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(My Fox Dallas)   TSA douchenozzles harass wheelchair-bound 12-year-old-girl until she cries, then just let her go   (myfoxdfw.com) divider line 32
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2012-12-14 04:08:03 AM  
21 votes:
You liberals forget where you were when the first crippled kid slammed into the tower.
2012-12-14 06:49:55 AM  
8 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-12-14 01:16:16 AM  
8 votes:
files.abovetopsecret.com
2012-12-14 12:05:41 AM  
6 votes:
I don't know that sticking a camera or phone in the poor kids face rather than assuring her you were right there and everything would be fine was the best bit of parenting but what the hell do I know? 
 
I guess this is why brap jr. will never be an internet sensation.  I guess I should install a camera in the basement and post some footage of him making shoes, he's really quite good at it.  Of course I don't TELL him that, He'd probably expect thicker gruel and shoes of his own or something equally out of the question.
2012-12-14 07:02:44 AM  
3 votes:
I hope I'm the first to inform Subby that "wheelchair-bound" is highly offensive and inappropriate and insensitive. If you persist in directing your hate speech at Persons Being Challenged in Exceptionally Able Conveyances, your case will be referred to the Society for the Advancement of Persons Being Challenged in Exceptionally Able Conveyances.
2012-12-14 02:38:53 AM  
3 votes:
"TSA's mission is to safely, efficiently and respectfully screen nearly two million passengers each day at airports nationwide"

And they do what they have to do to get the job DONE.
That's how they stopped the shoe bomber guy from getting on the plane.
And that's how they stopped the underwear bomber guy from getting on the plane eight years after the shoe guy.
2012-12-13 09:44:42 PM  
3 votes:
TSA = Terrorizing the Sick and Aged 
2012-12-14 06:55:39 AM  
2 votes:
I had an FAA inspector tell me once how the TSA gave him a hard time about his ID (they didn't recognize it and had no photo examples in their reference book (ya rly)). They pulled him into a private room, etc..... After he got out, he flipped it around, started making all kinds of phone calls and really made life hell for them.
2012-12-14 06:28:04 AM  
2 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: You liberals forget where you were when the first crippled kid slammed into the tower.


i.imgur.com
2012-12-14 12:56:53 AM  
2 votes:
The TSA responded to questions about the encounter with a statement that said in part, "TSA's mission is to safely, efficiently and respectfully screen nearly two million passengers each day at airports nationwide. We are sensitive to the concerns of passengers who were not satisfied with their screening experience and we invite those individuals to provide feedback to TSA through a variety of channels."

One day one of those channels will be the ignition switch of some TSA agent's car.
2012-12-14 12:01:50 AM  
2 votes:
Now the terrorists know how to get their disabled 12-year-olds through security!
2012-12-13 11:58:47 PM  
2 votes:
Terrorists Searching Americans
2012-12-14 10:44:22 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Maybe you can explain something - why is it racists like you are such pussies about it when you get called out?


That's rich coming from you. The only Farker more anti-Jew is Amos.
2012-12-14 08:57:19 AM  
1 votes:
TSA DOUCHEBAGS LET EXPLOSIVES ONTO PLANE

Well-meaning strangers shame TSA agents suspecting bomb residue on 12-year old terrorist onto plane, dooming 278 lives

AP, Dec. 14, 2012 -- Despite positive reading for C4 residue TSA agents reluctantly allowed a hysterical young girl onto AA Flight 237, in clear violation of TSA passenger safety protocols, after fellow passengers on the security line loudly berated and videotaped the agents with their cell phones. The girl, now identified as Nasria al-Haggrib, 12, of Gaza and the niece of Al Qaeda lieutenant Homar haz-Bernazzi, is believed to have detonated the explosives in her wheelchair once the 767 reached its cruising altitude of 38,000 feet. (cont. p. 7)
2012-12-14 08:35:56 AM  
1 votes:

EVERYBODY PANIC: I normally agree with your posts, but not this time


If Fark had a sarcasm html button, I'd have used it when writing my post.
2012-12-14 07:52:14 AM  
1 votes:
The only solution to government overreach:

crisisboom.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-14 07:42:38 AM  
1 votes:
nubianrdly Boobies.
filterpwned win?
2012-12-14 07:39:06 AM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Silly Jesus: HotWingConspiracy: Silly Jesus: HotWingConspiracy: Silly Jesus: Libs: "You can't profile or you're a RACIST!!!!ONE!!!11"

Libs: "Leave the poor girl in the wheelchair alone, you don't have to check everybody!!!!ONE!!!111"

Even if they were profiling, they're claiming she somehow tested positive for explosives.

We get that you're a racist and it upsets you that people don't agree with it, but this is on odd thread to ply your trade.

Haha, you really are a one trick pony aren't you? How often does playing the race card work for you in real life? Not very often? Really? Awww, that must be sad for you.

The guy who brought up racism says I'm playing a race card.

Maybe you can explain something - why is it racists like you are such pussies about it when you get called out?

You're clearly proud of your hatred, you're here spewing it at 7 in the morning. But as soon as someone acknowledges it, you can't stop crying. Why don't you just own it?

Explain how I'm a racist

You have an extreme dislike for other races. Maybe it's just part of your politics? You're a known 30%er, so you don't often think for yourself.


[citation needed]
2012-12-14 07:37:44 AM  
1 votes:

I sound fat: The girl wasn't groped, raped, felt up, locked in a dark room w/ spiders, yelled at or treated badly


Well, I think we should all just drop to our knees and suck off every one of these dime store thugs in gratitude for their restraint.
2012-12-14 07:32:46 AM  
1 votes:
imgs.xkcd.com

Personally, I'm with Lewis Black. If I get to go from one point in this country to another in just a few hours and have someone get to touch my balls, I'd fly more often, and find a way to charge the TSA a baggage fee.
2012-12-14 07:29:00 AM  
1 votes:

HoneyDog: So you want to smuggle something on put it under sequins.


I don't think I would want to be known as the Bedazzled Bomber if I ever got caught
2012-12-14 07:24:54 AM  
1 votes:
12 year old girls are the worst, good on them.
2012-12-14 07:14:09 AM  
1 votes:
WTF fark filter I typed nubianrdly
An from old Norse "hnøgger", which means "miserly",

And it comes up as nubianrdly .
GBB
2012-12-14 07:04:19 AM  
1 votes:

SpikeStrip: "the upset little girl, in the center of your screen, in the wheelchair, in nike pants, in the blue shirt, in the tears, in


and the green grass grows all around, all around. The green grass grows all around.
2012-12-14 07:00:06 AM  
1 votes:

jaybeezey: I would have voted for a cardboard box full of cat crap in the last presidential election if promised to shut down the TSA day one.


My cat has a plastic box full of crap and would like to be your candidate. She only accepts tuna in campaign donations though. She promises to shut down any 3-letter agency that you don't like including the CIA. She's particularly eager to shut down the DEA and ICE.
2012-12-14 06:44:08 AM  
1 votes:
Where do you think the next terrorist is going to hide his bomb?

Hey, TSA agents are morons. First time I had to go through one of those stupid body scanners, I got flagged in two areas. My arthritic knee (not even an artificial one) and over my left boob. The shirt I was wearing had sequins over the left boob. Stupid TSA agent said loud enough for everybody to hear "oh, it's just the design in her shirt." So you want to smuggle something on put it under sequins.
2012-12-14 06:39:36 AM  
1 votes:
I would have voted for a cardboard box full of cat crap in the last presidential election if promised to shut down the TSA day one.
2012-12-14 06:27:29 AM  
1 votes:
False positives - how do they work?

I remember 9/11. It was bad but there comes a time when you have to ask yourself if this is worse.
2012-12-14 06:23:50 AM  
1 votes:
Let's say the regulations are loosened and sick girls in wheelchairs won't be searched anymore.

Where do you think the next terrorist is going to hide his bomb?

Security can only be achieved through eternal vigilance.
2012-12-14 12:33:30 AM  
1 votes:
she must not have been a real american.
2012-12-13 10:25:39 PM  
1 votes:
Totally superfluous authoritarians
2012-12-13 10:09:02 PM  
1 votes:
Of course. I have yet to meet a TSA Agent who didn't have an enormous amount of insecurity. This kind of bullying would be punished harshly at the girl's school. But since it's "adults" doing it, and especially since they are wearing uniforms, it's just fine.

Bathia_Mapes: TSA = Terrorizing the Sick and Aged


TSA = Thieving Self-important Assholes
 
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