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(STLToday)   If you've just been arrested for stabbing a roofer to death, try not to look so happy in your mugshot   (stltoday.com ) divider line
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2012-12-14 08:30:55 AM  

www.sabotagetimes.com
R.I.P.

 
2012-12-14 11:30:11 AM  
Hey Crazy Lady! You've just murdered a roofer and been charged with felonious homicide! What are you going to do now?

I'm going to Disneyworld the state pen!
 
2012-12-14 11:52:57 AM  
I guess she thought she was getting a glamor shot...
 
2012-12-14 11:52:58 AM  
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com

For a murder with a facial tattoo, she has excellent teeth.
 
2012-12-14 11:54:21 AM  
He was up there with the hot mops and shiat.
 
2012-12-14 11:54:53 AM  

DeathBySmiley: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

For a murder with a facial tattoo, she has excellent teeth.


First thing I thought too.
 
2012-12-14 11:55:27 AM  

DeathBySmiley: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

For a murder with a facial tattoo, she has excellent teeth.


Stay classy Ms. Facial-tattoo gal!
 
2012-12-14 11:55:31 AM  
I don't condone her crime, but seriously, no one should be allowed to use a hammer that early in the morning.
 
2012-12-14 11:55:40 AM  

DeathBySmiley: For a murder with a facial tattoo, she has excellent teeth.


Seriously, those are very nice.
 
2012-12-14 11:56:03 AM  
I would hate to get murdered to 'Yakity Sax'.
 
2012-12-14 11:56:31 AM  

Leeds: That individual's name is "Chtonia."

Is that pronounced "shiate on ya?"

Cause I'm fairly sure that's what it's parents wanted us to call it.


I think her parents were Cthulu,
 
2012-12-14 11:58:59 AM  
I read that headline multiple times, and could not figure out why someone was arrested for killing a rooster. I need more coffee.
 
2012-12-14 12:00:03 PM  
I just can't understand what happens to make people think that face and neck tattoos are a good idea.

I try not to be judgemental but I fail.
 
2012-12-14 12:03:32 PM  
Kill a roofer, big smile, things are looking up.
 
2012-12-14 12:03:59 PM  
Another poor youth that has gone astray. How did we fail this child? For this child to do such a heinous crime is a failure on our society to provide guidance and support in her time of need.
Where did we go wrong? Perhaps if we provided a free cell phone, some food assistance, and supplemented her living cost this would never have happened.
 
2012-12-14 12:04:11 PM  

cgraves67: I don't condone her crime, but seriously, no one should be allowed to use a hammer that early in the morning.


Ok. Thank you.
My brain could not come up with anything when I read 'roofer'.
For some reason I kept thinking "someone who smokes a reefer? Nah."

Lack of caffeine in the system.
 
2012-12-14 12:07:22 PM  
I stab people and get away with it because they are usually pieces of shiat
 
2012-12-14 12:12:51 PM  

Hector Remarkable: I would hate to get murdered to 'Yakity Sax'.


Really? Because I'll be disappointed if I'm murdered any other way.

/At least it'll be over quick.
 
2012-12-14 12:18:27 PM  
She is going to "college" and will probably see some family members as well subby, wouldn't you be happy too?
 
2012-12-14 12:18:42 PM  

Leeds: That individual's name is "Chtonia."

Is that pronounced "shiate on ya?"

Cause I'm fairly sure that's what it's parents wanted us to call it.


Clearly it's, "cheat on ya."
 
2012-12-14 12:20:29 PM  
As a guy who's been waiting an hour-and-a-half now for the farking roofer to call, let alone show up, while a steady stream of water comes running down the goddamned hole I had to punch into the goddamned ceiling directly beneath where I paid the sonofabiatch to fix it the last goddamned time, all I can say, I'd be smiling, too!
In fact, considering I took the goddamned day off of work to deal with this, murder is sounding like a pretty goddamned good idea!
 
2012-12-14 12:21:40 PM  
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2012-12-14 12:25:14 PM  

Gonz: I read that headline multiple times, and could not figure out why someone was arrested for killing a rooster. I need more coffee.


♪ Here they come to snuff the roofer... ♫
 
2012-12-14 12:33:55 PM  
Roofers are douchebags. Always looking down on the lowly framers, telling us to hand stuff to them, then yelling "headache" when hammers come crashing down on us. Fark the roofer.
Good shot lady.
/have had issues
 
2012-12-14 12:56:21 PM  
She must have been on roofies
 
2012-12-14 12:58:44 PM  
Save that type of glee for lawyers, politicians and pedophiles.
 
2012-12-14 01:00:40 PM  
Maybe she thought he was a chimney sweep
 
2012-12-14 01:05:18 PM  
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2012-12-14 02:28:58 PM  
Probably drug-related. Stealing a van to pay for crack or something, the north side of St. Louis is pretty damn rough. I didn't think the West End had gotten THAT bad, though.
 
2012-12-14 03:28:35 PM  
Besides the picture in the Boobies I can't believe there aren't more Benny Hill jokes! I used to love watching Benny Hill especially those short films they speed up with that memorable music!!!
 
2012-12-14 06:45:21 PM  
Possible mugshot of the week anybody?
 
2012-12-14 10:39:27 PM  
Which actually indicates crazy more accurately?

1. Large facial tattoo

2. Butthole tattoo.
 
2012-12-15 01:02:05 AM  

Wade_Wilson: Hector Remarkable: I would hate to get murdered to 'Yakity Sax'.

Really? Because I'll be disappointed if I'm murdered any other way.

/At least it'll be over quick.


You know, I've considered it, and it's actually kind of hard to choose a song to be murdered to at all, if I get to choose. I'm torn between using the music for dramatic irony or just going with, I don't know, the theme from Star Wars.
 
2012-12-15 08:27:33 PM  

DeathBySmiley: [bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com image 300x325]

For a murder with a facial tattoo, she has excellent teeth.


Your handle is particularly suited to this story, btw.
 
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