Snarfangel: I will reserve judgment until I hear her ex's heartbreaking single.
jmr61: I'd eat every inch of her. Literally.[2.bp.blogspot.com image 440x661]
LectertheChef: I find her bland and without substance. There's really no way to make a meal out of her. Such is the case with all pop stars though. Nothing but pink slime, to be used in some ultra-cheap fast food burger. I seek out far more flavorful dishes. Kobe Beef, seared to perfection, needing no other embellishments to enhance the meal. But no, we have rice cakes served in a colorful box with a prize inside, and expected to consider it a wonderful meal prepared by a master chef. Give me tamales, stuffed with seasoned beef, green chiles so potent you can smell them from 50 feet away while still raw. Give me flavor, satisfy my hunger, I'd rather starve than live on this crap.
Amurica...Fark Ya!: F*ck off you flat, weasel-looking AH.Lucky your rich daddy payed your way into the business.That is all.
1derful: Well when you can't write finely-crafted songs, you have to fall back on something, and Katy Perry's boobs plow her raisins out of the water...
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