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(AZCentral)   If you're a 19-year-old college student being questioned by a cop, you aren't doing yourself any favors if you call the officer a peasant and inform him you belong to a fraternity that has money and lawyers to get you out of any situation   (azcentral.com) divider line 70
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2012-12-14 02:04:39 AM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

His dad totally owns a dealership.
 
2012-12-14 04:00:55 AM  
The grammar in that article makes my brain hurt.

The Gilbert officer using a Taser at least twice to subdue Anthony Sheppard-Sakakihara

and

Pittman tased the Sheppard-Sakakihara, who pulled the officers to the ground

Clearly the writers for azcentral are minimum wage peasants
 
2012-12-14 06:41:04 AM  
When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?
 
2012-12-14 09:27:55 AM  
If he were a member of my fraternity when I was president I would have had him beaten by the brotherhood with sacks full of doorknobs.
 
2012-12-14 09:28:52 AM  
They send lawyers and money, but no guns?

/warren zevon is disappoint
 
2012-12-14 09:36:00 AM  
Eh, calling them peasants and bragging about how rich you are is probably going to just get you some eye rolls. I'd say punching a cop is where this guy's big mistake was...
 
2012-12-14 09:50:02 AM  
kpho.images.worldnow.com
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2012-12-14 09:50:57 AM  
Hmmm... Cops v frat boy. This could be interesting
 
2012-12-14 09:53:07 AM  
"He went from a misdemeanor to a class 4 felony and a possible prison sentence."

Moron.
 
2012-12-14 10:11:22 AM  

Lucky LaRue: [kpho.images.worldnow.com image 284x322]
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?


At least he can play on the prison football league

www.mtv.com
 
2012-12-14 10:45:42 AM  
Sheppard-Sakakihara was taken to Tempe St. Luke's Hospital, where he was uncooperative and medically sedated, the report said. Tests revealed he had alcohol poisoning with a blood-alcohol count of 0.232 percent, police said.

Drunk frat boy tries to show off for some drunken minor girls and ends up taking a swing at a cop and getting pummeled senseless, tazed and arrested?

[okaywiththis]
 
2012-12-14 10:56:22 AM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-14 11:58:17 AM  
Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.
 
2012-12-14 12:01:57 PM  

Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.


Tell that to roofie manufacturers.
 
2012-12-14 12:02:41 PM  

Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.


No, they help young men "experience" things. Like someone's thumb up your butt, you know, for FUN.

There's nothing worse than self-loathing homos.
 
2012-12-14 12:03:12 PM  
But if you are correct it really doesn't matter.
 
2012-12-14 12:04:21 PM  
The frat's lawyers are for protecting the frat. You're on your own, kid.
 
2012-12-14 12:04:48 PM  
Police previously broke up a gang-style fight between two fraternities in Tempe last month. One man was severely beaten in that incident.

I don't know if a fraternity fight could equate to a gang-style fight... Turn off the lights of your Beamer and roll down the windows. Slowly creep up to their house and yell "YOUR DAD IS ONLY A JUNIOR EXECUTIVE AT LEHMAN BROTHERS!" isn't quite the same as a drive-by shooting.
 
2012-12-14 12:04:56 PM  
Well, with that attitude, he's got a bright future in the GOP.
 
2012-12-14 12:06:00 PM  
Not sure who I would shoot first, a cop or a frat-boy---either way they're both Arizonans and therefore deserve a painful death for choosing to stay there.
 
2012-12-14 12:08:06 PM  
All the money in the world can't fix stupid.
 
2012-12-14 12:08:40 PM  

Ponzholio: Police previously broke up a gang-style fight between two fraternities in Tempe last month. One man was severely beaten in that incident.

I don't know if a fraternity fight could equate to a gang-style fight... Turn off the lights of your Beamer and roll down the windows. Slowly creep up to their house and yell "YOUR DAD IS ONLY A JUNIOR EXECUTIVE AT LEHMAN BROTHERS!" isn't quite the same as a drive-by shooting.


I'm pretty sure they meant West Side Story gang-style fight, not a bloods & crips gang-style fight.
 
2012-12-14 12:09:37 PM  

serial_crusher: Eh, calling them peasants and bragging about how rich you are is probably going to just get you some eye rolls. I'd say punching a cop is where this guy's big mistake was...


THIS. Got to work with LEO on campus for a lot of stuff and it was easy to blow off the drunken bravado of the students. However, if the situation got physical then all bets were off, and there would be no sympathy from the local PD.

I remember one guy playing the "my fraternity has money..." speech to an officer as he was being arrested. The officer countered with, "that's awesome. My fraternity has arrest powers when you take a swing at us. Let's see who wins..."

/great job if you needed to pay the rent, but do not miss it at all
 
2012-12-14 12:09:59 PM  
You need to be a banker to use the banker defense.
 
2012-12-14 12:10:19 PM  
His Tumblr page shows how much of a DB the kid is, and makes my head hurt

NSFW or VOLUME
 
2012-12-14 12:10:52 PM  
Hope the whole 'peasant' line works as well for him in prison.
 
2012-12-14 12:11:19 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org 

Will knock your teeth out the back of your head...
 
2012-12-14 12:11:56 PM  
I had a friend who was arrested because me was a total farking tool towards the cops when they picked him up for pissing in an alleyway. He went on a "I make more in a week than you do in a year!!!" rant and ended up in lockup for the night.

I've been in a situation where the cops were interested in possibly detaining me for drunk and disorderly, but I was incredibly civil and friendly and said that I was okay, and thanked them for their care because it was their job and they just said "Well, we hope you're okay. Take care." and moved on.

/Aussie cops
//Very hit and miss...
 
2012-12-14 12:12:03 PM  
https://twitter.com/asheppard93
 
2012-12-14 12:12:11 PM  

DrPainMD: When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?


That's all well and good if you aren't so drunk you end up hospitalized with alcohol poisoning.
 
2012-12-14 12:13:52 PM  

davidphogan: DrPainMD: When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?

That's all well and good if you aren't so drunk you end up hospitalized with alcohol poisoning.


Well, now you are just being picky.
 
2012-12-14 12:14:16 PM  
Anthony Sheppard-Sakakihara

www.therealstevegray.com
 
2012-12-14 12:14:39 PM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: The grammar in that article makes my brain hurt.

The Gilbert officer using a Taser at least twice to subdue Anthony Sheppard-Sakakihara

and

Pittman tased the Sheppard-Sakakihara, who pulled the officers to the ground

Clearly the writers for azcentral are minimum wage peasants


This
 
2012-12-14 12:17:59 PM  
Dumbass is lucky he was arrested by some decent cops. I don't think too many people would give a damn if he got an ass beating after that kind of performance.
 
2012-12-14 12:18:01 PM  

Sliding Carp: His dad totally owns a dealership.


Just spit out my gatorade. Classic.
 
2012-12-14 12:18:21 PM  

Infobahn: His Tumblr page shows how much of a DB the kid is, and makes my head hurt

NSFW or VOLUME


Ironic and NSFW
 
2012-12-14 12:19:44 PM  
DrPainMD: When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?


Which might work only if you're white.
 
2012-12-14 12:20:06 PM  

offacue: Infobahn: His Tumblr page shows how much of a DB the kid is, and makes my head hurt

NSFW or VOLUME

Ironic and NSFW


Also Ironic
 
2012-12-14 12:21:13 PM  
About the fastest way to get arrested is to tell a cop "You can't arrest me!"
 
2012-12-14 12:21:48 PM  
I'm shocked, SHOCKED.


(that this wasn't at UVA)


/not really, if it was at UVA he'd have been right
//and this would've been kept out of the news
///you sound frat
 
2012-12-14 12:23:48 PM  

Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.


Not all frats are pseudo-homo, party and dumbass central.
Generally all but one or two are. There is always the engineering frat where the nerds congregate to live in the house nearest to the engineering buildings. For instance Tau Beta Pi and Theta Tau at Cal. Those kids, they don't party hard but they do study hard and they are incredibly lazy =D... *grumbles* lucky buggers, living across the street from Cory hall AND Soda.
 
2012-12-14 12:24:27 PM  

DrPainMD: When being questioned by a cop, you should only say three four things:
Am I under arrest?
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?
I have not been butt chugging


Sorted.
 
2012-12-14 12:24:27 PM  
torontoist.com
Mitch: (On phone) Hey, dude, what's up?
Frat Guy: Yo, Neil, is that you?
Mitch: Yeah, it's me...Neil!
Frat Guy: Hey, it's Jason, man. We just got back from laying a beating on these guys. I mean, we messed them up good. And the whole time, this guy's just lying there, crying like a little girl! Hold on, I'll get Terry.
Mitch: No don't get Terry! I mean, look, the reason I'm calling is this - there's all these guys going around to the different frat houses pretending to be cops, but they're not real cops. They're fake cops. They just robbed a bunch of stuff from the delta psi house. So don't be fooled, OK?
Frat Guy: Sure thing, dude. thanks for calling.
Mitch: OK, no problem there, dude. Now, uh, you go back to doing something latently homoerotic, all right? (Hangs up)

Mitch: (dials) Hello, real cops?
 
2012-12-14 12:29:47 PM  
So buying your friends doesn't equal to buying your way out of trouble?
 
2012-12-14 12:34:33 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.

Not all frats are pseudo-homo, party and dumbass central.
Generally all but one or two are. There is always the engineering frat where the nerds congregate to live in the house nearest to the engineering buildings. For instance Tau Beta Pi and Theta Tau at Cal. Those kids, they don't party hard but they do study hard and they are incredibly lazy =D... *grumbles* lucky buggers, living across the street from Cory hall AND Soda.


Tau Beta Pi is an honorary society for engineers, not a frat.

/went to tech school, all the frats were where the nerds congregate.
//most frats are pretty cool, "Drunken Bro gets arrested" just makes better headlines than "Bros volunteer at local shelter"
 
2012-12-14 12:35:20 PM  
Send lawyers, guns and money!
 
2012-12-14 12:35:54 PM  
Class warfare? Any one? Fark Conservatives? Class Warfare?

(Crickets)
 
2012-12-14 12:45:06 PM  
Paul Ryan is back in college???
 
2012-12-14 12:55:32 PM  
I wouldn't have been surprised if it was a Tulane student.

I grew up near Tulane. Every year, the student body consistently has tons of wealthy & extremely arrogant kids. One of them, named Josh Gimelstob, killed a campus cop by running him over with his car. He tried to get away with it, but the body shop - where he took his bloody Jeep on the down low - called NOPD. He got off with only 6 months in jail.
 
2012-12-14 12:55:59 PM  

omgbears: Uchiha_Cycliste: Marine1: Frats... eh. Mostly unnecessary.

Not all frats are pseudo-homo, party and dumbass central.
Generally all but one or two are. There is always the engineering frat where the nerds congregate to live in the house nearest to the engineering buildings. For instance Tau Beta Pi and Theta Tau at Cal. Those kids, they don't party hard but they do study hard and they are incredibly lazy =D... *grumbles* lucky buggers, living across the street from Cory hall AND Soda.

Tau Beta Pi is an honorary society for engineers, not a frat.

/went to tech school, all the frats were where the nerds congregate.
//most frats are pretty cool, "Drunken Bro gets arrested" just makes better headlines than "Bros volunteer at
local shelter"


Sorry about that, I wasn't sure about it, but thought it might be a Frat.

Theta Tau on the other hand, definitely a frat full of hard-core studying nerds.
 
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