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(Short List)   Scientists discover world's first poisonous monkey. Still no cure for monkey venom   (shortlist.com) divider line 22
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2012-12-14 08:46:15 AM
Let me know when they discover a venomous duck.
 
2012-12-14 08:47:56 AM
*ahem*

two posts down?
 
2012-12-14 08:49:38 AM
Suspicious: Your poisonous monkey molested a mormon girl wearing pants while she was at home with her mother, and lost $12 million.
 
2012-12-14 08:51:44 AM
According to a video from the other article, the ones in captivity don't seem to have as much or any venom, meaning it might be something they get from their natural environment.
 
2012-12-14 08:52:15 AM
Lorises are prosimians, not monkeys. They are closer to lemurs than to monkeys.

/anal-retentive amateur primatologist
 
2012-12-14 08:55:46 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Let me know when they discover a venomous duck.


www.stanford.edu

Not sure if serious.
 
2012-12-14 08:55:54 AM

Fritriac: *ahem*

two posts down?


It's Friday. Modmins got an early start on the weekend booze in preparation for their Saturday night bender, Sunday night booze fest, and Monday rat-arsed ramble.
 
2012-12-14 08:55:58 AM
Totally not the same slow loris from the other link. I've seen a few loris in my time.
 
2012-12-14 08:58:26 AM
And my submission gets denied this week.
 
2012-12-14 08:59:59 AM

Joe Peanut: Lorises are prosimians, not monkeys. They are closer to lemurs than to monkeys.

/anal-retentive amateur primatologist


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Listen to this primatologist's anus. It is the truth that it is saying.
 
2012-12-14 09:04:36 AM
This thing is poisonous?

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2012-12-14 09:07:01 AM
Man I love reading about the same thing twice in two different articles within five minutes of each other. Can we get another slow loris thread greened here? Maybe a different article about padlocks in tube socks?
 
2012-12-14 09:07:35 AM
All primates = Monkey!
 
2012-12-14 09:10:10 AM
Anyone else find it impossible to load the pages on shortlist?
 
2012-12-14 09:14:24 AM
Something something other headline. Something something LINK DON"T WORK!
 
2012-12-14 09:15:56 AM

abhorrent1: All primates = Monkey!


Also venomous =/= poisonous.
 
2012-12-14 09:16:00 AM
Scientists Discover Worlds Shiattiest Link
 
2012-12-14 09:17:33 AM

oldfarthenry: Joe Peanut: Lorises are prosimians, not monkeys. They are closer to lemurs than to monkeys.

/anal-retentive amateur primatologist

[i1151.photobucket.com image 550x394]
Listen to this primatologist's anus. It is the truth that it is saying.


My anus never lies!
 
2012-12-14 09:21:19 AM

Carn: According to a video from the other article, the ones in captivity don't seem to have as much or any venom, meaning it might be something they get from their natural environment.


Maybe something like monarch butterflies, eating something toxic, build an immunity and piss out poison?

/saw picture of slow loris, seems about right
 
2012-12-14 09:25:08 AM
ATTENTION ZOO VISITORS
PLEASE DO NOT
TAUNT THE
POISONOUS MONKEY

THANK YOU
 
2012-12-14 09:27:49 AM

doglover: Pants full of macaroni!!: Let me know when they discover a venomous duck.

[www.stanford.edu image 468x318]

Not sure if serious.


I want one...a couple actually.
 
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2012-12-14 10:21:49 AM
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