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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Mormon women plan wacky 'Wear Pants to Church Day', say, "We told you we were hardcore"   (sltrib.com) divider line 196
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2012-12-13 08:31:16 PM
That'll show 'em.
 
2012-12-13 08:40:03 PM
Man, Mormons are so farked up.
 
2012-12-13 09:12:24 PM
Is TFA an Onion spin or do people really live like this? Do they follow teachings that dictate their lives and clothing? WTF?
/scary
 
2012-12-13 09:30:11 PM
When I was a child I wore pants to church. One of our neighbors took it upon herself to speak to my mother about it.

I'm about a hundred and fifty-three now, and I don't go to church, but still. Try to keep up, Mormons.

/wear pants a lot, still, though
 
2012-12-13 09:57:32 PM
"Attending church is about worship and learning to be followers of Jesus Christ," LDS spokesman Scott Trotter said Tuesday in a statement. "


He has a point.

Jesus never wore pants.
 
2012-12-13 10:01:55 PM
When "pants or no pants" is a major philosophical tenet of your current belief system, you either need to:

A: Let go of the kiddie pool and explore the deep end of human intellect and experience

B: Have another beer, but keep your pants on. You'll wind up in a Fark headline, son.
 
2012-12-13 10:03:47 PM
Why can't I post in this thread?
 
2012-12-13 10:05:58 PM
Huh, seems to break only when I try to post a picture. Anyone else having that problem?
 
2012-12-13 10:08:06 PM

Amos Quito: "Attending church is about worship and learning to be followers of Jesus Christ," LDS spokesman Scott Trotter said Tuesday in a statement. "


He has a point.

Jesus never wore pants.


Maybe If He had better arch support they wouldn't have caught Him.
 
2012-12-13 10:58:25 PM
If only fusillade762 were here, I think he'd have something insightful to add.
 
2012-12-13 11:13:34 PM

fusillade762: Why can't I post in this thread?


You put yourself on "ignore"
 
2012-12-13 11:31:54 PM

fusillade762: Huh, seems to break only when I try to post a picture. Anyone else having that problem?


Silly = Boobies?

I mean, they are, often...but tagwise?
 
2012-12-13 11:50:59 PM

AbbeySomeone: Is TFA an Onion spin or do people really live like this? Do they follow teachings that dictate their lives and clothing? WTF?
/scary


www.brisbanetimes.com.au 

Good thing there aren't any other religions out there that dictate how their women are supposed to dress.
 
2012-12-13 11:52:23 PM
Working now (clearly). Not sure why I was getting a server error earlier.
 
2012-12-14 12:19:07 AM
A group of Mormon feminists

I don't think I can continue reading without giggling.
 
2012-12-14 03:03:23 AM

AbbeySomeone: Do they follow teachings that dictate their lives and clothing?


yes.
 
2012-12-14 03:07:53 AM
I laughed so hard, because the headline is so spot on most people don't even know.

Seriously, their females are strongly discouraged from wearing bifurcated clothing. At least that was very true as of 1997 or so in Phoenix, the last time I was around lots of them.
 
2012-12-14 03:09:52 AM
Who would worship any Deity that actually cared about what you wore? Silly superstitions are, well, silly.
 
2012-12-14 03:15:44 AM
Antiquated social dress is always a interesting aspect of different cultures. I treat them like I'm watching the History Channel.
 
2012-12-14 03:16:06 AM

fusillade762: Why can't I post in this thread?


.
Only bigots are allowed to post here.
 
2012-12-14 03:17:07 AM

fusillade762: AbbeySomeone: Is TFA an Onion spin or do people really live like this? Do they follow teachings that dictate their lives and clothing? WTF?
/scary

 

Good thing there aren't any other religions out there that dictate how their women are supposed to dress.


Gah! Her finger, dear god, what's wrong with her finger?
 
2012-12-14 03:35:46 AM
But they'll still have their heads covered.

/1 Corinthians 11:5-6
 
2012-12-14 03:37:57 AM

katerbug72: fusillade762: AbbeySomeone: Is TFA an Onion spin or do people really live like this? Do they follow teachings that dictate their lives and clothing? WTF?
/scary

 

Good thing there aren't any other religions out there that dictate how their women are supposed to dress.

Gah! Her finger, dear god, what's wrong with her finger?


It is a detonator!
 
2012-12-14 03:42:21 AM
I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.
 
2012-12-14 03:43:35 AM
As a Nordic type Heathen, I can wear chainmaille to "church" if I want and no one would check me for weapons on my way, they'd just assume the weapons were already there. (as would be a drinking horn and other, practically obligatory, accoutrements) Suck it, weird Christian types, we Heathens are soooo ahead of you on this one.

I do seriously wonder about teh wimmens who think they are nothing more than baby factories and that is a good thing, then start quoting the bible at you when you very politely ask a question about their religion. I know my bible, you whore, just answer the damn question. WTF? Dudes, seriously messed up stuff in all religions, but at least in mine, women have some serious pull. Sometimes more than the men do. Easy choice, if you're the religious type.

/has no probs with the nice Christians, just the total freakoids
 
2012-12-14 03:49:10 AM

Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.


Bwahahaha! "Blessed Odin, save me!"

"No, save yourself, idiot. You have the tools."

I love that you trolled that, because it is one of those things that is so stupid it is funny. You need to always remind people which god they are supposed to call out to, as there are many cultural gods of love, though forgiveness isn't part of the package all the time. Vengeance, however, well, Can I tell you about Vidar?

*giggles, runs away for a battle axe and aegishjalmur*
 
2012-12-14 03:50:22 AM

fusillade762: Working now (clearly). Not sure why I was getting a server error earlier.


Were you wearing pants before?
 
2012-12-14 03:58:43 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.

Bwahahaha! "Blessed Odin, save me!"

"No, save yourself, idiot. You have the tools."

I love that you trolled that, because it is one of those things that is so stupid it is funny. You need to always remind people which god they are supposed to call out to, as there are many cultural gods of love, though forgiveness isn't part of the package all the time. Vengeance, however, well, Can I tell you about Vidar?

*giggles, runs away for a battle axe and aegishjalmur*



You think it's funny but if this were real life I would just stand here and wait for you to return with your weapons because no weapon has ever been built in the entire history of the earth that can stand a chance against the love of Jesus Christ. And if God chooses to let you kill me then that is God's will and it is not for me to argue about it at all. We have been fed to lions and burned for thousands of years but we are still here and we still love you all and want you only to come to the bosom of Jesus before it is too late.

Christ is Love and Accepts All and Forgives All
 
2012-12-14 03:59:40 AM

Gyrfalcon: fusillade762: Working now (clearly). Not sure why I was getting a server error earlier.

Were you wearing pants before?


Well, that would be a problem. Wearing pants while online angers the gods of networking.
 
2012-12-14 04:00:17 AM

Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet.


this is Mormons, not christians.

it's pretty brave of the wimmin to try this, just before the most important date in the Morg calendar.... Smithmas (dec 23 - birth of the prophet who declared himself "greater than christ" - Joseph Smith Junior)

I recall during my own time in the morg that (as a make) we were dictated to wear
white shirt
plain colour tie
'sensible shoes'
and never, ever think about growing a beard (this, despite the fact that half the mormon prophets had beards)

----- and dont even get me started on the magic underwear (for morg who have been through the masonic temple rituals)


it's funny in a way... these wimmin, accept all the many, many shades of shiate that are dropped by the church onto their membership, and they pass over the history that shows their church is a total crock, invented by a horny conman....... but they baulk at wearing a dress rather than pants..... weird
.
 
2012-12-14 04:01:14 AM

Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I love it when christians use the "call out to god" argument! I have been in several near death situations (primary chute malfunction while skydiving, seeing a car run a red light and hit me while I was rollerblading through an intersection, having a loaded gun pointed at me, nearly stepping on a rattlesnake while rappelling), and guess what? Not once have I ever cried out to your supposed god. I do not believe in this supposed god of your superstition, so why do you assume that I would ever call out to it?

As for "his word," got any actual proof that this god of yours is real? And I mean real proof, as in something that can be verified, and not all that silly "the bible says so" or "only a god could create the world" nonsense.
 
2012-12-14 04:02:48 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.

Bwahahaha! "Blessed Odin, save me!"

"No, save yourself, idiot. You have the tools."

I love that you trolled that, because it is one of those things that is so stupid it is funny. You need to always remind people which god they are supposed to call out to, as there are many cultural gods of love, though forgiveness isn't part of the package all the time. Vengeance, however, well, Can I tell you about Vidar?

*giggles, runs away for a battle axe and aegishjalmur*


Battle axe? If you are going to invoke Odin he might listen better if you grab a spear!

:-D
 
2012-12-14 04:03:54 AM

Brian Ryanberger: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.

Bwahahaha! "Blessed Odin, save me!"

"No, save yourself, idiot. You have the tools."

I love that you trolled that, because it is one of those things that is so stupid it is funny. You need to always remind people which god they are supposed to call out to, as there are many cultural gods of love, though forgiveness isn't part of the package all the time. Vengeance, however, well, Can I tell you about Vidar?

*giggles, runs away for a battle axe and aegishjalmur*


You think it's funny but if this were real life I would just stand here and wait for you to return with your weapons because no weapon has ever been built in the entire history of the earth that can stand a chance against the love of Jesus Christ. And if God chooses to let you kill me then that is God's will and it is not for me to argue about it at all. We have been fed to lions and burned for thousands of years but we are still here and we still love you all and want you only to come to the bosom of Jesus before it is too late.

Christ is Love and Accepts All and Forgives All


Nah, come to the bosom of Freya, goddess of war, death and love (it's a cycle, dude). She's way hotter than any homeless Jewish dude ever was or will be.
 
2012-12-14 04:08:18 AM

Mock26: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.

Bwahahaha! "Blessed Odin, save me!"

"No, save yourself, idiot. You have the tools."

I love that you trolled that, because it is one of those things that is so stupid it is funny. You need to always remind people which god they are supposed to call out to, as there are many cultural gods of love, though forgiveness isn't part of the package all the time. Vengeance, however, well, Can I tell you about Vidar?

*giggles, runs away for a battle axe and aegishjalmur*

Battle axe? If you are going to invoke Odin he might listen better if you grab a spear!

:-D


I'm not touching Gungnir. I'm not a complete idiot, I'm just silly.

/also, sadly does not yet own a spear
//has a set of lawn darts, if those count
 
2012-12-14 04:09:01 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I do seriously wonder about teh wimmens who think they are nothing more than baby factories and that is a good thing, then start quoting the bible at you when you very politely ask a question about their religion.


Brainwashing. They are raised to believe something from childhood, and raised to not question what they are told to believe. So to them it makes perfect sense that they follow a mythology where they are treated no better than a piece of property. Sadly, most religious people follow their particular mythology simply because they were conditioned as children to do so. Their parents were, for example, christian. Their grandparents were christian. And more than likely their own children and grandchildren will be christian. Some will break the cycle, but most will not.

And if you ever want to have some fun with die hard christians, ask them this: "If on the day you were born a couple from India gave birth to a baby in the same hospital and there was a mix up and you and that baby were switched and you were taken back to India and raised as a devout Hindu, what religion would you be practicing today?" It is amazing how many of them will actually insist that they would still hear the "true word of god" and would have switched to christianity!
 
2012-12-14 04:09:55 AM

Mock26: Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I love it when christians use the "call out to god" argument! I have been in several near death situations (primary chute malfunction while skydiving, seeing a car run a red light and hit me while I was rollerblading through an intersection, having a loaded gun pointed at me, nearly stepping on a rattlesnake while rappelling), and guess what? Not once have I ever cried out to your supposed god. I do not believe in this supposed god of your superstition, so why do you assume that I would ever call out to it?

As for "his word," got any actual proof that this god of yours is real? And I mean real proof, as in something that can be verified, and not all that silly "the bible says so" or "only a god could create the world" nonsense.



You say you've been there at deaths door and you didn't call out for God but I say you haven't really been there yet if you only had one parachute fail because maybe next time they both fail and what then? You will only know then but God has always known you.

/bsbd
 
2012-12-14 04:10:06 AM

furterfan: Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet.

this is Mormons, not christians.



Mormons are christians.
 
2012-12-14 04:13:31 AM

Brian Ryanberger: Mock26: Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I love it when christians use the "call out to god" argument! I have been in several near death situations (primary chute malfunction while skydiving, seeing a car run a red light and hit me while I was rollerblading through an intersection, having a loaded gun pointed at me, nearly stepping on a rattlesnake while rappelling), and guess what? Not once have I ever cried out to your supposed god. I do not believe in this supposed god of your superstition, so why do you assume that I would ever call out to it?

As for "his word," got any actual proof that this god of yours is real? And I mean real proof, as in something that can be verified, and not all that silly "the bible says so" or "only a god could create the world" nonsense.


You say you've been there at deaths door and you didn't call out for God but I say you haven't really been there yet if you only had one parachute fail because maybe next time they both fail and what then? You will only know then but God has always known you.

/bsbd


If both chutes were to fail, I would probably call out the names of my cats, because unlike this supposed god of your particular mythology, I know with absolute certainty that my cats are real.

Now, let me ask you something, how do you know that this supposed god that you worship is real? In other words, why are you a christian? Do you have proof? Or is it simply because you were told to believe in it as a small child? Please tell us why you are a christian, and not for example a hindu? Surely you must have some evidence that proves your god to be real and all others to be false?
 
2012-12-14 04:17:37 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Mock26: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.

Bwahahaha! "Blessed Odin, save me!"

"No, save yourself, idiot. You have the tools."

I love that you trolled that, because it is one of those things that is so stupid it is funny. You need to always remind people which god they are supposed to call out to, as there are many cultural gods of love, though forgiveness isn't part of the package all the time. Vengeance, however, well, Can I tell you about Vidar?

*giggles, runs away for a battle axe and aegishjalmur*

Battle axe? If you are going to invoke Odin he might listen better if you grab a spear!

:-D

I'm not touching Gungnir. I'm not a complete idiot, I'm just silly.

/also, sadly does not yet own a spear
//has a set of lawn darts, if those count


Of course you would not touch Gungnir. But, surely some other spear would suffice? I would check out Museum Replica Arms for a pretty nice spear head. They used to sell ash poles to go with the spear head, but I do not know if they do it any more. Most of their products are not hand forged, but for the price you pay they are pretty nice.
 
2012-12-14 04:22:09 AM

Outtaphase: When "pants or no pants" is a major philosophical tenet of your current belief system, you either need to:

A: Let go of the kiddie pool and explore the deep end of human intellect and experience

B: Have another beer, but keep your pants on. You'll wind up in a Fark headline, son.


I think we're all neglecting the real question here, which is whether "pants" is actually equivalent to "no pants"

img.mit.edu
 
2012-12-14 04:22:24 AM

Mock26: Brian Ryanberger: Mock26: Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I love it when christians use the "call out to god" argument! I have been in several near death situations (primary chute malfunction while skydiving, seeing a car run a red light and hit me while I was rollerblading through an intersection, having a loaded gun pointed at me, nearly stepping on a rattlesnake while rappelling), and guess what? Not once have I ever cried out to your supposed god. I do not believe in this supposed god of your superstition, so why do you assume that I would ever call out to it?

As for "his word," got any actual proof that this god of yours is real? And I mean real proof, as in something that can be verified, and not all that silly "the bible says so" or "only a god could create the world" nonsense.


You say you've been there at deaths door and you didn't call out for God but I say you haven't really been there yet if you only had one parachute fail because maybe next time they both fail and what then? You will only know then but God has always known you.

/bsbd

If both chutes were to fail, I would probably call out the names of my cats, because unlike this supposed god of your particular mythology, I know with absolute certainty that my cats are real.

Now, let me ask you something, how do you know that this supposed god that you worship is real? In other words, why are you a christian? Do you have proof? Or is it simply because you were told to beli ...


I know it in my heart and you can't look into my heart without cutting it out and that is murder so I guess there is no way for me to show you and you just have to come to Jesus on your own which makes it all even more perfect and perfection is God so it sort of proves it yet again. Of course you can feel free to shun Jesus even after being confronted with all of the evidence and reject your Maker but that just seems silly since the price is eternity.
 
2012-12-14 04:25:37 AM

Mock26: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I do seriously wonder about teh wimmens who think they are nothing more than baby factories and that is a good thing, then start quoting the bible at you when you very politely ask a question about their religion.

Brainwashing. They are raised to believe something from childhood, and raised to not question what they are told to believe. So to them it makes perfect sense that they follow a mythology where they are treated no better than a piece of property. Sadly, most religious people follow their particular mythology simply because they were conditioned as children to do so. Their parents were, for example, christian. Their grandparents were christian. And more than likely their own children and grandchildren will be christian. Some will break the cycle, but most will not.

And if you ever want to have some fun with die hard christians, ask them this: "If on the day you were born a couple from India gave birth to a baby in the same hospital and there was a mix up and you and that baby were switched and you were taken back to India and raised as a devout Hindu, what religion would you be practicing today?" It is amazing how many of them will actually insist that they would still hear the "true word of god" and would have switched to christianity!


I figured it was a type of cultural brainwashing. What amazes me, to this very day even though I am now in my 40's, is how many people who aren't from anywhere near the Middle East, are Christian. When I was sitting in a Lutheran church in Norway with some relatives, I remember thinking to myself "well, this is stupid, we should just leave, pour a beer out on the ground for the landvaettir, then get my butt straight back to California". I guess it's just tradition for some of them. But why give up your own culture's traditions for another's? Makes zero sense to me.

Most religious traditions make zero sense to me. That's why I'm a Forn Sed Heathen. Technically, I'm agnostic. I just wanna chill with people with similar values. You can't be Asatru if you are agnostic, IMO. How can you be "tru" to any deities if you're not even sure they're there? Best to stick to the shoot off faiths from the same base.
 
2012-12-14 04:26:12 AM

Mock26: Please tell us why you are a christian, and not for example a hindu? Surely you must have some evidence that proves your god to be real and all others to be false?


He just got lucky and was born into the one true church, instead of that other place in his home town two blocks over who are total charlatans.
 
2012-12-14 04:26:50 AM
Jesus apparently frowns on commas and sentence structure.

And bacon and foreskins.
 
2012-12-14 04:27:39 AM

Brian Ryanberger: Of course you can feel free to shun Jesus even after being confronted with all of the evidence


Evidence needed.
 
2012-12-14 04:29:16 AM

El Pachuco: Mock26: Please tell us why you are a christian, and not for example a hindu? Surely you must have some evidence that proves your god to be real and all others to be false?

He just got lucky and was born into the one true church, instead of that other place in his home town two blocks over who are total charlatans.


OK I have had it with you people because you have disrespected me and disrespected God even after I told you he was God so you knew who you were talking about and so does he. If you want to spend 78,000 years on fire getting sodomized by a four penis satan helper I guess there is no way for me to stop you.
 
2012-12-14 04:33:09 AM

Mock26: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Mock26: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.

Bwahahaha! "Blessed Odin, save me!"

"No, save yourself, idiot. You have the tools."

I love that you trolled that, because it is one of those things that is so stupid it is funny. You need to always remind people which god they are supposed to call out to, as there are many cultural gods of love, though forgiveness isn't part of the package all the time. Vengeance, however, well, Can I tell you about Vidar?

*giggles, runs away for a battle axe and aegishjalmur*

Battle axe? If you are going to invoke Odin he might listen better if you grab a spear!

:-D

I'm not touching Gungnir. I'm not a complete idiot, I'm just silly.

/also, sadly does not yet own a spear
//has a set of lawn darts, if those count

Of course you would not touch Gungnir. But, surely some other spear would suffice? I would check out Museum Replica Arms for a pretty nice spear head. They used to sell ash poles to go with the spear head, but I do not know if they do it any more. Most of their products are not hand forged, but for the price you pay they are pretty nice.


Thank you for that link! That has a purty spear tip and is soooo going up on my wall, next to my other weaponry (that isn't a firearm, of course, those get locked up, except one for home defense, and I'm the only one who knows where it is).

I have never even heard of that site before. I think I shall buy myself a late birfday gift or two. Hmmmm.... what to get, what to get....

/knows the "Christian" dude she's been poking at is most likely a troll
//still, it's kind of fun, and there really ARE people out there that are that stupid
 
2012-12-14 04:35:54 AM

Brian Ryanberger: Mock26: Brian Ryanberger: Mock26: Brian Ryanberger: I see its time to make fun of Christians again on the internet. I'm so glad I didn't take the opportunity to miss it because it is not like it never happens. Someday when you need God and you call out to him maybe he remembers this thread and does not help you but probably he will forgive you and help you anyways because he is a God of Love and Forgiveness which is a brutal lesson all heathens and other people who tease his Word had better learn and learn quick or else it only gets worse from here on out.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I love it when christians use the "call out to god" argument! I have been in several near death situations (primary chute malfunction while skydiving, seeing a car run a red light and hit me while I was rollerblading through an intersection, having a loaded gun pointed at me, nearly stepping on a rattlesnake while rappelling), and guess what? Not once have I ever cried out to your supposed god. I do not believe in this supposed god of your superstition, so why do you assume that I would ever call out to it?

As for "his word," got any actual proof that this god of yours is real? And I mean real proof, as in something that can be verified, and not all that silly "the bible says so" or "only a god could create the world" nonsense.


You say you've been there at deaths door and you didn't call out for God but I say you haven't really been there yet if you only had one parachute fail because maybe next time they both fail and what then? You will only know then but God has always known you.

/bsbd

If both chutes were to fail, I would probably call out the names of my cats, because unlike this supposed god of your particular mythology, I know with absolute certainty that my cats are real.

Now, let me ask you something, how do you know that this supposed god that you worship is real? In other words, why are you a christian? Do you have proof? Or is it simply because you were told to believe in it as a small child? Please tell us why you are a christian, and not for example a hindu? Surely you must have some evidence that proves your god to be real and all others to be false?


I know it in my heart and you can't look into my heart without cutting it out and that is murder so I guess there is no way for me to show you and you just have to come to Jesus on your own which makes it all even more perfect and perfection is God so it sort of proves it yet again. Of course you can feel free to shun Jesus even after being confronted with all of the evidence and reject your Maker but that just seems silly since the price is eternity.


What evidence? Neither you nor anyone else has ever been able to show any real evidence that this supposed god of the christian myth is real. But, since you claim that there is evidence then how about sharing it with us? You are, after all, commanded by your "son of god" to spread the word, right? So enlighten us with this evidence that you claim exists.

As for knowing in your heart, what about the millions of Hindus who also know in their heart that their Gods and Goddesses are real? What about the Muslims who know in their heart that their faith is the one true faith? What about the tribal practitioners who know in their hearts that their Gods are real? What about just about everyone of every religion both current and dead that have known in their hearts that their God, Gods and/or Goddesses were real? Do you really think that an ancient Viking warrior who worshipped Odin did not know in his heart that Odin was real? What about an ancient Greek who worshipped Dionysus? Or an Egyptian who worshiped Isis? If the faithful of all religions "know in their hearts" that they are correct then how do you know who is right and who is wrong? Surely there must be something that proves you to be correct and all those others to be wrong, right? I mean, you would not simply be following along because you were raised to do so, right?
 
2012-12-14 04:40:21 AM

Brian Ryanberger: El Pachuco: Mock26: Please tell us why you are a christian, and not for example a hindu? Surely you must have some evidence that proves your god to be real and all others to be false?

He just got lucky and was born into the one true church, instead of that other place in his home town two blocks over who are total charlatans.

OK I have had it with you people because you have disrespected me and disrespected God even after I told you he was God so you knew who you were talking about and so does he. If you want to spend 78,000 years on fire getting sodomized by a four penis satan helper I guess there is no way for me to stop you.


And here comes the righteous indignation followed the by "I'm taking my toys and going home" defense. Your post proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are A) Not a christian and are just trolling, B) You are a christian but your faith is so frail and weak that you are afraid to question it, or C) You are uneducated and cannot rationally defend your faith. I am guessing "A".
 
2012-12-14 04:46:23 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Thank you for that link! That has a purty spear tip and is soooo going up on my wall, next to my other weaponry (that isn't a firearm, of course, those get locked up, except one for home defense, and I'm the only one who knows where it is).

I have never even heard of that site before. I think I shall buy myself a late birfday gift or two. Hmmmm.... what to get, what to get....


I have a bec de corbin (which I do not think they sell any more), a couple of warhammers, a mace, and some clothing items from them. I would suggest that you buy a relatively cheap item first to see if you like the quality, and that spear head is not too expensive. If you like it then order more. Also, I have had some really great customer service help with them. Years ago I was placing an order for a "costume" and the woman on the phone said it was out of stock but that they had just received a shipment in that day. She then put me on hold for 15 minutes while she had the warehouse guys open up some boxes to find the item I was looking for.

And, yeah, when the silly christian pagan tossed out the line about not posting any more because we insulted him my inklings that he was a troll were confirmed. I must say that I am disappointed. Trolls these days just do not have their hearts in it any more. If you are going to carry your troll beyond a single post at least stick to it for more than a half-dozen or so posts! Kids these days have such pathetically short attention spans.
 
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