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		If you're a 19-year-old college student being questioned by a cop, you aren't doing yourself any favors if you call the officer a peasant and inform him you belong to a fraternity that has money and lawyers to get you out of any situation (azcentral.com)		70
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Sliding Carp		2012-12-14 02:04:39 AM

His dad totally owns a dealership.

DammitIForgotMyLogin		2012-12-14 04:00:55 AM

The grammar in that article makes my brain hurt.

The Gilbert officer using a Taser at least twice to subdue Anthony Sheppard-Sakakihara

and

Pittman tased the Sheppard-Sakakihara, who pulled the officers to the ground

Clearly the writers for azcentral are minimum wage peasants

DrPainMD		2012-12-14 06:41:04 AM

When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?

Diogenes		2012-12-14 09:27:55 AM

If he were a member of my fraternity when I was president I would have had him beaten by the brotherhood with sacks full of doorknobs.

Dead for Tax Reasons		2012-12-14 09:28:52 AM

They send lawyers and money, but no guns?

/warren zevon is disappoint

serial_crusher		2012-12-14 09:36:00 AM

Eh, calling them peasants and bragging about how rich you are is probably going to just get you some eye rolls. I'd say punching a cop is where this guy's big mistake was...

Lucky LaRue		2012-12-14 09:50:02 AM

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

what_now		2012-12-14 09:50:57 AM

Hmmm... Cops v frat boy. This could be interesting

what_now		2012-12-14 09:53:07 AM

"He went from a misdemeanor to a class 4 felony and a possible prison sentence."

Moron.

scottydoesntknow		2012-12-14 10:11:22 AM

Lucky LaRue: [kpho.images.worldnow.com image 284x322]
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

At least he can play on the prison football league

www.mtv.com

quatchi		2012-12-14 10:45:42 AM

Sheppard-Sakakihara was taken to Tempe St. Luke's Hospital, where he was uncooperative and medically sedated, the report said. Tests revealed he had alcohol poisoning with a blood-alcohol count of 0.232 percent, police said.

Drunk frat boy tries to show off for some drunken minor girls and ends up taking a swing at a cop and getting pummeled senseless, tazed and arrested?

[okaywiththis]

brap		2012-12-14 10:56:22 AM

Marine1		2012-12-14 11:58:17 AM

Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.

Zarquon's Flat Tire		2012-12-14 12:01:57 PM

Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.

Tell that to roofie manufacturers.

Combustion		2012-12-14 12:02:41 PM

Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.

No, they help young men "experience" things. Like someone's thumb up your butt, you know, for FUN.

There's nothing worse than self-loathing homos.

twiztedjustin		2012-12-14 12:03:12 PM

But if you are correct it really doesn't matter.

Arkanaut		2012-12-14 12:04:21 PM

The frat's lawyers are for protecting the frat. You're on your own, kid.

Ponzholio		2012-12-14 12:04:48 PM

Police previously broke up a gang-style fight between two fraternities in Tempe last month. One man was severely beaten in that incident.

I don't know if a fraternity fight could equate to a gang-style fight... Turn off the lights of your Beamer and roll down the windows. Slowly creep up to their house and yell "YOUR DAD IS ONLY A JUNIOR EXECUTIVE AT LEHMAN BROTHERS!" isn't quite the same as a drive-by shooting.

geedub		2012-12-14 12:04:56 PM

Well, with that attitude, he's got a bright future in the GOP.

gbv23		2012-12-14 12:06:00 PM

Not sure who I would shoot first, a cop or a frat-boy---either way they're both Arizonans and therefore deserve a painful death for choosing to stay there.

cig-mkr		2012-12-14 12:08:06 PM

All the money in the world can't fix stupid.

scottydoesntknow		2012-12-14 12:08:40 PM

Ponzholio: Police previously broke up a gang-style fight between two fraternities in Tempe last month. One man was severely beaten in that incident.

I don't know if a fraternity fight could equate to a gang-style fight... Turn off the lights of your Beamer and roll down the windows. Slowly creep up to their house and yell "YOUR DAD IS ONLY A JUNIOR EXECUTIVE AT LEHMAN BROTHERS!" isn't quite the same as a drive-by shooting.

I'm pretty sure they meant West Side Story gang-style fight, not a bloods & crips gang-style fight.

meathome		2012-12-14 12:09:37 PM

serial_crusher: Eh, calling them peasants and bragging about how rich you are is probably going to just get you some eye rolls. I'd say punching a cop is where this guy's big mistake was...

THIS. Got to work with LEO on campus for a lot of stuff and it was easy to blow off the drunken bravado of the students. However, if the situation got physical then all bets were off, and there would be no sympathy from the local PD.

I remember one guy playing the "my fraternity has money..." speech to an officer as he was being arrested. The officer countered with, "that's awesome. My fraternity has arrest powers when you take a swing at us. Let's see who wins..."

/great job if you needed to pay the rent, but do not miss it at all

LarryDan43		2012-12-14 12:09:59 PM

You need to be a banker to use the banker defense.

Infobahn		2012-12-14 12:10:19 PM

His Tumblr page shows how much of a DB the kid is, and makes my head hurt

NSFW or VOLUME

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary		2012-12-14 12:10:52 PM

Hope the whole 'peasant' line works as well for him in prison.

Loaf's Tray		2012-12-14 12:11:19 PM

Will knock your teeth out the back of your head...

Legios		2012-12-14 12:11:56 PM

I had a friend who was arrested because me was a total farking tool towards the cops when they picked him up for pissing in an alleyway. He went on a "I make more in a week than you do in a year!!!" rant and ended up in lockup for the night.

I've been in a situation where the cops were interested in possibly detaining me for drunk and disorderly, but I was incredibly civil and friendly and said that I was okay, and thanked them for their care because it was their job and they just said "Well, we hope you're okay. Take care." and moved on.

/Aussie cops
//Very hit and miss...

Infobahn		2012-12-14 12:12:03 PM

https://twitter.com/asheppard93

davidphogan		2012-12-14 12:12:11 PM

DrPainMD: When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?

That's all well and good if you aren't so drunk you end up hospitalized with alcohol poisoning.

Infobahn		2012-12-14 12:13:52 PM

davidphogan: DrPainMD: When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?

That's all well and good if you aren't so drunk you end up hospitalized with alcohol poisoning.

Well, now you are just being picky.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-12-14 12:14:16 PM

Anthony Sheppard-Sakakihara

www.therealstevegray.com

ITGreen		2012-12-14 12:14:39 PM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: The grammar in that article makes my brain hurt.

The Gilbert officer using a Taser at least twice to subdue Anthony Sheppard-Sakakihara

and

Pittman tased the Sheppard-Sakakihara, who pulled the officers to the ground

Clearly the writers for azcentral are minimum wage peasants

This

StaleCoffee		2012-12-14 12:17:59 PM

Dumbass is lucky he was arrested by some decent cops. I don't think too many people would give a damn if he got an ass beating after that kind of performance.

DMZ DEATH		2012-12-14 12:18:01 PM

Sliding Carp: His dad totally owns a dealership.

Just spit out my gatorade. Classic.

offacue		2012-12-14 12:18:21 PM

Infobahn: His Tumblr page shows how much of a DB the kid is, and makes my head hurt

NSFW or VOLUME

Ironic and NSFW

Latinwolf		2012-12-14 12:19:44 PM

DrPainMD: When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?

Which might work only if you're white.

offacue		2012-12-14 12:20:06 PM

offacue: Infobahn: His Tumblr page shows how much of a DB the kid is, and makes my head hurt

NSFW or VOLUME

Ironic and NSFW

Also Ironic

ko_kyi		2012-12-14 12:21:13 PM

About the fastest way to get arrested is to tell a cop "You can't arrest me!"

GRCooper		2012-12-14 12:21:48 PM

I'm shocked, SHOCKED.

(that this wasn't at UVA)

/not really, if it was at UVA he'd have been right
//and this would've been kept out of the news
///you sound frat

Uchiha_Cycliste		2012-12-14 12:23:48 PM

Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.

Not all frats are pseudo-homo, party and dumbass central.
Generally all but one or two are. There is always the engineering frat where the nerds congregate to live in the house nearest to the engineering buildings. For instance Tau Beta Pi and Theta Tau at Cal. Those kids, they don't party hard but they do study hard and they are incredibly lazy =D... *grumbles* lucky buggers, living across the street from Cory hall AND Soda.

orbister		2012-12-14 12:24:27 PM

DrPainMD: When being questioned by a cop, you should only say ~~three~~ four things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?
I have not been butt chugging

Sorted.

ITGreen		2012-12-14 12:24:27 PM

Mitch: (On phone) Hey, dude, what's up?
Frat Guy: Yo, Neil, is that you?
Mitch: Yeah, it's me...Neil!
Frat Guy: Hey, it's Jason, man. We just got back from laying a beating on these guys. I mean, we messed them up good. And the whole time, this guy's just lying there, crying like a little girl! Hold on, I'll get Terry.
Mitch: No don't get Terry! I mean, look, the reason I'm calling is this - there's all these guys going around to the different frat houses pretending to be cops, but they're not real cops. They're fake cops. They just robbed a bunch of stuff from the delta psi house. So don't be fooled, OK?
Frat Guy: Sure thing, dude. thanks for calling.
Mitch: OK, no problem there, dude. Now, uh, you go back to doing something latently homoerotic, all right? (Hangs up)

Mitch: (dials) Hello, real cops?

Onkel Buck		2012-12-14 12:29:47 PM

So buying your friends doesn't equal to buying your way out of trouble?

omgbears		2012-12-14 12:34:33 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.

Not all frats are pseudo-homo, party and dumbass central.
Generally all but one or two are. There is always the engineering frat where the nerds congregate to live in the house nearest to the engineering buildings. For instance Tau Beta Pi and Theta Tau at Cal. Those kids, they don't party hard but they do study hard and they are incredibly lazy =D... *grumbles* lucky buggers, living across the street from Cory hall AND Soda.

Tau Beta Pi is an honorary society for engineers, not a frat.

/went to tech school, all the frats were where the nerds congregate.
//most frats are pretty cool, "Drunken Bro gets arrested" just makes better headlines than "Bros volunteer at local shelter"

Loki-L		2012-12-14 12:35:20 PM

Send lawyers, guns and money!

brantgoose		2012-12-14 12:35:54 PM

Class warfare? Any one? Fark Conservatives? Class Warfare?

(Crickets)

TheNewJesus		2012-12-14 12:45:06 PM

Paul Ryan is back in college???

CoonAce		2012-12-14 12:55:32 PM

I wouldn't have been surprised if it was a Tulane student.

I grew up near Tulane. Every year, the student body consistently has tons of wealthy & extremely arrogant kids. One of them, named Josh Gimelstob, killed a campus cop by running him over with his car. He tried to get away with it, but the body shop - where he took his bloody Jeep on the down low - called NOPD. He got off with only 6 months in jail.

Uchiha_Cycliste		2012-12-14 12:55:59 PM

omgbears: Uchiha_Cycliste: Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.

Not all frats are pseudo-homo, party and dumbass central.
Generally all but one or two are. There is always the engineering frat where the nerds congregate to live in the house nearest to the engineering buildings. For instance Tau Beta Pi and Theta Tau at Cal. Those kids, they don't party hard but they do study hard and they are incredibly lazy =D... *grumbles* lucky buggers, living across the street from Cory hall AND Soda.

Tau Beta Pi is an honorary society for engineers, not a frat.

/went to tech school, all the frats were where the nerds congregate.
//most frats are pretty cool, "Drunken Bro gets arrested" just makes better headlines than "Bros volunteer at
local shelter"

Sorry about that, I wasn't sure about it, but thought it might be a Frat.

Theta Tau on the other hand, definitely a frat full of hard-core studying nerds.

stuffy		2012-12-14 12:58:11 PM

Sounds like someone so need a kick in the nuts.

ElFugawz		2012-12-14 12:59:47 PM

Police previously broke up a gang-style fight between two fraternities in Tempe last month.

And they haven't gotten rid of them yet? Why do Universities keep telling themselves that frats will get better and this shiat will stop?

As for those who say "most frats are pretty cool" or "it is just a few bad ones", I don't buy it. I went to a mid-sized, private tech school and there even the 'nice guy' frat was on probation for something, while every year or so 1 or 2 would be kicked off campus. Organizing one charity event a year does not make up fostering asshole behavior and date rape. There are volunteer groups that do not do the latter.

BronyMedic		2012-12-14 01:01:38 PM

>Reads Headline.
>Reads article.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving douchebag.

Forbidden Doughnut		2012-12-14 01:07:03 PM

stuffy: Sounds like someone so need a kick in the nuts.

maybe he needed to be somewhere in 26 minutes......

SirEattonHogg		2012-12-14 01:21:34 PM

I had a Delt buddy named Shimata-Dominguez.

Gigantos		2012-12-14 01:31:57 PM

Sliding Carp: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x480]

His dad totally owns a dealership.

Done in one.

ThighsofGlory		2012-12-14 01:54:52 PM

He sounds Tau Kappa Epsilon.

Clemkadidlefark		2012-12-14 02:03:42 PM

Police Officer replies "Iam represented by the firm of Truncheon and Mace, motherclucker."

/yahtzi

skrame		2012-12-14 03:13:51 PM

scottydoesntknow: Ponzholio: Police previously broke up a gang-style fight between two fraternities in Tempe last month. One man was severely beaten in that incident.

I don't know if a fraternity fight could equate to a gang-style fight... Turn off the lights of your Beamer and roll down the windows. Slowly creep up to their house and yell "YOUR DAD IS ONLY A JUNIOR EXECUTIVE AT LEHMAN BROTHERS!" isn't quite the same as a drive-by shooting.

I'm pretty sure they meant West Side Story gang-style fight, not a bloods & crips gang-style fight.

It's a frat. I'm pretty sure they meant a Gangam-style fight, not a West Side Story gang-style fight or a bloods & crips gang-style fight.

SearchN		2012-12-14 04:57:35 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: stuffy: Sounds like someone so need a kick in the nuts.

maybe he needed to be somewhere in 26 minutes......

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peasant		2012-12-14 05:40:46 PM

cool, i'm famous

Anonymocoso		2012-12-14 05:48:57 PM

Darned Zonies.

Always trying to keep Utah from getting its own Fark tag.

DaCaptain19		2012-12-14 05:53:16 PM

Last name Sakakihara? F*cker got less than what he deserved. Bullet in the back of the head more appropriate...

/gotta be vigilant in the fight against terrorism.

DaCaptain19		2012-12-14 05:56:06 PM

Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.

Not to mention 100% gay, without exception.

/that's why all their rituals and hazings involve male asses.

spentshells		2012-12-14 05:56:21 PM

not a cop fan but talking shiat to anyone will get you a farkin slap. Glad to hear this cop decided against laying a well deserved beating on this idiot

DaCaptain19		2012-12-14 06:01:29 PM

CoonAce: I wouldn't have been surprised if it was a Tulane student.

I grew up near Tulane. Every year, the student body consistently has tons of wealthy & extremely arrogant kids. One of them, named Josh Gimelstob, killed a campus cop by running him over with his car. He tried to get away with it, but the body shop - where he took his bloody Jeep on the down low - called NOPD. He got off with only 6 months in jail.

Sounds like someplace needs a campus shooting! Yep...Tulane. Let's see if daddy's money can stop a bullet. Oooooo, not so much.

DarkSoulNoHope		2012-12-14 06:07:47 PM

<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7485689/81274616#c81274616" target="_blank">Sliding Carp</a>:</b> <i>[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x480]

His dad totally owns a dealership.</i>

This is New Jersey... planet Earth!

i upped my meds-up yours		2012-12-14 07:34:42 PM

ThighsofGlory: He sounds Tau Kappa Epsilon.

TKE must have changed since my dad pledged (1954). His initiation was basically "go down into the crawlspace and find some hidden object." They also had "fresh air sleeping quarters," where you kept the windows open all year and slept in stocking caps, long woolies, sweats, socks, blankets, blankets, and blankets. The open windows were actually a health code regulation at the time - supposedly viruses and such couldn't live in such a cold place.

MeanJean		2012-12-14 11:18:02 PM

Normally I'm against police brutality.

In this case, however, perhaps a taser to the goolies is just what the doctor ordered....

BolshyGreatYarblocks		2012-12-15 01:14:02 PM

ElFugawz: There are volunteer groups that do not do the latter.

And do these have keggers attracting nubile young women?

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