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(Bloomberg)   Experts have figured out what God was trying to tell us with super-storm Sandy: He hates nude beaches   ( divider line
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3542 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Dec 2012 at 8:39 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-14 08:51:26 AM  
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the_celt: So God hates nudity?

It's a major plot point in the first part of the Bible.
2012-12-14 08:48:59 AM  
1 vote:
When I lived in Germany in the 1980s there was a postage-stamp-sized lake a few klicks from my Kaseerne. The beach was grass, and there was a small stand of trees in the center. Right of the trees, clothing was worn, left of the trees, clothing was optional.

One day, the lake was the site of the swimming portion of a triathlon. Participants swam the lake, then stripped naked and put on their cycling clothes. Big farking deal.

I was reminded that America is a country founded by people too uptight for the English.
2012-12-14 08:47:26 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe God just hates nude beaches IN NEW JERSEY.
2012-12-14 08:44:17 AM  
1 vote:
80/15/5% rule

80% of the folks that are at a beach nude, should NOT be.
15% of the folks that SHOULD be, are not and
5% of the ones that you want to see nude, are.

/if you're reading this you're part of the 80% unless your initials are GD.
//or a few other farkettes who shall remain nameless
///unless you want to out yourself
////In before EIP?
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