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(Edmonton Journal)   Although setting drunk teenagers on fire sounds like a lot of fun, police are trying to put a stop to it   (edmontonjournal.com) divider line 19
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2012-12-14 09:57:29 AM  
Yay, my home town made Fark.

I'm gonna pre-assume they went to Rutland. I was gonna phrase that "graduated from Rutland", but that's probably assuming too much.
 
2012-12-14 10:40:36 AM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2012-12-14 10:40:48 AM  
I heard that episode of "Scooby-Doo" was banned.
 
2012-12-14 10:43:36 AM  
I bet the burn pretty well, they come pre-saturated in alcohol.
 
2012-12-14 10:45:22 AM  
...and the drunk trifecta is complete!
 
2012-12-14 10:46:23 AM  
Wow, this article packs in two power-pop references. First, "Drunk Teenagers" by The Joel Plaskett Emergency. Second:

Two Kelowna men, Matthew Sweet-Grant, 20, and Joshua McWhirter, 18,
 
2012-12-14 10:46:49 AM  
Taking all our fun away!
 
2012-12-14 10:47:57 AM  
Someone in Denver is lighting people on fire apparently... what the hell is wrong with people??
 
2012-12-14 10:49:59 AM  

Grapple: Someone in Denver is lighting people on fire apparently... what the hell is wrong with people??


Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.
 
2012-12-14 10:52:07 AM  
Saw "drunk teenagers on fire."

So badly wanted it to be a new sport.
 
2012-12-14 10:52:56 AM  
RCMP Const. Kris Clark said the 18-year-old victim was drunk when he fell asleep on the kitchen floor...

Come on, who hasn't done this before.
 
2012-12-14 10:59:07 AM  

The Third Man: Wow, this article packs in two power-pop references. First, "Drunk Teenagers" by The Joel Plaskett Emergency. Second:

Two Kelowna men, Matthew Sweet-Grant, 20, and Joshua McWhirter, 18,


FTFY
 
2012-12-14 10:59:13 AM  
So is it on Youtube yet?
 
2012-12-14 11:05:51 AM  
I guess they didn't have a sharpie to write "Peniz Lover" on his forehead.
 
2012-12-14 11:08:33 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

The victim
 
2012-12-14 11:57:27 AM  
Somehow I suspect they're going to regret making a video of the assault.

/Hey, boys, watch me commit a felony!
 
2012-12-14 01:16:21 PM  
Just can't have any fun :(
 
2012-12-14 06:09:48 PM  
Remember these were KIDS who are now "adults"...maybe some kids don't deserve to make it to adulthood.
 
2012-12-14 06:10:54 PM  

Grapple: Someone in Denver is lighting people on fire apparently... what the hell is wrong with people??


Another case of person(s) who should have been shot when they were 7.
 
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