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(Heartland Connection)   Fark ready headline: "Former Kirksville man killed during pork chop argument"   (heartlandconnection.com ) divider line
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2012-12-14 11:26:48 AM  
Exactly what I want on my tombstone: Killed Over a Porkchop
 
2012-12-14 11:36:57 AM  
How the hell can there be disagreement over how to cook a porkchop anyway? Put spices on it, put in in the damn pan and cook it 'til it's done!
 
2012-12-14 11:37:11 AM  
Overcooking pork chops should be a capital crime.
 
2012-12-14 11:38:12 AM  
I can understand that. A good pork chop with a nice strip of fat is godly. Anyone who ruins a pork chop should be summarily beaten with said pork chop.
 
2012-12-14 11:38:15 AM  
Detective, I did no going and then you tell me do things, I done runnin'...
 
2012-12-14 11:39:45 AM  
I'm kinda stuck, on one hand, it's from Florida, on the other, it was about badly cooked piggy goodness

/hang the wrongdoer, teach others a lesson
 
2012-12-14 11:43:47 AM  

TheAnvil: Overcooking pork chops should be a capital crime.


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OH shiat, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! fark, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE fark OUT!
 
2012-12-14 11:44:01 AM  
KAAAAAHHNNNNSSSSVILLLLLEE!
 
2012-12-14 11:44:42 AM  
Gotta have my chops.
 
2012-12-14 11:44:58 AM  

Loucifer: Detective, I did no going and then you tell me do things, I done runnin'...


my god, did that smell good!
 
2012-12-14 11:45:08 AM  
Mushroom soup. I'll bet that's what the argument was about. farking mushroom farking soup.
 
2012-12-14 11:45:09 AM  
Jack Burton wanted for questioning.
 
2012-12-14 11:46:09 AM  

The Third Man: How the hell can there be disagreement over how to cook a porkchop anyway? Put spices on it, put in in the damn pan and cook it 'til it's done!


Pan cooking a pork chop instead of cooking it on the BBQ?! Looks like somebody is just asking to get shot.
 
2012-12-14 11:47:52 AM  
Fried w/gravy. mashed potatoes, string beans and cornbread.

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Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong!
 
2012-12-14 11:48:23 AM  
Porkchops and apple sau- *BANG*
 
2012-12-14 11:48:42 AM  
How is this 2nd degree murder? He told the other roommates he was going to shoot him, then he shot him and killed him.
 
2012-12-14 11:49:43 AM  
That's not a pork chop argument, THIS is a pork chop argument:

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2012-12-14 11:54:48 AM  
 
2012-12-14 11:59:44 AM  

Publikwerks: TheAnvil: Overcooking pork chops should be a capital crime.

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OH shiat, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! fark, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE fark OUT!


CFT,LS.
 
2012-12-14 12:03:27 PM  
Two head shots over pork chops? Prime Rib maybe.
 
2012-12-14 12:08:10 PM  
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Pork chop?
 
2012-12-14 12:09:19 PM  
DRTFA, but was the victim killed by some kind of human-pig man? Jim Haggerty hasn't been seen in a while...
 
2012-12-14 12:19:02 PM  
For some reason I was thinking sideburns.


/RIP Elvis.
 
2012-12-14 12:22:35 PM  
What a pork chop argument may look like.
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2012-12-14 12:25:21 PM  
This is a repe . . . Oh, it's NOT a repeat from September.

Pork: Serious business
 
2012-12-14 12:27:08 PM  

Publikwerks: TheAnvil: Overcooking pork chops should be a capital crime.

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OH shiat, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE fark OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! fark, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE fark OUT!


PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!
 
2012-12-14 12:28:58 PM  
CSB time:

I worked for a while as a roughneck (oil field labor). We had a new crew member who announced his nickname was Pork Chop. However, in the oil field you don't get to choose you nickname, it is assigned to you by the rest of the crew. Unfortunately for him, there were too many children of the 90s on the crew who had grown up with PBS's Lamb Chop's Play-Along. He was forever after knows as Lamb Chop instead.
 
2012-12-14 12:34:57 PM  
Hey, I'M a former Kirksville man!

D'oh!
 
2012-12-14 12:45:03 PM  
Porkchop is actually a badass. He could totally kill a guy.

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2012-12-14 02:47:54 PM  

culture: CSB time:

I worked for a while as a roughneck (oil field labor). We had a new crew member who announced his nickname was Pork Chop. However, in the oil field you don't get to choose you nickname, it is assigned to you by the rest of the crew. Unfortunately for him, there were too many children of the 90s on the crew who had grown up with PBS's Lamb Chop's Play-Along. He was forever after knows as Lamb Chop instead.


I don't think you ever get to choose your own nickname.
 
2012-12-14 03:09:14 PM  
Wth, no "Kirk Chop!" Reference yet?
 
2012-12-14 09:04:24 PM  
I make the best pork chops!

I will use my tonges to twist your nuts off if you open my grill for a peek!


/pigs, what can't they do
//gf says that about me
 
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