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		When statues attack (thesun.co.uk)		61
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fusillade762		2012-12-14 12:05:42 AM

/oblig

me texan		2012-12-14 12:20:10 AM

If is the new planking, at least it has some humor in it.

ktybear		2012-12-14 02:22:49 AM

Baron Harkonnen		2012-12-14 04:10:53 AM

GloomCookie613		2012-12-14 04:13:03 AM

fusillade762: /oblig

Done in one.

Mr. Ekshun		2012-12-14 04:19:17 AM

mouse fitzgerald		2012-12-14 04:28:32 AM

EvilEgg		2012-12-14 04:50:01 AM

Arendt all of those photos at least a few years old? Does that count as new craze?

Sgeo		2012-12-14 04:54:20 AM

/oblig

LonMead		2012-12-14 04:56:34 AM

Just don't blink...

Darkraven		2012-12-14 04:59:41 AM

/obscure?

Public Savant		2012-12-14 05:00:39 AM

LonMead: Just don't blink...

And why don't they just blink with one eye at a time? Or have a jar full of flies taped to their heads (flies don't blink and they see EVERYTHING)?

turboke		2012-12-14 05:07:17 AM

Public Savant: LonMead: Just don't blink...

And why don't they just blink with one eye at a time? Or have a jar full of flies taped to their heads (flies don't blink and they see EVERYTHING)?

Because storytelling.

DerAppie		2012-12-14 05:08:05 AM

Fail in Human Form		2012-12-14 05:10:18 AM

Fail in Human Form		2012-12-14 05:11:16 AM

*shakes tiny fist*

phenn		2012-12-14 05:15:31 AM

mouse fitzgerald: [vigilantcitizen.com image 220x330]

I bet a good number of people have no clue where that is or why it is so creepy.

OptimusHime		2012-12-14 05:17:14 AM

Here to say in before...

wait...

done in one, then.

God-is-a-Taco		2012-12-14 05:20:39 AM

I remember when Mohammad sent me a picture of Ahmed tearing down a statue of Saddam Hussein.
I texted back to him "That's totally fresh and ironic."
He said he was sick of the scene and wanted to try something new, something post-Warhol.
"Well, my friend", I said, "You did it. It took you years, but you did it".

I later learned Ahmed was the artist and that Mohammad was a CIA agent, but I like to think there's a little bit of Ahmed in Mohammad. And not in the way of Western homosexual decadence.

100 Watt Walrus		2012-12-14 05:25:29 AM

Darkraven: [www.kasterborous.com image 634x356]

/obscure?

read thread before posting

100 Watt Walrus		2012-12-14 05:28:07 AM

ktybear: [manscreed.com image 625x975]

can you blame the kid?

OptimusHime		2012-12-14 05:32:39 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Darkraven: [www.kasterborous.com image 634x356]

/obscure?

read thread before posting

I think thatsthejoke.jpg?

Maslow's Hierarchy		2012-12-14 05:44:32 AM

Yes.. those four pictures are taking the internet by storm. Watch out!

ktybear		2012-12-14 05:50:28 AM

100 Watt Walrus: ktybear: [manscreed.com image 625x975]

can you blame the kid?

no, no I can't.

SkunkWerks		2012-12-14 06:05:03 AM

"Cops foil sick plot to strangle and castrate Justin Bieber"

turboke		2012-12-14 06:16:39 AM

SkunkWerks: "Cops foil sick plot to strangle and castrate Justin Bieber"

You mean she's a he and he isn't castrated yet?

/needs to see his otologist

Arkanaut		2012-12-14 06:40:48 AM

gregscott: If you're man enough, you can counterattack, and subdue the statue, and even gain a useful steed:

Looks like Santa's got a new ride.

KrispyKritter		2012-12-14 06:53:10 AM

little girl with big mouth sure to be a sensation when she starts dating. one could drop the whole package in that gaping pie hole.

Gawdzila		2012-12-14 07:22:52 AM

ktybear: [manscreed.com image 625x975]

I wanna grab those too!

Gawdzila		2012-12-14 07:23:27 AM

The Cupid one is old, but it still makes me giggle :D

captjc		2012-12-14 07:24:17 AM

Darkraven: [www.kasterborous.com image 634x356]

/obscure?

I remember when Lady Liberty walked from Liberty Island to Manhattan to attack an art museum in the '89. I think it had something to do with a giant Jello mold and a Jackie Wilson song.

TommyDeuce		2012-12-14 07:27:46 AM

Sgeo: [scp-wiki.wdfiles.com image 850x694]
/oblig

Bastard.

You have no idea how hard I've been trying to forget that site exists.

Chinchillazilla		2012-12-14 07:38:44 AM

TommyDeuce: Sgeo: [scp-wiki.wdfiles.com image 850x694]
/oblig

Bastard.

You have no idea how hard I've been trying to forget that site exists.

Why? How else will you protect yourself if there's a containment breach?

Pvt Joker		2012-12-14 07:39:28 AM

dopekitty74		2012-12-14 07:55:30 AM

fusillade762: /oblig

Done in one :)

I have to say though, at least this craze has some creativity and fun to it, as opposed to milking and the cinnamon test, etc..

abhorrent1		2012-12-14 07:55:43 AM

Baron Harkonnen: [img30.imageshack.us image 500x660]

ktybear: [manscreed.com image 625x975]

[Ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg]

gadian		2012-12-14 08:14:26 AM

Not a new fad. It's what statues are really for. I've got a great one where I'm molesting Smokey Bear somewhere around here.

ObscureNameHere		2012-12-14 08:45:01 AM

Chinchillazilla: TommyDeuce: Sgeo: [scp-wiki.wdfiles.com image 850x694]
/oblig

Bastard.

You have no idea how hard I've been trying to forget that site exists.

Why? How else will you protect yourself if there's a containment breach?

So.. what the heck is that pic Sgeo posted?

dennysgod		2012-12-14 08:58:13 AM

So for this "new craze" they use examples that are as old as the internets.

over_and_done		2012-12-14 09:02:24 AM

GloomCookie613: fusillade762: /oblig

Done in one.

I wish I knew you better.

I like to think, sir, that you've known me at my best.

Jorah Mormont was great in that episode.

brigid_fitch		2012-12-14 09:36:00 AM

I've always liked this one

img.thesun.co.uk

Buy another Happy Meal or Ronald will beat a child.

WordsnCollision		2012-12-14 09:42:29 AM

Titanius Anglesmith		2012-12-14 10:13:34 AM

Darkraven: [www.kasterborous.com image 634x356]

/obscure?

Did you know that you can rearrange Winter Quay and it spells Twain Query?

/no idea what that means
//never heard the word quay until I went to the UK in October.
///quays all over that mofo

ciberido		2012-12-14 10:14:45 AM

TommyDeuce: Sgeo: [scp-wiki.wdfiles.com image 850x694]
/oblig

Bastard.

You have no idea how hard I've been trying to forget that site exists.

I could have lived my entire life not having seen that picture or knowing that there was a website around it. And it would have been a much happier life than the one I'm doomed to now.

BolshyGreatYarblocks		2012-12-14 10:20:38 AM

Hey, Don Juan could have told you that.

Shake hands with a statue resembling a dude you killed, and the next thing you know you're wearing a clown suit in Hell.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass		2012-12-14 10:24:23 AM

Darkraven: [www.kasterborous.com image 634x356]

/obscure?

Ghostbusters II is not obscure.

Titanius Anglesmith		2012-12-14 10:31:25 AM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Darkraven: [www.kasterborous.com image 634x356]

/obscure?

Ghostbusters II is not obscure.

Praise Vigo!

fickenchucker		2012-12-14 10:33:44 AM

fusillade762: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x300]

/oblig

The most perfect "Done in One" ever.

That was the exact image that popped into my head upon reading the headline.

And this photo trend is actually funny--hope it lives for a while.

ApeShaft		2012-12-14 11:02:34 AM

This is me (to the right) back in 2006:

Saberus Terras		2012-12-14 11:12:42 AM

Anyone else notice that the people at the Sun can't tell the difference between males and females? The dude being 'attacked' by the lion has a goatee, yet the caption and article calls him a woman.

Pretty sure the human being smacked down by the Clown Pimp Ronald McDonald is male, but I could be wrong.

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