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(YardBarker)   Pro volleyball player Morgan Miller takes a ball in the face from her husband, Olympic skier Bode Miller, and not in the fun way (slightly graphic pic)   (network.yardbarker.com ) divider line
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6083 clicks; posted to Sports » on 14 Dec 2012 at 2:45 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-14 12:01:35 AM  
Whoa...shoud'a said 'two'...

blogue.us
 
2012-12-14 02:01:16 AM  
That's going to cost him a metric assload of roses.
 
2012-12-14 02:48:35 AM  
Golf ball......riiiiiiiight.
 
2012-12-14 03:22:51 AM  
If that ever happened to me I dunno whether I'd try to help or get a head start running for my life
 
2012-12-14 03:50:41 AM  
this is exactly why women shouldn't be allowed on golf courses.. Stop trying to line up your iPhone camera shot and get out of the way honey.
 
2012-12-14 04:37:29 AM  
Is it weird that I think she looks pretty hot in that first pic?
 
2012-12-14 05:13:15 AM  
What a gash!
 
2012-12-14 05:33:34 AM  
Ball in face trifecta is now in play.
 
2012-12-14 05:35:46 AM  
Ooooowwwww.... how does an accident like this happen? Do people just wander around golf courses? Aren't golfers supposed to yell "fore" if they see someone in the way?
 
2012-12-14 05:43:22 AM  
The article lacks information. We're they playing as a team or against each other? I need to know if he incurs a penalty or not
 
2012-12-14 05:47:39 AM  
Similar thing happened to a friend on the range. We were warming up before the round and his brother hit one off the toe of the club and the ball went 90 degrees in the wrong direction - right into his chin. Took about 20 stitches to close that one up.
 
2012-12-14 06:58:10 AM  

Nogale: Ooooowwwww.... how does an accident like this happen? Do people just wander around golf courses? Aren't golfers supposed to yell "fore" if they see someone in the way?


Probably a combination of one bad golfer and one inexperienced golfer

Standing in the wrong spot when somebody screws up
 
2012-12-14 07:07:02 AM  

10up: this is exactly why women shouldn't be allowed on golf courses.. Stop trying to line up your iPhone camera shot and get out of the way honey.


Who's going to drive the beer cart?
 
2012-12-14 07:30:10 AM  

VRaptor117: Is it weird that I think she looks pretty hot in that first pic?


We're not here to judge.
 
2012-12-14 07:51:02 AM  
Well at least she's been tole once.
 
2012-12-14 08:03:30 AM  
Wow, Bode's got a wicked slice.
 
2012-12-14 08:05:22 AM  
Son of a BIATCH, that was a nasty hit. Wow.

"Merry Christmas, honey! Now watch this drive..."
 
2012-12-14 08:23:12 AM  
Damn lucky she was wearing those sunglasses, or she'd have lost that eye. Golf balls are a perfect size to cause globe rupture... traumatic rupture (as opposed to laceration) is typically a recipe for a permanently blind eye.

/Don't like fixing ruptured eyes
//Lid trauma can be quite interesting to fix
 
2012-12-14 08:27:01 AM  

alywa: Damn lucky she was wearing those sunglasses, or she'd have lost that eye. Golf balls are a perfect size to cause globe rupture... traumatic rupture (as opposed to laceration) is typically a recipe for a permanently blind eye.

/Don't like fixing ruptured eyes
//Lid trauma can be quite interesting to fix


Having gone face first into a concrete pillar in a motorbike crash, I'll forever sing the praises of glasses for protecting eyes.
 
2012-12-14 08:38:51 AM  
Next up..."oh, clumsy me, I seem to have fallen down six flights of stairs again"
 
2012-12-14 08:44:43 AM  

rynthetyn:
Having gone face first into a concrete pillar in a motorbike crash, I'll forever sing the praises of glasses for protecting eyes.


You may want to look into a helmet. It protects the rest of your face and head, too.
 
2012-12-14 08:45:42 AM  
Bode's a jerk.
 
2012-12-14 08:48:25 AM  
That is the most awesome thing I've seen this week.
 
2012-12-14 08:50:06 AM  

beerrun: rynthetyn:
Having gone face first into a concrete pillar in a motorbike crash, I'll forever sing the praises of glasses for protecting eyes.

You may want to look into a helmet. It protects the rest of your face and head, too.


Not if you're not wearing a full face helmet it doesn't. The helmet I was wearing protected my head like it was supposed to, but it wasn't a full face helmet so the only thing protecting my eyes were my shatter-proof polycarbonate glasses.
 
2012-12-14 09:18:30 AM  
I heard she was standing at the ladies tee when he was tee'ing off. Apparently he sucks at golf too.
 
2012-12-14 09:28:23 AM  

OregonVet: Well at least she's been tole once.


Came for this.
 
2012-12-14 09:44:23 AM  

greenboy: I heard she was standing at the ladies tee when he was tee'ing off. Apparently he sucks at golf too.


How do you figure? Ladies tee probably between the mens tee and the fairway. Question is WTF was she doing standing at the ladies tee when the men were teeing off, or for that matter anywhere other than behind him?
 
2012-12-14 09:49:06 AM  

pdieten: How do you figure? Ladies tee probably between the mens tee and the fairway. Question is WTF was she doing standing at the ladies tee when the men were teeing off, or for that matter anywhere other than behind him?


Well, you'd probably be hitting it a bit low if it's going low enough to hit someone (assuming the ladies' tee is in a separate box and she's not THAT stupid that she'd be lined up literally 10 yards ahead of him).

But yeah, always stand behind someone. Unless it's like a chip shot and you're on the other side of the green and watching - you can probably get out of the way of whatever's coming.
 
2012-12-14 10:05:25 AM  
Simple rule of golf. When someone is teeing off, STAND WAY THE FARK BEHIND THEM. Not to the side, not to the any tees in front of them, not even ducking behind a golf cart.
 
2012-12-14 10:08:14 AM  
I think her instincts kicked in and she tried to block it. Successful she was.
 
2012-12-14 10:10:01 AM  

rynthetyn: beerrun: rynthetyn:
Having gone face first into a concrete pillar in a motorbike crash, I'll forever sing the praises of glasses for protecting eyes.

You may want to look into a helmet. It protects the rest of your face and head, too.

Not if you're not wearing a full face helmet it doesn't. The helmet I was wearing protected my head like it was supposed to, but it wasn't a full face helmet so the only thing protecting my eyes were my shatter-proof polycarbonate glasses.


i ride about 10K miles a year, and have two helmets....once with the full face shield, and one that covers the head, leaving the face open...took a sparrow to the chin last year at about 65mph...wish i woulda been wearing the full-face one.

/end threadjack
//sorry drew
///please don't ban me...again
 
2012-12-14 10:27:35 AM  

pdieten: greenboy: I heard she was standing at the ladies tee when he was tee'ing off. Apparently he sucks at golf too.

How do you figure? Ladies tee probably between the mens tee and the fairway. Question is WTF was she doing standing at the ladies tee when the men were teeing off, or for that matter anywhere other than behind him?


I don't let facts get in the way of me attempting to make fun of someone. why are you?
 
2012-12-14 10:32:00 AM  

stir22: rynthetyn: beerrun: rynthetyn:
Having gone face first into a concrete pillar in a motorbike crash, I'll forever sing the praises of glasses for protecting eyes.

You may want to look into a helmet. It protects the rest of your face and head, too.

Not if you're not wearing a full face helmet it doesn't. The helmet I was wearing protected my head like it was supposed to, but it wasn't a full face helmet so the only thing protecting my eyes were my shatter-proof polycarbonate glasses.

i ride about 10K miles a year, and have two helmets....once with the full face shield, and one that covers the head, leaving the face open...took a sparrow to the chin last year at about 65mph...wish i woulda been wearing the full-face one.

/end threadjack
//sorry drew
///please don't ban me...again


Yeah, that was the last of the open face helmet for me. I wouldn't have even been wearing an open face helmet but it was a rental bike in Vietnam and it's well nigh impossible to find full face helmets there. Now though, if anybody notices the scar and asks about it, it sounds like I'm telling a really bad joke about getting injured in 'Nam.
 
2012-12-14 10:36:42 AM  

alywa: Damn lucky she was wearing those sunglasses, or she'd have lost that eye. Golf balls are a perfect size to cause globe rupture... traumatic rupture (as opposed to laceration) is typically a recipe for a permanently blind eye.

/Don't like fixing ruptured eyes
//Lid trauma can be quite interesting to fix


The phrase "globe rupture" makes me want to hurl at the thought of it.
 
2012-12-14 10:59:03 AM  

greenboy: pdieten: greenboy: I heard she was standing at the ladies tee when he was tee'ing off. Apparently he sucks at golf too.

How do you figure? Ladies tee probably between the mens tee and the fairway. Question is WTF was she doing standing at the ladies tee when the men were teeing off, or for that matter anywhere other than behind him?

I don't let facts get in the way of me attempting to make fun of someone. why are you?


OK I get it. You were making fun of him, I was making fun of her. I'm prepared to say that they're both idiots.
 
2012-12-14 11:09:52 AM  
Holy crap, Shanky McShankerson. Don't give up your day job.

JC
 
2012-12-14 11:17:12 AM  
It's gonna be hard to explain to her children why she got "tsieltiT" tattooed on her eyelid.
 
2012-12-14 11:47:52 AM  
Years ago when I was about 11 I was at my friends grandparents. They let us use their golf clubs in a field behind their house. I hit a great shot that came down and landed right on my brohters shoulder he was 12 at the time I believe. Yeah he kicked my ass.
 
2012-12-14 12:13:10 PM  

alywa: Damn lucky she was wearing those sunglasses, or she'd have lost that eye. Golf balls are a perfect size to cause globe rupture... traumatic rupture (as opposed to laceration) is typically a recipe for a permanently blind eye.

/Don't like fixing ruptured eyes
//Lid trauma can be quite interesting to fix


As someone who took a golf ball to the face when I was young and ended up with a ton of stitches, and was told that I was this close || to losing my eye, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/didn't happen on the golf course
//I pitched it to my brother; he hit it back. I was only six
///LOTS of head trauma when I was younger
//head is filled with titanium, like a cyborg
/slashy overload
 
2012-12-14 12:19:36 PM  
I'd hit that too.......................
 
2012-12-14 12:35:18 PM  

mikaloyd: What a gash!


Looks like Aunt Flo got lost.
 
2012-12-14 01:57:00 PM  
Not the first time a Left Eye has been destroyed due to poor driving.
 
2012-12-14 02:57:47 PM  

rynthetyn:

Not if you're not wearing a full face helmet it doesn't. The helmet I was wearing protected my head like it was supposed to, but it wasn't a full face helmet so the only thing protecting my eyes were my shatter-proof polycarbonate glasses.


Ah yes, the old triple negative sentence. Classic indicator of a half-shell helmet wearer.

/I keed
 
2012-12-14 03:09:32 PM  
Was this a shank that hit her or did she walk out in front of him?

CSB time: In high school I used to walk on at a local course almost every weekend. Got put in a foursome with a 30-something guy, his girlfriend, and his mom. They were all terrible. On the 5th hole, I was standing on the cart path 90 degrees to the right of the girlfriend chatting with the mom waiting for her to top the ball another 15 feet. The girlfriend connected but hit it directly at us. The ball caught the mom in the back of the head and dropped her. They all freaked out and piled into one cart and left me on the course. I can only imagine how awkward the girlfriend and mom relationship was after that for this guy. Needless to say my round sped up exponentially.
 
2012-12-14 03:57:18 PM  

ChrisDe: 10up: this is exactly why women shouldn't be allowed on golf courses.. Stop trying to line up your iPhone camera shot and get out of the way honey.
Who's going to drive the beer cart?


Y're a moran.

/give vehicle keys to a woman?
 
2012-12-14 04:33:12 PM  

Odd Bird: ChrisDe: 10up: this is exactly why women shouldn't be allowed on golf courses.. Stop trying to line up your iPhone camera shot and get out of the way honey.
Who's going to drive the beer cart?

Y're a moran.

/give vehicle keys to a woman?


Yes, but only a beer cart.
 
2012-12-14 05:17:44 PM  

UTHorsey: Not the first time a Left Eye has been destroyed due to poor driving.


I... how... you... perfect. Perfect is what that was.
 
2012-12-14 08:52:38 PM  
This thread doesn't contain enough pics of her in a bathing suit.
 
2012-12-15 03:49:48 AM  
What do you say to your wife or husband after almost taking their eye out with a golf ball? Oops and sorry just don't seem to be enough.
 
2012-12-15 01:35:08 PM  
I can't go to any article on that site just because I think Yardbarker is the dumbest farking name possible.
 
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