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(Daily Mail)   Woman uses makeup and clothing to make herself more attractive   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 69
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2012-12-13 08:12:13 PM
In a shocking development, it's been determined that the sun actually sets in the west!

*facepalm*

Keep those mind-blowing stories coming, Daily Fail!
 
2012-12-13 08:25:42 PM
I wish my first ex-wife had re-discovered that after our marriage.
 
2012-12-13 08:28:22 PM
There is absolutely nothing behind those eyes.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-13 08:30:08 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: There is absolutely nothing behind those eyes.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x448]


Beside stretch marks you mean.
 
2012-12-13 08:31:39 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: There is absolutely nothing behind those eyes.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x448]


To be fair, I'm not sure why a picture of a younger Mann Coulter belongs in this thread.
 
2012-12-13 08:45:33 PM
There aren't enough words to describe how much I don't care that pop stars look like normal people when they're not performing.
 
2012-12-13 09:24:04 PM
Online rag uses celebrity non-story to drive pagehits.
 
2012-12-13 09:29:13 PM
She's hot and all, but there's something about dumb rednecks that just.... meh.
 
2012-12-13 10:27:40 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: There is absolutely nothing behind those eyes.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x448]


I was going to say--her eyes look like she's 65. It must be hard on a person to go crazy.
 
2012-12-13 10:34:28 PM
and somewhere some guy is sick of her shiat...
 
2012-12-13 10:37:24 PM
Every time I see pics or video of Britney Spears it looks like someone who's literally never genuinely smiled in her life.

It's like she was taught that this is the face you make when you're happy, but she's never actually been happy so she can't quite pull it off.

Farking Disney, destroying teenager's souls since 1962.
 
2012-12-13 10:38:01 PM
Look at her wrist...

Did she join Cobra?
 
2012-12-13 10:38:24 PM
I would.
 
2012-12-13 10:42:14 PM
Should have used the News Flash tag.
 
2012-12-13 10:43:51 PM
I just use beer and more beer to make woman attractive.
 
2012-12-13 10:45:13 PM
She needs lypo on her neck
 
2012-12-13 10:45:28 PM
What happened to her boobs?
 
2012-12-13 10:46:20 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: There is absolutely nothing behind those eyes.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x448]


Lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
 
2012-12-13 10:49:32 PM
She's looking better, but the sparkle has really left those eyes, hasn't it? Federlined to death. Untreated post partum depression, shiatty parental role models, etc. Sad.
 
2012-12-13 10:51:44 PM

FuLinHyu: and somewhere some guy is sick of her shiat...


As some guy, somewhere, I can confirm that I am indeed sick of her shiat.
 
2012-12-13 10:58:24 PM
Reminds me of Palin with all that mascara.
 
2012-12-13 11:01:19 PM
Gah. That's a rough 31.

Let's think back and remember Britney in her prime:
www.judiciaryreport.com
 
2012-12-13 11:03:36 PM
Those are some dead, soulless eyes.
 
2012-12-13 11:07:37 PM
RIP 2001 Britney.....time is cruel and unforgiving.
 
2012-12-13 11:20:58 PM
I've farked women in their 40's who looked younger than that and I had low standards back then.
 
2012-12-13 11:21:38 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I wish my first ex-wife had re-discovered that after our marriage.


How many ex-wives do you have??
 
2012-12-13 11:23:33 PM
LEAVE
BRITNEY
ALONE
 
2012-12-13 11:24:01 PM
Oh, and I've said this since that first "Hit Me Baby" video came out when she was like 17: Britney Spears is NOT HOT. She is average, run-of-the-mill Florida trailer trash. Even all dolled up she's a 6.
 
2012-12-13 11:42:02 PM
i1251.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 11:51:23 PM

Tigger: I was sure I put you on ignore you pointless fool.
Going to remedy that right now.


This guy's going for like world record in number of people putting him on ignore while still a Fark virgin.
 
2012-12-13 11:52:24 PM

cryinoutloud: Tigger: I was sure I put you on ignore you pointless fool.
Going to remedy that right now.

This guy's going for like world record in number of people putting him on ignore while still a Fark virgin.



Show me your button that can ignore my girth.
 
2012-12-13 11:52:43 PM
From Shriek to Shrek.
 
2012-12-13 11:57:23 PM
You know, the thing about Britney... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.
 
2012-12-14 12:21:18 AM

cryinoutloud: Tigger: I was sure I put you on ignore you pointless fool.
Going to remedy that right now.

This guy's going for like world record in number of people putting him on ignore while still a Fark virgin.


It impressive. In a fat lonely pathetic socially maladjusted way.
 
2012-12-14 12:25:37 AM
Britney has the look of a 50 year old secretary named Denise who spent every spare dollar she had at the bar.
 
2012-12-14 12:27:58 AM
I've always liked her body and those deliciously thick legs of hers, but I gotta admit her eyes don't look right in those pics. It almost looks like she hasn't been sleeping well or something, or has been really stressed out for a while.

t3.gstatic.com

Would love to have those legs wrapped around my head.
 
2012-12-14 12:32:44 AM
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2012-12-14 12:36:13 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: I've always liked her body and those deliciously thick legs of hers, but I gotta admit her eyes don't look right in those pics. It almost looks like she hasn't been sleeping well or something, or has been really stressed out for a while.

[t3.gstatic.com image 185x272]

Would love to have those legs wrapped around my head.




She's smokin' hot. Nothing wrong with a little meat on the bone.
 
2012-12-14 12:39:54 AM
her life really shows on her face.
 
2012-12-14 12:44:17 AM
Bondage dress? Bondage? Because it's form fitting? Damn fashion, you stupid.
 
2012-12-14 12:45:19 AM

lewismarktwo: Bondage dress? Bondage? Because it's form fitting? Damn fashion, you stupid.


You do realize it says bandage right?
 
2012-12-14 12:52:03 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: lewismarktwo: Bondage dress? Bondage? Because it's form fitting? Damn fashion, you stupid.

You do realize it says bandage right?


Lol, nope. Sure didn't. Good stuff.
 
2012-12-14 12:54:18 AM
I guess I really do need these reading glasses. And to stop wanking so much...
 
2012-12-14 12:56:22 AM
Why is there no Funny / Smart button option for headlines?
 
2012-12-14 01:10:36 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: I've always liked her body and those deliciously thick legs of hers, but I gotta admit her eyes don't look right in those pics. It almost looks like she hasn't been sleeping well or something, or has been really stressed out for a while.

[t3.gstatic.com image 185x272]

Would love to have those legs wrapped around my head.


Dancer's legs
 
2012-12-14 02:23:13 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Oh, and I've said this since that first "Hit Me Baby" video came out when she was like 17: Britney Spears is NOT HOT. She is average, run-of-the-mill Florida trailer trash. Even all dolled up she's a 6.


God bless you.
 
2012-12-14 02:48:08 AM

s2s2s2: Why is there no Funny / Smart button option for headlines?


That's what the Headline of the Year threads are for.
 
2012-12-14 03:19:07 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: There is absolutely nothing behind those eyes.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x448]


Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It's something desperate and sad in them. She looks like someone that's there under threat of death.
 
2012-12-14 04:12:57 AM
A dramatic transformation into someone that looks exactly the same and isn't noticeably more attractive? Or was that the joke and I just have no sense of humor.

//Or.... both!
 
2012-12-14 04:31:36 AM
You can't gild white trash.
 
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