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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Mormon women plan wacky 'Wear Pants to Church Day', say, "We told you we were hardcore"   (sltrib.com ) divider line
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2012-12-14 03:50:22 AM  
6 votes:

fusillade762: Working now (clearly). Not sure why I was getting a server error earlier.


Were you wearing pants before?
2012-12-13 10:58:25 PM  
6 votes:
If only fusillade762 were here, I think he'd have something insightful to add.
2012-12-13 09:57:32 PM  
4 votes:
"Attending church is about worship and learning to be followers of Jesus Christ," LDS spokesman Scott Trotter said Tuesday in a statement. "


He has a point.

Jesus never wore pants.
2012-12-13 11:13:34 PM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: Why can't I post in this thread?


You put yourself on "ignore"
2012-12-14 04:26:12 AM  
2 votes:

Mock26: Please tell us why you are a christian, and not for example a hindu? Surely you must have some evidence that proves your god to be real and all others to be false?


He just got lucky and was born into the one true church, instead of that other place in his home town two blocks over who are total charlatans.
2012-12-14 04:03:54 AM  
2 votes:

Brian Ryanberger: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.

Bwahahaha! "Blessed Odin, save me!"

"No, save yourself, idiot. You have the tools."

I love that you trolled that, because it is one of those things that is so stupid it is funny. You need to always remind people which god they are supposed to call out to, as there are many cultural gods of love, though forgiveness isn't part of the package all the time. Vengeance, however, well, Can I tell you about Vidar?

*giggles, runs away for a battle axe and aegishjalmur*


You think it's funny but if this were real life I would just stand here and wait for you to return with your weapons because no weapon has ever been built in the entire history of the earth that can stand a chance against the love of Jesus Christ. And if God chooses to let you kill me then that is God's will and it is not for me to argue about it at all. We have been fed to lions and burned for thousands of years but we are still here and we still love you all and want you only to come to the bosom of Jesus before it is too late.

Christ is Love and Accepts All and Forgives All


Nah, come to the bosom of Freya, goddess of war, death and love (it's a cycle, dude). She's way hotter than any homeless Jewish dude ever was or will be.
2012-12-14 06:19:17 AM  
1 vote:
A group of Mormon feminists

I'm having trouble thinking of a less fun group of people...
2012-12-14 05:44:32 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: Working now (clearly). Not sure why I was getting a server error earlier.

Were you wearing pants before?

Well, that would be a problem. Wearing pants while online angers the gods of networking.

OK pants off. What's next?


You can now see what fits perfectly in your hand.
2012-12-14 05:34:09 AM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: Working now (clearly). Not sure why I was getting a server error earlier.

Were you wearing pants before?

Well, that would be a problem. Wearing pants while online angers the gods of networking.


OK pants off. What's next?
2012-12-14 05:19:30 AM  
1 vote:

Mock26: Brian Ryanberger: Mock26: Really? You are going to use the Ray Comfort/Kirk Cameron banana argument? If you are going to troll, then please do a better job of it. Try to come up with something better.


There's a video which explains it a lot better than I can you should check this out

Link

Oh yeah, and just for fun, if the banana proves god is real because it the perfect fit for the human hand then who the f*ck was the pineapple created for?


Hitler
2012-12-14 05:17:13 AM  
1 vote:

Brian Ryanberger: Mock26: Really? You are going to use the Ray Comfort/Kirk Cameron banana argument? If you are going to troll, then please do a better job of it. Try to come up with something better.


There's a video which explains it a lot better than I can you should check this out

Link


Oh yeah, and just for fun, if the banana proves god is real because it the perfect fit for the human hand then who the f*ck was the pineapple created for?
2012-12-14 05:14:13 AM  
1 vote:
You know, men wearing pants and women wearing skirts is strange because you'd think men would need more free room and air circulation for the junk so they'd have dibs on the skirt.

Pants are just a conspiracy to lower sperm count and constrict male genitals. Unless you compromise with Hammer pants.
2012-12-14 04:46:45 AM  
1 vote:

Mock26: What evidence? Neither you nor anyone else has ever been able to show any real evidence that this supposed god of the christian myth is real. But, since you claim that there is evidence then how about sharing it with us? You are, after all, commanded by your "son of god" to spread the word, right? So enlighten us with this evidence that you claim exists.As for knowing in your heart, what about the millions of Hindus who also know in their heart that their Gods and Goddesses are real? What about the Muslims who know in their heart that their faith is the one true faith? What about the tribal practitioners who know in their hearts that their Gods are real? What about just about everyone of every religion both current and dead that have known in their hearts that their God, Gods and/or Goddesses were real? Do you really think that an ancient Viking warrior who worshipped Odin did not know in his heart that Odin was real? What about an ancient Greek who worshipped Dionysus? Or an Egyptian who worshiped Isis? If the faithful of all religions "know in their hearts" that they are correct then how do you know who is right and who is wrong? Surely there must be something that proves you to be correct and all those others to be wrong, right? I mean, you would not simply be following along because you were raised to do so, right?


The evidence is in the lack of evidence and all of the unexplained things like dark matter. Scientists have no idea what dark matter is because they try to tear everything apart and look at the small pieces but that doesn't show you the big picture which is love. And love is God. The proof exists in something so simple as a banana which is made perfectly for humans to use as a food and the design of the banana does nothing for the tree really but only for us. A banana fits into a human hand perfectly but no other animals and you just can't gloss right pass that and ignore more evidence.

All the other religions worship their "gods" because they feel the presence of God in their hearts like all humans feel him like when you think someone is in the room behind you and you turn around and there is someone there but you didn't hear them so how did you know they were there. Same way with God because he is standing in every room in every corner of the globe next to every person and everybody knows he is there. But some people were taught to call him Allah but that doesn't make it right because the Gospel has been made readily available to everybody by now.
2012-12-14 04:46:23 AM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Thank you for that link! That has a purty spear tip and is soooo going up on my wall, next to my other weaponry (that isn't a firearm, of course, those get locked up, except one for home defense, and I'm the only one who knows where it is).

I have never even heard of that site before. I think I shall buy myself a late birfday gift or two. Hmmmm.... what to get, what to get....


I have a bec de corbin (which I do not think they sell any more), a couple of warhammers, a mace, and some clothing items from them. I would suggest that you buy a relatively cheap item first to see if you like the quality, and that spear head is not too expensive. If you like it then order more. Also, I have had some really great customer service help with them. Years ago I was placing an order for a "costume" and the woman on the phone said it was out of stock but that they had just received a shipment in that day. She then put me on hold for 15 minutes while she had the warehouse guys open up some boxes to find the item I was looking for.

And, yeah, when the silly christian pagan tossed out the line about not posting any more because we insulted him my inklings that he was a troll were confirmed. I must say that I am disappointed. Trolls these days just do not have their hearts in it any more. If you are going to carry your troll beyond a single post at least stick to it for more than a half-dozen or so posts! Kids these days have such pathetically short attention spans.
2012-12-14 04:26:50 AM  
1 vote:
Jesus apparently frowns on commas and sentence structure.

And bacon and foreskins.
2012-12-14 04:08:18 AM  
1 vote:

Mock26: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.

Bwahahaha! "Blessed Odin, save me!"

"No, save yourself, idiot. You have the tools."

I love that you trolled that, because it is one of those things that is so stupid it is funny. You need to always remind people which god they are supposed to call out to, as there are many cultural gods of love, though forgiveness isn't part of the package all the time. Vengeance, however, well, Can I tell you about Vidar?

*giggles, runs away for a battle axe and aegishjalmur*

Battle axe? If you are going to invoke Odin he might listen better if you grab a spear!

:-D


I'm not touching Gungnir. I'm not a complete idiot, I'm just silly.

/also, sadly does not yet own a spear
//has a set of lawn darts, if those count
2012-12-14 03:49:10 AM  
1 vote:

Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.


Bwahahaha! "Blessed Odin, save me!"

"No, save yourself, idiot. You have the tools."

I love that you trolled that, because it is one of those things that is so stupid it is funny. You need to always remind people which god they are supposed to call out to, as there are many cultural gods of love, though forgiveness isn't part of the package all the time. Vengeance, however, well, Can I tell you about Vidar?

*giggles, runs away for a battle axe and aegishjalmur*
2012-12-14 03:43:35 AM  
1 vote:
As a Nordic type Heathen, I can wear chainmaille to "church" if I want and no one would check me for weapons on my way, they'd just assume the weapons were already there. (as would be a drinking horn and other, practically obligatory, accoutrements) Suck it, weird Christian types, we Heathens are soooo ahead of you on this one.

I do seriously wonder about teh wimmens who think they are nothing more than baby factories and that is a good thing, then start quoting the bible at you when you very politely ask a question about their religion. I know my bible, you whore, just answer the damn question. WTF? Dudes, seriously messed up stuff in all religions, but at least in mine, women have some serious pull. Sometimes more than the men do. Easy choice, if you're the religious type.

/has no probs with the nice Christians, just the total freakoids
2012-12-14 03:42:21 AM  
1 vote:
I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.
2012-12-14 12:19:07 AM  
1 vote:
A group of Mormon feminists

I don't think I can continue reading without giggling.
2012-12-13 10:08:06 PM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: "Attending church is about worship and learning to be followers of Jesus Christ," LDS spokesman Scott Trotter said Tuesday in a statement. "


He has a point.

Jesus never wore pants.


Maybe If He had better arch support they wouldn't have caught Him.
2012-12-13 10:01:55 PM  
1 vote:
When "pants or no pants" is a major philosophical tenet of your current belief system, you either need to:

A: Let go of the kiddie pool and explore the deep end of human intellect and experience

B: Have another beer, but keep your pants on. You'll wind up in a Fark headline, son.
2012-12-13 08:31:16 PM  
1 vote:
That'll show 'em.
 
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