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(Click Orlando)   The dog bowl was 5 inches across and about 3 inches deep, "enough for a face to fit in,"   (clickorlando.com) divider line 9
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2012-12-14 12:39:59 AM  
2 votes:
Is the dog okay?
2012-12-14 12:14:57 AM  
2 votes:
Police said Watson complained about his meal and threw it on the ground

What you want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the ground!
2012-12-14 07:56:04 AM  
1 votes:
And now for the M. Night Shyamalan twist...his wife WAS the dog!!!!

Kind of explains the sub-par cooking, but doesn't excuse his actions.
2012-12-14 04:44:52 AM  
1 votes:
Ya know what, Florida?

Fark you. Fark you and a half with a damn dog bowl.

Declare the 95% of the whole state a wildland and an open air orangery, and let nature reclaim everything else except for KSC.

ONE big airport serving KSC besides the runways already present, and ONE highway to transport Pete's Stuff in there and transport Pete's Stuff back outta there, and housing and support for maintaining the highway and KSC and assorted stuff correctly.

Company town, name of the game is NASA, and that's IT.

I'm tired of being ashamed of you f***ers.
2012-12-14 04:40:55 AM  
1 votes:
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2012-12-14 02:33:57 AM  
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NativeDaughter: UsikFark: NativeDaughter: Agreed! The female body has ways of preventing this kind of trauma.

She was not angry at the penis.

This is so typical. How many times does a woman originally consent to being drowned, then regrets it afterward, and claims "attempted murder!" This is obviously not a real, live criminal case. They should just dismiss the whole thing. Maybe charge her for presenting her husband with what was obviously a sub-par bit of cooking.


As a man's mind turns to the more serious matters of supporting a family, often the sweet-talk of newlyweds is forgotten; fear not, there is no love lost! Indeed, the man's love has become stronger, and he expects the woman to improve on herself and the home. A man's mind is constantly assaulted by facts and decisions during his daily labor, and he must keep his wits razor sharp and his pimp hand bejeweled. If the woman crosses the man, he may strike out and show his anger in a fierce, primitive display! Avoiding his anger must be priority one for the woman.

Exhibit 23: The woman has failed in her attempt to feed her man. In a display of submissiveness, she intoxicates the male with alcohol and surrenders her form for intimate pleasures.

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2012-12-14 01:39:30 AM  
1 votes:

UsikFark: NativeDaughter: WHAT COULD SHE HAVE DONE TO PREVENT THIS????!!?!1?

/durhurr

I'm not a gynecologist, but if it was legit her body would have just shut down and prevented this.


Agreed! The female body has ways of preventing this kind of trauma. I guess it's just a "technical" attempted murder.

Also, if she had a concealed firearm, this would never have happened. Obummer is responsible for the attempt on this woman's life because he's trying to take away our guns and--

/nope, sorry, can't do it
//snerk
2012-12-14 01:36:07 AM  
1 votes:

NativeDaughter: WHAT COULD SHE HAVE DONE TO PREVENT THIS????!!?!1?

/durhurr


I'm not a gynecologist, but if it was legit her body would have just shut down and prevented this.
2012-12-14 01:23:16 AM  
1 votes:
he was just making his biatch wet.

it's foreplay.
 
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