
2012-12-14 11:34:15 AM
Appropriate....

Link
 
2012-12-14 11:34:25 AM
It doesn't seem you're aware that clap = gonorrhea submitter.

Please correct me if I'm mistaken.
 
2012-12-14 11:35:14 AM
img.timeinc.net
 
2012-12-14 11:36:55 AM
0.648% of women have the clap? I like those odds!
 
2012-12-14 11:39:03 AM

TwowheelinTim: It doesn't seem you're aware that clap = gonorrhea submitter.

Please correct me if I'm mistaken.


I always thought the clap was clamidya, if not, what cutesy nickname did we give that?

/subby
 
2012-12-14 11:41:49 AM

somedude210: I always thought the clap was clamidya, if not, what cutesy nickname did we give that?


Lindsay Lohan
 
2012-12-14 11:42:04 AM
Aren't chlamydia and gonorrhea becoming antibiotic resistant as well, increasing the number of people exposed?

Maybe we could figure out a way to create time released implantable antibiotics, similar to those implantable birth control options, so that when you go to the doctor, they prescribe you a course of antibiotics, but you don't have to remember to take anything, they just implant it and you get the dose, less worries (because let's face it, evolution is pretty good at propagating survival traits) about forgetting to take it all and helping develop new strains.
 
2012-12-14 11:45:54 AM
Always wrap your package. You don't know where she's (or he's) been.

joytripproject.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-14 11:49:44 AM
Clammy clam, and gonorrhea, 2010.

www.cdc.gov
www.cdc.gov
 
2012-12-14 11:54:01 AM
Yep. Clap=gonorrhea. In other news, I just learned that I can spell "gonorrhea" without hesitating. Huh.
 
2012-12-14 11:54:15 AM
 
2012-12-14 11:58:31 AM
Moburg: Is it the clap?
Paul Kemp: It's a standing ovation.
 
2012-12-14 12:01:21 PM

thatboyoverthere: This is relevant.


I just watched that on mute... WTF?
 
2012-12-14 12:02:00 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Clammy clam, and gonorrhea, 2010.

[www.cdc.gov image 850x394]
[www.cdc.gov image 850x487]


Why does it not suprise me that the Bible Belt forms the northern barrier of the US's infected genitals?
 
2012-12-14 12:03:24 PM

somedude210: TwowheelinTim: It doesn't seem you're aware that clap = gonorrhea submitter.

Please correct me if I'm mistaken.

I always thought the clap was clamidya, if not, what cutesy nickname did we give that?

/subby


"The Clams".
 
2012-12-14 12:19:04 PM

Karac: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Clammy clam, and gonorrhea, 2010.

[www.cdc.gov image 850x394]
[www.cdc.gov image 850x487]

Why does it not suprise me that the Bible Belt forms the northern barrier of the US's infected genitals?


Because condoms are the devil's gateway to your soul.
 
2012-12-14 01:12:01 PM
"We got the clap, you got the clap..!"

www.filmofilia.com
 
2012-12-15 03:05:46 AM
 
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