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(CBS Chicago)   Comedian dies after spending four hours stuck in a hotel chimney warming up the audience   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 13
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2012-12-14 01:20:28 AM  
4 votes:
Sounds like he was trying to attend a roast.

/+1, Subby
2012-12-14 04:01:12 AM  
3 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

Rorschach's Journal. December 12th, 2012.

Tonight, a comedian died in Chicago.
2012-12-14 03:31:11 AM  
3 votes:

182: white guy?


Nah, more like an greyish black.
2012-12-14 03:05:25 AM  
3 votes:
Well done, Subby.

(Just like the comedian)
2012-12-14 08:48:57 AM  
1 votes:
ha ha ha ha ha ha...
2012-12-14 08:36:19 AM  
1 votes:

reubendaley: Did he died?


Yes, and he was delicious.
2012-12-14 08:06:54 AM  
1 votes:
Seriously. What is the DEAL with these hotel chimneys??? You guys ever seen these things?
2012-12-14 05:23:17 AM  
1 votes:
Damn, you guys are cold. Not like this guy.
2012-12-14 04:03:28 AM  
1 votes:
That guy is toast.
2012-12-14 04:02:34 AM  
1 votes:
FTA: "Nick's amazing talents were only topped by fierce love and loyalty to his family and friends," his brother Jamie said in an email. "Nick was truly a family man, a phenomenal friend (as literally hundreds would attest to), and would do anything to help anyone. When it came to people, Nick's as good as they come. Nick was simply amazing, always looking out very EVERYONE besides himself. People gravitated to him. Everyone loved Nick, and Nick loved everyone. The word 'special' doesn't do my brother justice."

How come no one ever says the person was an asshole? I can't wait until I die, so when they talk to my friends and family, they'll get the complete opposite of the above.

"Clint Torres's amazing talents were only topped by fierce hatred and rudeness to his family and friends," his brother Mike Hunt said in an email. "Clint was truly a single man, trying to get with every shorty he met, a phenomenal smelly geek (as literally hundreds would attest to), and would do anything to avoid helping anyone, especially when it came to money. When it came to people, Clint's as rotten as they come. Clint was simply grouchy, always looking out for number one...himself. People gravitated away from him. Everyone hated Clint, and Clint repulsed everyone. The word 'asshole' doesn't do my brother justice."

/lulz
//article typo fixed
2012-12-14 03:56:07 AM  
1 votes:
On the bright side, his cremation was cheap.
2012-12-14 03:36:46 AM  
1 votes:
'The word 'special' doesn't do
my brother justice.'

oh, i think it does
2012-12-14 01:00:10 AM  
1 votes:
Deserving of inclusion in the Headline of the Year contest, IMO.

Well done, subby.


/not subby.
 
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