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(The Sun)   Ric Flair says he'll never wrestle again but leaves door open for helicoptering his dork on an airplane in the future   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 40
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2012-12-14 11:33:53 AM  
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo! Smart move since all his money is tied up in alimony with 73 different ex-wives.
 
2012-12-14 11:55:38 AM  
I have seen this comment somewhere before!
 
2012-12-14 12:00:15 PM  
Sadly, he is deciding to hang them up way too late.

// Should have hung them up for good after the Michaels match
/// The next night on Raw was a great night for Ric, and he should have called it there.
 
2012-12-14 12:03:02 PM  
BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN HAS A LOT OF EX WIVES TO FEED!
 
2012-12-14 12:07:02 PM  
Yeah, he's probably headed back to Vince for that Legends contract.
 
2012-12-14 12:08:37 PM  
Think of all the money he's losing from the lockout.

/they play his WOOOOO after Carolina Hurricanes goals (which are few enough to begin with)
 
2012-12-14 12:09:21 PM  

Orgasmatron138: Yeah, he's probably headed back to Vince for that Legends contract.


Beneficial for everyone. He may be a drunk asshole but he has to have something to offer someone.
 
2012-12-14 12:26:05 PM  
He should have stayed retired after the match with HBK (probably one of my favorite WM matches ever).

It would be great have him in some sort of backstage role or as manager or mouthpiece for some wrestlers, but I don't think there is nothing more for him to do on the ring.

/WOOOOOO
 
2012-12-14 12:29:49 PM  
They can't make him the new Raw GM fast enough!
 
2012-12-14 12:32:51 PM  
Problem with Ric Flair: He lived his actual life as his wrestling persona.
 
2012-12-14 12:46:58 PM  

ShiningWizard: They can't make him the new Raw GM fast enough!


that pesky lawsuit is preventing that. vince needs to pay off impact wrestling and get him on board as Ziggles manager
 
2012-12-14 12:57:28 PM  

LegacyDL: Problem with Ric Flair: He lived his actual life as his wrestling persona.



Wooo!
 
2012-12-14 02:04:38 PM  
Wooooooo!
Wooooooo!
Wooooooo!

....And you know.
 
2012-12-14 02:20:06 PM  
Heh, I think I know who Subby is on this one
 
2012-12-14 02:28:02 PM  
My friend in Atlanta told me Ric Flair sat next to him at a bar (American Pie) & they exchanged from chit-chat. On 4-5 different occasions, a female would approach him & ask "are you Rick Flair?" To which his response each time was "yes I am, would you like to feel my cock?"

/WOOOOOOO
 
2012-12-14 02:29:43 PM  
The first time I recall a story being in the FWC Facebook before being on Fark.
 
2012-12-14 02:32:41 PM  

verbaltoxin: The first time I recall a story being in the FWC Facebook before being on Fark.


There's a fWc Facebook page? Dammit I'm missing out!
 
2012-12-14 02:33:25 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: verbaltoxin: The first time I recall a story being in the FWC Facebook before being on Fark.

There's a fWc Facebook page? Dammit I'm missing out!


Indeed there is.
 
2012-12-14 03:11:13 PM  
about time. too many wrestlers hang on well past the time they should hang up their wrestling gear and become managers or commentators.
 
2012-12-14 03:24:39 PM  

lakrfool: My friend in Atlanta told me Ric Flair sat next to him at a bar (American Pie) & they exchanged from chit-chat. On 4-5 different occasions, a female would approach him & ask "are you Rick Flair?" To which his response each time was "yes I am, would you like to feel my cock?"

/WOOOOOOO


How many said yes?
 
2012-12-14 03:50:46 PM  
I think he said one took Ric up on the offer, & upon grabbing his dong, he nodded his head affirmatively, flashed a smile & said "It's nice, isn't it?"
 
2012-12-14 03:54:04 PM  

lakrfool: My friend in Atlanta told me Ric Flair sat next to him at a bar (American Pie) & they exchanged from chit-chat. On 4-5 different occasions, a female would approach him & ask "are you Rick Flair?" To which his response each time was "yes I am, would you like to feel my cock?"

/WOOOOOOO


Id like to be famous just to do things like that. Right now Id just get slapped
 
2012-12-14 03:59:47 PM  
Ric Flair says he'll never wrestle again

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2012-12-14 04:22:18 PM  

eagles95: ShiningWizard: They can't make him the new Raw GM fast enough!

that pesky lawsuit is preventing that. vince needs to pay off impact wrestling and get him on board as Ziggles manager


I know but I think Flair could actually hold down the GM spot for a good long time. Better than constantly changing them. That's getting old
 
2012-12-14 04:28:02 PM  
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2012-12-14 07:08:08 PM  

edgesrealm: // Should have hung them up for good after the Michaels match

Hogan arrived in WCW
 
2012-12-14 07:50:01 PM  
Bring back Tully Blanchard! He could probably still perform.
nerdatthecooltable.com
 
2012-12-14 07:50:06 PM  

verbaltoxin: Representative of the unwashed masses: verbaltoxin: The first time I recall a story being in the FWC Facebook before being on Fark.

There's a fWc Facebook page? Dammit I'm missing out!

Indeed Yes BAH GAWD there is.


FTFY
 
2012-12-14 08:04:24 PM  
Assuming he keeps his word, good man. The line has to be drawn somewhere.

Good headline, subby. I laughed, and pictured him doing this on a plane: "When you walk the aisle, with STYLE and PRO-FILE! WOOOOO! *waves dick around while strutting*"
 
2012-12-14 08:35:09 PM  

pedobearapproved: LegacyDL: Problem with Ric Flair: He lived his actual life as his wrestling persona.


Wooo!


He was on ESPN for his 30th year in the game tour interview and informed the pop tart interviewing him that he spent every dime he ever made with an expression on his face that said he'd do it again in spades.

And airplane jokes aren't really that funny where he's concerned.
 
2012-12-14 08:36:49 PM  

Craptastic: Bring back Tully Blanchard! He could probably still perform.


Is that Gene Anderson? Ah, the memories.
 
2012-12-14 08:42:12 PM  

FiendishFellow05: Assuming he keeps his word, good man. The line has to be drawn somewhere.

Good headline, subby. I laughed, and pictured him doing this on a plane: "When you walk the aisle, with STYLE and PRO-FILE! WOOOOO! *waves dick around while strutting*"


*Rips off seat cushion/floatation device, throws it on the floor of the cabin and elbow-drops it.
/WOOOOOOO! WOOO! WOOO! WOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-12-14 09:23:19 PM  

lakrfool: I think he said one took Ric up on the offer, & upon grabbing his dong, he nodded his head affirmatively, flashed a smile & said "It's nice, isn't it?"


I farking died laughing. You glorious bastard.
 
2012-12-14 11:18:49 PM  

verbaltoxin: Representative of the unwashed masses: verbaltoxin: The first time I recall a story being in the FWC Facebook before being on Fark.

There's a fWc Facebook page? Dammit I'm missing out!

Indeed there is.


Is there an FWC Twitter too?
 
2012-12-15 01:07:31 AM  
I'm watching "The Almighty Thor" on Siffy. Five minutes in and I'm surprised that Kevin Nash hasn't torn his quad already.

And there's an fWc Facebook? Donde esta, por favor?
 
2012-12-15 08:21:34 AM  
Given the amount of steroids this guy has ingested, I hardly think "helicoptering" would be the most accurate word to use. "Twiddling" is probably a lot more reflective of the actual situation, although "flicking" would also be acceptable. Helicoptering is something that Peter North or Ron Jeremy would do.
 
2012-12-15 09:45:18 AM  

Craptastic: Bring back Tully Blanchard! He could probably still perform.
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You've basically forced me to post this:

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And I am still pissed at Ric Flair because I flew down to WrestleMania to see his "last match" against HBK. I've wrestled! I KNEW BETTER!
 
2012-12-15 10:23:43 AM  

nbrfwhoooo: And I am still pissed at Ric Flair because I flew down to WrestleMania to see his "last match" against HBK. I've wrestled! I KNEW BETTER!


I'm sorry. I love you.

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2012-12-15 03:43:24 PM  
One of my favorite Flair promos of all time! All time. WOOOOOO!
 
2012-12-15 10:14:05 PM  

nbrfwhoooo: Craptastic: Bring back Tully Blanchard! He could probably still perform.
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You've basically forced me to post this:

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And I am still pissed at Ric Flair because I flew down to WrestleMania to see his "last match" against HBK. I've wrestled! I KNEW BETTER!


I love that picture!
 
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