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(AZCentral)   If you're a 19-year-old college student being questioned by a cop, you aren't doing yourself any favors if you call the officer a peasant and inform him you belong to a fraternity that has money and lawyers to get you out of any situation   (azcentral.com) divider line 70
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2012-12-14 12:58:11 PM
Sounds like someone so need a kick in the nuts.
 
2012-12-14 12:59:47 PM
Police previously broke up a gang-style fight between two fraternities in Tempe last month.

And they haven't gotten rid of them yet? Why do Universities keep telling themselves that frats will get better and this shiat will stop?

As for those who say "most frats are pretty cool" or "it is just a few bad ones", I don't buy it. I went to a mid-sized, private tech school and there even the 'nice guy' frat was on probation for something, while every year or so 1 or 2 would be kicked off campus. Organizing one charity event a year does not make up fostering asshole behavior and date rape. There are volunteer groups that do not do the latter.
 
2012-12-14 01:01:38 PM
>Reads Headline.
>Reads article.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving douchebag.
 
2012-12-14 01:07:03 PM

stuffy: Sounds like someone so need a kick in the nuts.


maybe he needed to be somewhere in 26 minutes......
 
2012-12-14 01:21:34 PM
I had a Delt buddy named Shimata-Dominguez.
 
2012-12-14 01:31:57 PM

Sliding Carp: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x480]

His dad totally owns a dealership.


Done in one.
 
2012-12-14 01:54:52 PM
He sounds Tau Kappa Epsilon.
 
2012-12-14 02:03:42 PM
Police Officer replies "Iam represented by the firm of Truncheon and Mace, motherclucker."

/yahtzi
 
2012-12-14 03:13:51 PM

scottydoesntknow: Ponzholio: Police previously broke up a gang-style fight between two fraternities in Tempe last month. One man was severely beaten in that incident.

I don't know if a fraternity fight could equate to a gang-style fight... Turn off the lights of your Beamer and roll down the windows. Slowly creep up to their house and yell "YOUR DAD IS ONLY A JUNIOR EXECUTIVE AT LEHMAN BROTHERS!" isn't quite the same as a drive-by shooting.

I'm pretty sure they meant West Side Story gang-style fight, not a bloods & crips gang-style fight.


It's a frat. I'm pretty sure they meant a Gangam-style fight, not a West Side Story gang-style fight or a bloods & crips gang-style fight.
 
2012-12-14 04:57:35 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: stuffy: Sounds like someone so need a kick in the nuts.

maybe he needed to be somewhere in 26 minutes......


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2012-12-14 05:40:46 PM
cool, i'm famous
 
2012-12-14 05:48:57 PM
Darned Zonies.

Always trying to keep Utah from getting its own Fark tag.
 
2012-12-14 05:53:16 PM
Last name Sakakihara? F*cker got less than what he deserved. Bullet in the back of the head more appropriate...

/gotta be vigilant in the fight against terrorism.
 
2012-12-14 05:56:06 PM

Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.


Not to mention 100% gay, without exception.

/that's why all their rituals and hazings involve male asses.
 
2012-12-14 05:56:21 PM
not a cop fan but talking shiat to anyone will get you a farkin slap. Glad to hear this cop decided against laying a well deserved beating on this idiot
 
2012-12-14 06:01:29 PM

CoonAce: I wouldn't have been surprised if it was a Tulane student.

I grew up near Tulane. Every year, the student body consistently has tons of wealthy & extremely arrogant kids. One of them, named Josh Gimelstob, killed a campus cop by running him over with his car. He tried to get away with it, but the body shop - where he took his bloody Jeep on the down low - called NOPD. He got off with only 6 months in jail.


Sounds like someplace needs a campus shooting! Yep...Tulane. Let's see if daddy's money can stop a bullet. Oooooo, not so much.
 
2012-12-14 06:07:47 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7485689/81274616#c81274616" target="_blank">Sliding Carp</a>:</b> <i>[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x480]

His dad totally owns a dealership.</i>

This is New Jersey... planet Earth!
 
2012-12-14 07:34:42 PM

ThighsofGlory: He sounds Tau Kappa Epsilon.


TKE must have changed since my dad pledged (1954). His initiation was basically "go down into the crawlspace and find some hidden object." They also had "fresh air sleeping quarters," where you kept the windows open all year and slept in stocking caps, long woolies, sweats, socks, blankets, blankets, and blankets. The open windows were actually a health code regulation at the time - supposedly viruses and such couldn't live in such a cold place.
 
2012-12-14 11:18:02 PM
Normally I'm against police brutality.

In this case, however, perhaps a taser to the goolies is just what the doctor ordered....
 
2012-12-15 01:14:02 PM

ElFugawz: There are volunteer groups that do not do the latter.


And do these have keggers attracting nubile young women?
 
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