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(MTV)   Taylor Swift, ever the relationship guru, explains why you should ALWAYS fall for the naughty boy...and then write heartbreaking songs about him   (mtv.com) divider line 70
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2012-12-14 10:10:49 AM  
Taylor Swift. Hot, intelligent, creative, control freak.

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2012-12-14 10:24:29 AM  
I will reserve judgment until I hear her ex's heartbreaking single.
 
2012-12-14 10:43:41 AM  
All she's done is found her muse, many artists can't say that.

It just so happens her muse is straddling D. If she swore off men, she'd fade into obscurity faster than that chick who sang that terrible "Friday" song.
 
2012-12-14 10:54:04 AM  

Snarfangel: I will reserve judgment until I hear her ex's heartbreaking single.


I will never ever ever put my dick in crazy
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will never ever ever out my dick in crazy
Put down the knife and get a life
You raging psycho biatch
You're why IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will never ever ever ever put my dick in crazy
 
2012-12-14 10:55:49 AM  

Mentat: Snarfangel: I will reserve judgment until I hear her ex's heartbreaking single.

I will never ever ever put my dick in crazy
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will never ever ever out my dick in crazy
Put down the knife and get a life
You raging psycho biatch
You're why IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will never ever ever ever put my dick in crazy


That...that was beautiful. *sniff*
 
2012-12-14 11:30:52 AM  
She's hot.
 
2012-12-14 12:21:29 PM  
Wait until one of them gets her pregnant, then she'll be writing some *real* country songs.
 
2012-12-14 12:22:24 PM  
F*ck off you flat, weasel-looking AH.

Lucky your rich daddy payed your way into the business.

That is all.
 
2012-12-14 12:24:17 PM  
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2012-12-14 12:25:39 PM  
Criticize her if you will, that method has made her millions.
 
2012-12-14 12:28:35 PM  
No guy is going to want to stick their dick in her by the time she's 30.. Her vagina is gushing crazy lunatic fluids.
 
2012-12-14 12:29:05 PM  

bdub77: Taylor Swift. Hot, intelligent, creative, control freak.



FTFY
 
2012-12-14 12:31:46 PM  
Meanwhile, apparently a significantly naughtier boy invited himself over to her place in Nashville yesterday. With a knife.

Naturally, he claimed to be her boyfriend.
 
2012-12-14 12:33:17 PM  
Apparently, a little slut goes a long way.
 
2012-12-14 12:33:19 PM  

Gosling: Meanwhile, apparently a significantly naughtier boy invited himself over to her place in Nashville yesterday. With a knife.

Naturally, he claimed to be her boyfriend.


Swift's song about him is going to debut at #3 next week
 
2012-12-14 12:41:36 PM  
...no, wait, it was earlier this morning. Either way. Not Taylor's first stalker and certainly won't be her last.
 
2012-12-14 12:49:35 PM  

Gosling: ...no, wait, it was earlier this morning. Either way. Not Taylor's first stalker and certainly won't be her last.


and the next song from Taylor in 3.....2.....1....
 
2012-12-14 01:18:40 PM  

Jamdug!: She's hot.


Take a number, please

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2012-12-14 01:21:22 PM  
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2012-12-14 01:21:58 PM  
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2012-12-14 01:31:43 PM  
She is very talented but she looks like every other girl from middle of nowhere, Pennsylvania. I would rather see more Lohan threads so we can see what she looked like when she was hot.
 
2012-12-14 01:42:12 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: F*ck off you flat, weasel-looking AH.

Lucky your rich daddy payed your way into the business.

That is all.


But enough about Lana del Ray......
 
2012-12-14 01:42:41 PM  
So theoretically we could cut down on Taylor Swift's song output if guy-celebrities stopped dating her?

We need to come to some sort of civilisational agreement that only one celebrity will date her per calendar year, so it'll take 7-8 years to generate enough material for a full album.

Once a year we all vote on a celebrity, dress him up in a nice tuxedo, put leis and flower garlands around his neck, and admist much singing and dancing and grass skirts, throw him over the perimeter fence onto Taylor Swift's lawn.

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2012-12-14 01:48:51 PM  
Well when you can't write finely-crafted songs, you have to fall back on something, and Katy Perry's boobs plow her raisins out of the water...
 
2012-12-14 01:51:41 PM  

1derful: Well when you can't write finely-crafted songs, you have to fall back on something, and Katy Perry's boobs plow her raisins out of the water...


I'd pay to watch Katy Perry plowing Taylor Swift.
 
2012-12-14 01:57:04 PM  

bdub77: Taylor Swift. Hot, intelligent, creative, control freak.

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You miss out on a lot of fun if you don't stick you dick in crazy. You just have to make sure you have a good exit strategy so it doesn't turn into an emotional Afghanistan.
 
2012-12-14 01:58:48 PM  

Mad_Radhu: bdub77: Taylor Swift. Hot, intelligent, creative, control freak.

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You miss out on a lot of fun if you don't stick you dick in crazy. You just have to make sure you have a good exit strategy so it doesn't turn into an emotional Afghanistan.


The "one and done" strategy is your best bet for sticking your dick in crazy. If you go back for more just once you're in for a hellride.
 
2012-12-14 02:00:23 PM  
Stupid, immature young women say stupid, immature things about dating.

Too bad she's so stupid that she can't look in a mirror and see where the problem really lies: with herself.
 
2012-12-14 02:08:27 PM  

Thurston Howell: So theoretically we could cut down on Taylor Swift's song output if guy-celebrities stopped dating her?


She writes about whatever's happening in her life. If she were in a stable, long-term relationship, you'd hear about that too. Remember she doesn't just write break-up songs. She writes songs about the initial attraction as well, and if a relationship lasts long enough to get songs written about its maintenance, that'll get songs too. Or maybe someone else's relationship. Or a daydream. Or her band. Or her mom. Or the simple act of growing up.
 
2012-12-14 02:10:55 PM  
Taylor Swift reminds me a bit of that one girl Eric dated on Boy Meets World
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2012-12-14 02:21:47 PM  

Gosling: She writes about whatever's happening in her life. If she were in a stable, long-term relationship, you'd hear about that too. Remember she doesn't just write break-up songs. She writes songs about the initial attraction as well, and if a relationship lasts long enough to get songs written about its maintenance, that'll get songs too. Or maybe someone else's relationship. Or a daydream. Or her band. Or her mom. Or the simple act of growing up.


First, let me say you have a disturbing familiarity with her oeuvre; but I appreciate the insight, even if it derails my fool-proof plan.

What if we paid off some producer so that Taylor Swift replaced Hayden Pantyair on Nashville. Then she'd be singing, but it would be songs the show writers crafted for her. And they might not be about relationships. Or her mom, or band, or dog, or the kid who comes to the door selling Girl Guide cookies. And as a bonus, Hayden Pantyair's singing career might get shot down before it really takes off.

That'd be win-win, right?
 
2012-12-14 02:38:41 PM  
Yea this chick is definitely out of her mind
 
2012-12-14 02:46:05 PM  
You know what they call chicks who fall for bad boys?

Single moms.
 
2012-12-14 02:47:22 PM  
I think Justin Bieber should write a response song to 'We are never ever getting back together'.
 
2012-12-14 03:01:02 PM  

El Dudereno: You know what they call chicks who fall for bad boys?

Single moms.


or John Meyer's ex
 
2012-12-14 03:08:14 PM  

Thurston Howell: So theoretically we could cut down on Taylor Swift's song output if guy-celebrities stopped dating her?

We need to come to some sort of civilisational agreement that only one celebrity will date her per calendar year, so it'll take 7-8 years to generate enough material for a full album.

Once a year we all vote on a celebrity, dress him up in a nice tuxedo, put leis and flower garlands around his neck, and admist much singing and dancing and grass skirts, throw him over the perimeter fence onto Taylor Swift's lawn.


Best idea I've heard all year!
 
2012-12-14 03:14:28 PM  
Speaking as one of the nice, good guys...

shut up Taylor.

//DNRTFA
 
2012-12-14 03:25:57 PM  
Her lyrics remind me of the shiat I (and probably a good percentage of other girls of twitlet age) wrote about The Guy Of The Moment around age12-14. Wretched verse I poured out of my naive little soul, styling myself a budding poet. Thank goodness I had no talent, less beauty, and people threw shoes at me when I sang. The result may have been a yard full of boys waiting to disappoint me and piles of cash to swim in while I select the next Muse.
 
2012-12-14 03:33:45 PM  

Mad_Radhu: bdub77: Taylor Swift. Hot, intelligent, creative, control freak.

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You miss out on a lot of fun if you don't stick you dick in crazy. You just have to make sure you have a good exit strategy so it doesn't turn into an emotional Afghanistan.


I can say from personal experience that putting your dick in the crazy is farking awesome. It's the time in between the sexing that is scary and needs to be avoided.
 
2012-12-14 03:37:37 PM  

rogue_L_chick: [...] Wretched verse I poured out of my naive little soul, styling myself a budding poet. Thank goodness I had no talent, less beauty, and people threw shoes at me when I sang. The result may have been a yard full of boys waiting to disappoint me and piles of cash to swim in while I select the next Muse.


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2012-12-14 03:39:31 PM  

El Dudereno: You know what they call chicks who fall for bad boys?

Single moms.


Ha!
 
2012-12-14 04:19:01 PM  
Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer are "bad boys" now?

One is a pop singer who, lets face it, couldnt break through as a blues artist, and the other is a constant bargaining chip for superhero movies to get the actor they really want. Watch out, ladies.
 
2012-12-14 04:41:24 PM  
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2012-12-14 05:42:46 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: F*ck off you flat, weasel-looking AH.

Lucky your rich daddy payed your way into the business.

That is all.


Why you gotta be so mean?
 
2012-12-14 05:45:29 PM  

El Dudereno: You know what they call chicks who fall for bad boys?

Single moms.


+2 for that
 
2012-12-14 05:47:09 PM  
I would go naughty with Taylor Swift...she can write a song about it later
 
2012-12-14 05:52:21 PM  

Gramma: Amurica...Fark Ya!: F*ck off you flat, weasel-looking AH.
Lucky your rich daddy payed your way into the business.
That is all.
Why you gotta be so mean?


Because it's edgy and shocking. Aren't you shocked? People just don't diss others for no reason on the internet.
 
2012-12-14 06:05:56 PM  

cryinoutloud: Gramma: Amurica...Fark Ya!: F*ck off you flat, weasel-looking AH.
Lucky your rich daddy payed your way into the business.
That is all.
Why you gotta be so mean?

Because it's edgy and shocking. Aren't you shocked? People just don't diss others for no reason on the internet.


That's a line from one of her songs. It's called 'mean'. My daughter is a big Taylor Swift fan. I like TS because she's one of the few women in popular music that doesn't act like a kook or a slut. I would much rather my daughter emulate Taylor than Nikki Minaj.
 
2012-12-14 06:24:50 PM  

Gramma: cryinoutloud: Gramma: I like TS because she's one of the few women in popular music that doesn't act like a kook or a slut.


Are you uh... sure about that?

Buying the house next to your BF's grandma, and writing a million breakup songs could, in some states, be sufficient to return a judgment of "kook".

Despite her many many relationships in a short period of time, I will concede nolo contendre to the matter of sluttiness, at least until a full frontal boob shot appears on TMZ.
 
2012-12-14 07:23:30 PM  
If she wasn't famous, i wouldn't even turn my head if she passed by on the street.

Furthermore, she's only famous in the first place, because Kanye West insulted her so bad, which made her a household name.
 
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