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(The New York Times)   "In this scene, an under-dressed, hippy version of Jennifer Lawrence writhes on the ground while being attacked by a long, white snake. Say, how many of these are we making again?"   (nytimes.com) divider line 49
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2012-12-14 09:03:08 AM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2012-12-14 09:03:25 AM
Even the soundtrack to that is porno-y.
 
2012-12-14 09:05:11 AM
It's times like this that I wish I did drugs because then that might have made sense.

The one with Anne Hathaway is just a remake of the video for Joe Jackson's Stepping Out with crappy music.
 
2012-12-14 09:12:15 AM

Wellon Dowd: It's times like this that I wish I did drugs because then that might have made sense.

The one with Anne Hathaway is just a remake of the video for Joe Jackson's Stepping Out with crappy music.


You watched with the sound on?
 
2012-12-14 09:16:36 AM
I'm raped by a garden hose on a regular basis, but I suspect it's really just that all the pipes under my house are crap.
 
2012-12-14 09:21:41 AM
m1.wholesite.com

not impressed
 
2012-12-14 09:29:10 AM
I don't know what the headline is in reference to but I had a dream that went pretty much exactly like that.
 
2012-12-14 09:32:00 AM
Even dream Helen Hunt makes me want to punch her in the neck.
 
2012-12-14 09:32:49 AM

MFAWG: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 625x417]


That's so sweet of those 4 rough looking dudes to take their grandmother out for a walk.
 
2012-12-14 09:33:24 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-14 09:39:06 AM

EyeballKid: MFAWG: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 625x417]

That's so sweet of those 4 rough looking dudes to take their grandmother out for a walk.


What happened to him? He looks terrible.
 
2012-12-14 09:40:17 AM
Describes exactly how I would do Jennifer Lawrence
 
2012-12-14 09:41:37 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-14 09:42:09 AM
She's not my favorite actress, but she's one of the only ones that doesn't make me feel like I need to vomit up breakfast, so I like her.
 
2012-12-14 09:54:34 AM
Under dressed? Is subby implying that she should be wearing more clothes? What's wrong with you?
 
2012-12-14 09:57:43 AM
Sultry...daddy likes
 
2012-12-14 10:33:19 AM
She's girl next door pretty. She is hardly Jessica Alba hot though.
 
2012-12-14 10:39:03 AM
Watch the Amy Adams one and at 45 seconds play the "ass to ass" line from Requiem for a Dream. It really fits.
 
2012-12-14 10:42:57 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: She's girl next door pretty. She is hardly Jessica Alba hot though.


Really? I guess there's no accounting for taste, because I think she's stunning.
 
2012-12-14 10:51:21 AM

Robert1966: Really? I guess there's no accounting for taste, because I think she's stunning.


She did give Josh Hutcherson a concussion while filming The Hunger Games, so I suppose that's objectively correct.
 
2012-12-14 11:13:02 AM
Ok, I'm going to feel really stupid asking this, but ...

What the fark is this shiat?

These don't appear to be clips from movies or music videos. Are they promotions for that website? Commercials? Where are my pants?
 
2012-12-14 11:17:05 AM
I didn't see any fire.
 
2012-12-14 12:05:47 PM
Sounds like something I'd watch. WMDO.
 
2012-12-14 12:07:27 PM
Now I'm having flashbacks to The Lair of the White Worm.
 
2012-12-14 12:24:00 PM

BigLuca: These don't appear to be clips from movies or music videos. Are they promotions for that website? Commercials? Where are my pants?


I think art for art's sake is a closer description.
 
2012-12-14 12:35:33 PM
I found her nudes.

NSFW
 
2012-12-14 12:55:10 PM

jeanwearinfool: I found her nudes.

NSFW


I new it was a trap, I was expecting a rickroll... but we're now getting spammed?
 
2012-12-14 01:04:27 PM
Elle Fanning backlit in a wet sundress.

Does Chris Hansen know about this?
 
2012-12-14 01:05:00 PM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Now I'm having flashbacks to The Lair of the White Worm.


I had flashbacks to The Sword and The Sorcerer.
 
2012-12-14 01:06:14 PM

KatjaMouse: BigLuca: These don't appear to be clips from movies or music videos. Are they promotions for that website? Commercials? Where are my pants?

I think art for art's sake is a closer description.


Ah gotcha, thanks. I'm a little surprised they got (relatively) big names to participate. The videos themselves kinda remind me of david guetta music videos.
 
2012-12-14 01:15:46 PM
Holy crap, I just saw that Quvenzhané Wallis was in there. I like that Beasts of the Southern Wild is getting some love. Fantastic movie if you are into the low budget indie art-house type of thing. Link
 
2012-12-14 02:42:37 PM
I must be getting old. I watched the Jennifer Lawrence one and I mostly thought about how silly it must have felt sitting in a puddle in that outfit.
 
2012-12-14 03:22:13 PM

Here Comes Everybody: I must be getting old. I watched the Jennifer Lawrence one and I mostly thought about how silly it must have felt sitting in a puddle in that outfit.


I wondered what SPF she was using. looks like she'll be stuck out there awhile, and will end up with prune ass.
 
2012-12-14 05:40:24 PM

Mega Steve: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Now I'm having flashbacks to The Lair of the White Worm.

I had flashbacks to The Sword and The Sorcerer.


I didn't see anyone getting beaten with a giant chicken leg in any of those clips...
 
2012-12-14 06:20:50 PM

fusillade762: Mega Steve: Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Now I'm having flashbacks to The Lair of the White Worm.

I had flashbacks to The Sword and The Sorcerer.

I didn't see anyone getting beaten with a giant chicken leg in any of those clips...


No, but the heroine does have a close encounter with a snake
 
2012-12-14 06:25:23 PM

What an underdressed version of Jennifer Lawrence might look like...

25.media.tumblr.com
25.media.tumblr.com
cdn02.cdn.justjared.com 
 
2012-12-14 07:55:29 PM

LonMead: What an underdressed version of Jennifer Lawrence might look like...
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x671]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x419]
[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 850x567]


That's criminally overdressed if you ask me...
 
2012-12-14 08:33:23 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: She's girl next door pretty. She is hardly Jessica Alba hot though.


What the fark kind of neighborhood do you live in?

/And can I move in?
 
2012-12-14 09:35:12 PM

IlGreven: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: She's girl next door pretty. She is hardly Jessica Alba hot though.

What the fark kind of neighborhood do you live in?

/And can I move in?


She has a look that can range from "pretty attractive" to "holy fark" depending on how she does it. From what I've seen (heard/read), I think her personality might be her most attractive feature. Very fun and very normal.
 
2012-12-14 11:31:43 PM

PrivateCaboose: She's not my favorite actress, but she's one of the only ones that doesn't make me feel like I need to vomit up breakfast, so I like her.


If most women make you want to puke you have serious teh ghey issues.`

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: She's girl next door pretty. She is hardly Jessica Alba hot though.


You're right, she's *hotter*.

/Alba seems artificial a lot of the time, Jennifer's the real deal
 
2012-12-14 11:48:06 PM

peterthx: PrivateCaboose: She's not my favorite actress, but she's one of the only ones that doesn't make me feel like I need to vomit up breakfast, so I like her.

If most women make you want to puke you have serious teh ghey issues.`

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: She's girl next door pretty. She is hardly Jessica Alba hot though.

You're right, she's *hotter*.

/Alba seems artificial a lot of the time, Jennifer's the real deal


Um body image cooment

/ not a dude
 
2012-12-14 11:58:53 PM

LonMead: What an underdressed version of Jennifer Lawrence might look like...
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x671]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x419]
[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 850x567]


Great Scot, Marty!
 
2012-12-15 12:20:31 AM

give me doughnuts: Elle Fanning backlit in a wet sundress.

Does Chris Hansen know about this?


Hopefully not cause I wanna see MOAR
 
2012-12-15 12:25:54 AM

PrivateCaboose: Um body image cooment

/ not a dude


Ah, but there's more and more actresses these days that aren't all from the Anorexic School of Film & Television.

That said those videos were all a big bowl of WTF.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-15 04:18:13 AM

LonMead: What an underdressed version of Jennifer Lawrence might look like...
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x671]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x419]
[cdn02.cdn.justjared.com image 850x567]


*drool*

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-12-15 04:20:56 AM

Robert1966: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: She's girl next door pretty. She is hardly Jessica Alba hot though.

Really? I guess there's no accounting for taste, because I think she's stunning.


just not in the face
 
2012-12-15 04:25:56 AM
Anne Hathaway, Marion Cotillard, and Amy Adams, and you pick Jennifer Lawrence to fawn over? Okay then.

Also, wtf, these videos were pretentious as hell.
 
2012-12-15 05:34:58 AM
Jennifer Lawrence makes my penis happy.
 
2012-12-15 11:50:02 AM
I might be the only one here, but Helen Hunt looks fantastic.
 
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