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(MotorTorque)   Joker puts the M6 motorway on eBay   (motortorque.com) divider line 23
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2012-12-14 08:22:44 AM
Some men just want to watch the world sit and burn petrol.
 
2012-12-14 10:52:06 AM
well, i guess it's better then putting up M15 up on E-bay...
 
2012-12-14 10:54:52 AM
Why so serious?
 
2012-12-14 10:56:39 AM
Did he receive it with two cartons of single cream?

/no wait, that's the M4
 
2012-12-14 10:57:35 AM
It's not about the money! It's about sending a message.
 
2012-12-14 11:01:43 AM
I don't want it. Those cars are all going the wrong way.
 
2012-12-14 11:02:32 AM

steklo: well, i guess it's better then putting up M15 up on E-bay...


I flew M15s back during the war.
 
2012-12-14 11:03:23 AM

Summoner101: steklo: well, i guess it's better then putting up M15 up on E-bay...

I flew M15s back during the war.


Over Macho Grande?
 
2012-12-14 11:07:03 AM
Joker pulls another boner.
 
2012-12-14 11:08:01 AM
Excuse me, I wanna drive!

/Lesser-quoted Joker line
 
2012-12-14 11:16:47 AM

Grapple: Summoner101: steklo: well, i guess it's better then putting up M15 up on E-bay...

I flew M15s back during the war.

Over Macho Grande?


No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande...
 
2012-12-14 11:17:08 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-14 11:37:24 AM
and WHERE is the Batman?
 
2012-12-14 11:38:22 AM
Writer does not grok the British road numbering system. The M6 becomes the M74 at Carlisle.
 
2012-12-14 11:44:51 AM
"Many phenomena - wars, plagues, sudden audits - have been advanced as evidence for the hidden hand of Satan in the affairs of Man, but whenever students of demonology get together the M25 London orbital motorway is generally agreed to be among the top contenders for Exhibit A...

...the very shape of the M25 forms the sign odegra in the language of the Black Priesthood of Ancient Mu, and means 'Hail the Great Beast, Devourer of Worlds.' The thousands of motorists who daily fume their way around its serpentine lengths have the same effect as water on a prayer wheel, grinding out an endless fog of low-grade evil to pollute the metaphysical atmosphere for scores of miles around. It was one of Crowley's better achievements... and had involved three computer hacks, two break-ins, one minor bribery and, when all else had failed, two hours in a squelchy field shifting the marker pegs a few but occultly incredibley significant meters."
 
2012-12-14 11:45:03 AM

Bob the Internet Barbarian: and WHERE is the Batman?


He's at home
aWashing his tights!
 
2012-12-14 01:13:44 PM
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/Nicholson was the superior Joker
 
2012-12-14 03:32:49 PM

Mega Steve:

/Nicholson was the superior Joker


Ledger's Joker was a wonderful study, and a nifty performance. But not THE JOKER. He was...some other crazy guy in clown face. The comic joker was a gang boss. Who would want to work for Ledger's (killed all my accomplices on a major $$ job) Joker?

/mho
 
2012-12-14 04:44:42 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Why so serious?


I was just going to say this will be about as successful as the last time Joker tried to patent his Smilex-contaminated fish.
 
2012-12-14 05:26:49 PM

Rhypskallion: Mega Steve:

/Nicholson was the superior Joker

Ledger's Joker was a wonderful study, and a nifty performance. But not THE JOKER. He was...some other crazy guy in clown face. The comic joker was a gang boss. Who would want to work for Ledger's (killed all my accomplices on a major $$ job) Joker?

/mho


In Ledger's defense, the comic Joker has a pretty high employee attrition rate, as well.  The question of why anyone would work for a homicidal maniac with a murderous sense of humor has been raised more than once.

The answer seems to be that he hires dumb crooks. Like, "Smoking Gun" kind of dumb. I find this plausible.
 
2012-12-15 12:17:31 AM
Both Nicholson's Joker and Ledger's Joker were awesome. They're just different characters, really. For what they were, the two actors played them well.
 
2012-12-15 03:21:54 AM
I tried to buy the MI6 but Mr Penelope Cruz blew it up and then killed M.
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bakened, not stirred.
 
2012-12-15 02:19:30 PM
There's a whole motorway dedicated to those ugly, ugly beasts?
 
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