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(Daily Mail)   If there is a drunk driver of the year award, Odds are pretty well that mowing down five cops and three police motorcycles just won this guy the title   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
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2012-12-13 10:15:50 PM  
Was there not an article in English to which you could link?
 
2012-12-14 12:11:08 AM  
Damn Road Devils.
 
2012-12-14 03:46:11 AM  
At least he wasnt driving an actual car, just an Aveo golfcart.
 
2012-12-14 03:51:09 AM  

feckingmorons: Was there not an article in English to which you could link?


Actually, that was closer to English than we usually get around here lately.
 
2012-12-14 03:53:58 AM  
Driving like someone who is drunk as farked as Prince Harry in Las Vegas...
 
2012-12-14 03:59:38 AM  
It's nice to know that the odds aren't under the weather.
 
2012-12-14 04:00:09 AM  
"Odds are pretty well..."?
 
2012-12-14 04:05:16 AM  
Alcometer? I like this word better than "breathalyzer"
 
2012-12-14 04:33:49 AM  
Wow that story was pretty unintelligible even by Daily Mail standards. I'm guessing it was a cut and paste job from some Indian paper.
 
2012-12-14 04:37:45 AM  
It was a hot pursuit until he pulled into a garage and spray painted his car, then the police just gave up.
 
GBB
2012-12-14 04:51:08 AM  
"Chevy Aveo" must sound exotic over there.
 
2012-12-14 04:55:26 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk 

This reminds me of the toy sets I used to wish for for Christmas.
 
2012-12-14 05:23:32 AM  
So...Evens, then?
 
2012-12-14 05:25:50 AM  
I forget how many points are awarded for hitting cops. Doesn't matter anyway being as he used the konami code. Obvy.
 
2012-12-14 05:40:50 AM  
0 cops, 5 cops, 100 cops, it doesn't matter how many you hit in this situation. Those cops set up a road block, you hit ONE road block. Not that impressive for a drunk driver.

Now you find me the guy who went the wrong way down I-95 for a few miles without realizing it or killing anyone, I'll show you a drunk ass driver.
 
2012-12-14 05:57:25 AM  

doglover: 0 cops, 5 cops, 100 cops, it doesn't matter how many you hit in this situation. Those cops set up a road block, you hit ONE road block. Not that impressive for a drunk driver.

Now you find me the guy who went the wrong way down I-95 for a few miles without realizing it or killing anyone, I'll show you a drunk ass driver.


Nobody has topped James Brown yet.
 
2012-12-14 05:57:49 AM  

Brian Ryanberger: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x477] 

This reminds me of the toy sets I used to wish for for Christmas.


Dammit, here I am about to ignore you and you go and make me laugh like that.
 
2012-12-14 06:07:11 AM  

thamike: Nobody has topped James Brown yet.


Pictured: James Brown singing his classic 1968 hit - Say it Loud, I'm Black and I'm Proud

mra.townofmanchester.org
 
2012-12-14 06:14:25 AM  

The Envoy: "Odds are pretty well..."?


Thank YOU! That alone is worthy of the FAIL tag for bad engrish!
 
2012-12-14 06:18:51 AM  
Sunil Sharma, manager at Seven Degrees resto bar in Gurgaon, has been arrested.

I trust they will now do the needful.
 
2012-12-14 06:43:39 AM  

feckingmorons: Was there not an article in English to which you could link?


The headline's not in English either.
 
2012-12-14 07:00:24 AM  
He ran over five, but only one was seriously injured?

How do you get run over by a car and not get seriously injured? Farking Daily Fail.
 
2012-12-14 07:26:35 AM  
he should have driven an SUV. Then the car would only take the blame.
 
2012-12-14 07:52:36 AM  

Friction8r: The Envoy: "Odds are pretty well..."?

Thank YOU! That alone is worthy of the FAIL tag for bad engrish!


I'm trying to figure out whether the author thought that "well" was modifiyng "pretty" or didn't know that "good" is the correct adjective. I'm not sure which possibility is worse.
 
2012-12-14 07:55:43 AM  
We were picking on him in the pub earlier, he's not much of a man.
He's not much of a driver either, he ran over 5 cops and 3 motorcycles.
 
2012-12-14 08:21:48 AM  

sethstorm: At least he wasnt driving an actual car, just an Aveo golfcart.


Which in this case can also double as a squishee machine.
 
2012-12-14 08:34:53 AM  

Brian Ryanberger: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x477] 

This reminds me of the toy sets I used to wish for for Christmas.



www.maximumawesome.com


Yes, it does. with night - glo
 
2012-12-14 08:44:18 AM  
Those odds are very well, indeed!
 
2012-12-14 08:53:50 AM  
There's a GTA joke in here somewhere, but I'm not clever enough to find it.
 
2012-12-14 10:28:04 AM  

snake_beater: There's a GTA joke in here somewhere, but I'm not clever enough to find it.


In Saints Row I'm pretty sure that gets you an achievement. More fun too, as you can fill the passenger seats with your homies and let them gun down the pursuit while your wanted level drops. In GTA you just have to tough it out and go for broke, which is what this perp did. Clearly, he would never have got in trouble had he played Saints Row.

A lesson for all of us.
 
2012-12-14 11:45:18 AM  
How come I'm the first to wonder where the Hero tag is?
 
2012-12-14 04:13:26 PM  

garandman1a: How come I'm the first to wonder where the Hero tag is?


Not all of us are cop-hating internet tough guys, you know.

/in before 'lol, troll'
 
2012-12-14 05:14:31 PM  
"Please do the needful."
 
2012-12-14 06:00:02 PM  

BronyMedic: thamike: Nobody has topped James Brown yet.

Pictured: James Brown singing his classic 1968 hit - Say it Loud, I'm Black and I'm Proud

[mra.townofmanchester.org image 300x300]


Eh?
 
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