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2012-12-13 09:13:58 PM
5 votes:

MeanJean: From TFA

On the day he raped her, prosecutors said, Gurel had threatened to mutilate her face and vagina with a heated screwdriver.

Of course she didn't put up a fight, HE WAS GOING TO BURN HER EYES AND/OR CLIT OUT WITH HEATED METAL IF SHE DID!


And people wonder why I participated in the SlutWalk.


Actually, sweetheart, no one wondered that at all.
2012-12-13 09:10:10 PM
5 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-12-13 09:41:20 PM
4 votes:

Lsherm: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

Someone needs to explain to this guy that you can get an erection even if you really, really don't want one.

This is Todd Akin's argument. Was there a book passed around 20 years ago that all these guys read?


"Not a gynecologist"? You... don't... say.

The body "shuts down"? And somehow, what, the vagina closes up and disappears? Is there some sort of zipper here they didn't tell me about in health class? WTF?
2012-12-13 09:38:33 PM
4 votes:
If I can send food to starving kids simply by clicking links enough, why can't I fire dumbasses the same way?
2012-12-13 08:58:34 PM
4 votes:
Reminds me of one one of the funniest/going straight to hell for laughing at Onion headlines. 'Baby born with cancer turns out not to be much of a fighter.'
2012-12-13 08:44:47 PM
4 votes:
"If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

*Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!
2012-12-13 10:13:57 PM
3 votes:

Hrist: Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.

Most people would rather comply than get murdered. You'd probably think you were pretty darn clever until they break all of your teeth and then shoot/stab/etc you a couple of times. It might be a consolation to some that they're now running around dickless, but it's just as easy to rape someone with a sawed off chair leg than an actual dick, and the chair leg doesn't have to get tired and go limp after a while.


if you bite some dude's dick off, all the murderous rage juice is gonna drain right the fark out of him. We keep that in our dicks.
2012-12-14 12:07:21 AM
2 votes:

ZeroPly


If a conservative says "the abortion doctor living at 237 Crosby Ln, Chesterfield, MO 63017 deserves to die", and someone guns her down in her front yard, that's somehow differerent from the conservative's intent that she die?

You would have a point if I had actually posted your address or any form of identifying information. But the fact of the matter is, I have no farking idea who you are, what you look like, or where you live, aside from you being in Missouri, a state containing over six million people.

Do you actually expect to hear your doorbell ring, and to open it to find me there grinning manically and cracking my knuckles?
2012-12-13 11:57:15 PM
2 votes:
Zeroply

You threatened to strike me in my gonads because I politely expressed my political view. And now you lay claim to the typical excuse of the 9 year old -- "everyone else in this thread is doing it".

Wow, you really are as thick as pigshiat, aren't you? Nobody is threatening anybody in this thread.

I will not have my right to vote for who I want taken away by a politically correct bully.

I'm not planning on taking away your right to vote, you empty-headed pig farker. Even a mouth-breathing farkhead like you has the right to vote.

I'm just telling you are a terrible person for voting for Akin and you deserve a cockpunch. Do i plan to personally drive over to Missouri and give one to you? No, of course not.

Would I feel some gratification if you recieved one due to happenstance? Yes, I would.

It doesn't suprise me that an Akin supporter would be too stupid to know the difference.

Now go whine about the mean ol' liberal PC boogeyman to someone who gives a shiat. Crawl back to the Free Republic where you belong.
2012-12-13 10:23:08 PM
2 votes:

skullkrusher: rohar: Fine, then why to the neocon republicans have so much rage juice that they attack entire countries AND such little penises?

some people store the murderous rage juice from other men's penises in their asses


So now I have to bite their asses off? This isn't going the direction I hoped.
2012-12-13 10:21:53 PM
2 votes:
Brick-House.

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.


I would imagine that the fact that you're probably gagging and struggling to breathe makes it kind of hard to muster the determination it would take to bite down with sufficient force to tear through all that tough flesh, as well as the various connective tissues. That and the sheer panic and shock might make you go into freeze-up mode, which is a common response in any kind of rape, as well as the fear that he'll beat you within an inch of your life the moment he even begins to feel your teeth start to sink in.


That being said, I have read cases where women actually managed to bite it off, but its pretty rare.

In the interests of science, I suggest we buy a raw sheep (or whatever animal has a member closest in size to a human's) penis from a local butcher, and shove it in the judges mouth and see how long it takes for him to bite down.
2012-12-13 10:20:12 PM
2 votes:

rohar: Fine, then why to the neocon republicans have so much rage juice that they attack entire countries AND such little penises?


some people store the murderous rage juice from other men's penises in their asses
2012-12-13 09:42:26 PM
2 votes:
F*ck you, judge.

BTW, you're supposed to tell the Arizona Cardinals that they should have fought harder.
2012-12-13 09:36:06 PM
2 votes:

ciberido: Happy Hours: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.

Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?

No, but clearly a world run by white men only leaves a lot to be desired.

I don't want men to have LESS power than women, or whites to have LESS power than non-whites. I'm just sick of them having MORE.


I guess non-whites and women should have won more wars over the last 5 centuries.
2012-12-13 09:31:01 PM
2 votes:
Well I guess it's time for Slutwalk 2: Electric Boogaloo.
2012-12-13 09:27:15 PM
2 votes:

Brian Ryanberger: So now we are going to judge him when we don't even know all the facts he did?


He doesn't sound like he knew too many facts himself.

Also, Welcome to Fark
2012-12-13 09:21:32 PM
2 votes:

freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

Execute him.


with rape
2012-12-13 09:00:26 PM
2 votes:
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted"

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Maybe it wasn't legitimate rape.
2012-12-13 08:59:56 PM
2 votes:
Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.
2012-12-13 08:59:22 PM
2 votes:
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."


Execute him.
2012-12-14 10:09:58 AM
1 votes:
Let me guess....the judge in question lists his regligion as "Jedi Knight"
2012-12-14 02:36:48 AM
1 votes:

ciberido:
The idea that there is "illegitimate rape" than women secretly enjoy and/or the woman's body can "shut that whole thing down" to prevent pregnancy has been around a long time.


From the Link: "one of Britain's earliest legal texts, written in about 1290, included a clause based on this bit of folk wisdom: "If, however, the woman should have conceived at the time alleged in the appeal, it abates, for without a woman's consent she could not conceive.""

Holy crap, more than 7 centuries. This judge needs to be dragged out from the Middle Ages.
2012-12-14 12:26:34 AM
1 votes:

ZeroPly: OgreMagi: ciberido: MeanJean: If you voted for Akin, for ANY REASON, you deserve a cock punch. Period.

MeanJean: If what I said was a threat, then this entire thread is filled with threats against the judge.

ZeroPly: You threatened to strike me in my gonads because I politely expressed my political view. And now you lay claim to the typical excuse of the 9 year old -- "everyone else in this thread is doing it".

No, she didn't, Dummkopf. Stop embarrassing yourself.

He has enough brain capacity for involuntary functions like heartbeat, breathing, and posting on fark. He can't be expected to do anything requiring actual intelligence.


This is the typical liberal viewpoint of "you didn't build that". So I can't be expected to do anything requiring intelligence but I still have just the necessary "involuntary functions" to "post on Fark"?!

I am hoping I don't have to spell out how insulting and demeaning this is to the community that I have been part of for years. The members on this forum are not a mouthdragging tribe who post here because no one else takes them seriously. Yes, I understand that on elitist forms like Slashdot none of us are going to get a +5, but you don't see me crying because of that.


ridelifebmx.com
2012-12-13 11:57:02 PM
1 votes:

MeanJean: If you voted for Akin, for ANY REASON, you deserve a cock punch. Period.


MeanJean: If what I said was a threat, then this entire thread is filled with threats against the judge.

ZeroPly: You threatened to strike me in my gonads because I politely expressed my political view. And now you lay claim to the typical excuse of the 9 year old -- "everyone else in this thread is doing it".


No, she didn't, Dummkopf. Stop embarrassing yourself.
2012-12-13 11:56:22 PM
1 votes:
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

*blink*
*blink*

*blink*
2012-12-13 11:51:15 PM
1 votes:

MeanJean: You're just as farking stupid as Akin if you can't tell the difference.


He said he voted for Akin... are you expecting him to be a Mensa member?
2012-12-13 11:47:42 PM
1 votes:

MeanJean: ZeroPly



I've lived in Missouri 17 years, and I voted for Todd Akin, but mostly because McCaskill is a wolf in sheep's clothing - she claims to be "50 out of 100" on the political spectrum but is firmly on Obama's side...

If you voted for Akin, for ANY REASON, you deserve a cock punch. Period.


I would vote for a hardcore communist over Akin. And I think hardcore communists should be shot on sight.
2012-12-13 11:46:00 PM
1 votes:

Happy Hours: Even Pakistan had a female prime minister at one time.


DIdn't she have an extremely brief tenure, ended by assassination?
2012-12-13 11:42:32 PM
1 votes:

NativeDaughter: Brian Ryanberger: So now we are going to judge him when we don't even know all the facts he did?

No, no. We're judging him based on the fact that he was either willfully ignorant of or doesn't believe in facts. Crazy, I know. Also, for completely making a bunch of shiat up. Vaginas aren't magic, they are not capable of shutting down in response to any kind of physical trauma... and even if they were, that doesn't change the fact that a forcible, violent act was being performed in order to create said traumatic event.

In short, we're judging him because he's utterly unqualified to hear cases concerning anything more serious than a parking violation. Really, he should be removed from the bench, as someone with such out-of-date, ridiculous ideas does not need to be anywhere near a courtroom. Or other human beings, for that matter.


YES THEY ARE! Just a different kind of magic. Like sucking all the money out of my bank account.
2012-12-13 11:40:46 PM
1 votes:

MeanJean: From TFA

On the day he raped her, prosecutors said, Gurel had threatened to mutilate her face and vagina with a heated screwdriver.

Of course she didn't put up a fight, HE WAS GOING TO BURN HER EYES AND/OR CLIT OUT WITH HEATED METAL IF SHE DID!


And people wonder why I participated in the SlutWalk.


In any other thread I would have to respond (somewhat crassly) about your SlutWalk participation. But I just can't bring myself to do it right now. Remind me in another thread, please.
2012-12-13 11:27:30 PM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: Ironically, these people are the same ones who will say that women can't serve in the military, because they might have to go in waist-deep water and will get infections.

/"Silly broads, you should just imagine the water is raping you! Then everything will zip up tight."


I went to what is considered by at least one study the worst high school in the nation, and my sex ed class still covered this sort of basic anatomy. Good lord.

/Although I didn't eat hot dogs for months after that.
2012-12-13 11:11:20 PM
1 votes:

EggSniper: Could a lawyer use this in a future case to demonstrate bias and demand a new judge? Could a lawyer use this for an older case on appeal to demonstrate bias and get a mistrial?

/Just curious if this could actually amount to more than a shaming


I would think that certainly, in any rape case going forward, the defense would move that the judge recuse himself, and probably appeal immediately if he doesn't.

... more likely, though, he'll simply never have another rape case on his docket. In cases of legitimate asshattery, Chief Justices have ways of shutting it down.
2012-12-13 11:09:45 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

Someone needs to explain to this guy that you can get an erection even if you really, really don't want one.

This is Todd Akin's argument. Was there a book passed around 20 years ago that all these guys read?



I've lived in Missouri 17 years, and I voted for Todd Akin, but mostly because McCaskill is a wolf in sheep's clothing - she claims to be "50 out of 100" on the political spectrum but is firmly on Obama's side...

Yes, we get it. He made a mistake. He did not understand the scientific foundation of what he was talking about. Lots of people don't. If you stopped 10 people in the street and asked them "how old is the Earth?", 9 of those people would not give you an answer that is within the tolerance an establishment scientist would accept.

But that does not mean they are BAD people. Maybe they didn't pay enough attention in school and thought the Earth as 2 million years old, not 4 million. We have scientists to work all that out. The policy makers need to be focussed on what's morally correct, not what the latest $875 a copy journals say...
2012-12-13 10:55:07 PM
1 votes:

MeanJean: By the way, I do sleep around. I openly admit to it. I like to fark and i like to fark multiple people. So trying to insult me by calling me a slut is one big fail.


Do you happen to know who coined the phrase "A slut is a woman with the morals of a man"? If I use it, I would like to be able to attribute it correctly.
2012-12-13 10:52:59 PM
1 votes:

MeanJean: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom


Actually, sweetheart, no one wondered that at all.

You're seriously going to drag your whiny butthurt from the thread about the black woman's haircut into a thread about a rape victim being threatened with mutilation? You're racist and misogynist.

By the way, I do sleep around. I openly admit to it. I like to fark and i like to fark multiple people. So trying to insult me by calling me a slut is one big fail.

Welcome to ignore.


I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't know you. I was just adding a punchline to your post.

Did this many people on Fark always have a chunk of rebar in their rectum?
2012-12-13 10:24:11 PM
1 votes:

rohar: skullkrusher: rohar: Fine, then why to the neocon republicans have so much rage juice that they attack entire countries AND such little penises?

some people store the murderous rage juice from other men's penises in their asses

So now I have to bite their asses off? This isn't going the direction I hoped.


generally it is easier to felch the murderous rage juice out in that case
2012-12-13 10:18:12 PM
1 votes:
The funniest part of this whole fiasco is that the only reason the guy is in the news is that he recently ruled that an inmate can have double portions of kosher food because the inmate celebrates Festivus.

He's one of yours when you thought he was one of ours.
2012-12-13 10:10:47 PM
1 votes:

MeanJean: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom


Actually, sweetheart, no one wondered that at all.

You're seriously going to drag your whiny butthurt from the thread about the black woman's haircut into a thread about a rape victim being threatened with mutilation? You're racist and misogynist.

By the way, I do sleep around. I openly admit to it. I like to fark and i like to fark multiple people. So trying to insult me by calling me a slut is one big fail.

Welcome to ignore.


Hey pretty lady, want to kill all humans?
2012-12-13 10:10:42 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.


Most people would rather comply than get murdered. You'd probably think you were pretty darn clever until they break all of your teeth and then shoot/stab/etc you a couple of times. It might be a consolation to some that they're now running around dickless, but it's just as easy to rape someone with a sawed off chair leg than an actual dick, and the chair leg doesn't have to get tired and go limp after a while.
2012-12-13 10:10:34 PM
1 votes:

Brian Ryanberger: dywed88: Brian Ryanberger: So now we are going to judge him when we don't even know all the facts he did?

Give me any context in which the following is acceptable:

"I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."


I don't know what else came out at trial so how on earth could I know,


You've been on fark one day and you're already so much of a douchebag your're on ignore in record time.
2012-12-13 10:04:28 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Damn, I can't believe there are people here who don't have SillyJ on ignore.


Sorry. Won't make the mistake again, trust me.
2012-12-13 10:01:46 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.


I've often wondered about this myself. Sometimes, three, four times a night.
2012-12-13 09:55:41 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.

If someone has a gun or knife nearby, they can still kill you. And I've found throughout the years that getting one's penis bitten off makes people angry and liable to lash out.


How, exactly, did you come to acquire that very specific piece of knowledge?
2012-12-13 09:48:54 PM
1 votes:

Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.


Well, you could always volunteer to be a victim and let us know? If, you know, the whole being raped thing doesn't cloud your judgment and reactions.
2012-12-13 09:46:22 PM
1 votes:
Ahh yes...Yet another graduate of the Todd Akin School of Asshattery
2012-12-13 09:40:55 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: This is Todd Akin's argument.


This sounds like his cousin.
2012-12-13 09:35:25 PM
1 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.


well you could let the other fellows out of prison so they could run things.
2012-12-13 09:34:33 PM
1 votes:

Brian Ryanberger: So now we are going to judge him when we don't even know all the facts he did?


No, no. We're judging him based on the fact that he was either willfully ignorant of or doesn't believe in facts. Crazy, I know. Also, for completely making a bunch of shiat up. Vaginas aren't magic, they are not capable of shutting down in response to any kind of physical trauma... and even if they were, that doesn't change the fact that a forcible, violent act was being performed in order to create said traumatic event.

In short, we're judging him because he's utterly unqualified to hear cases concerning anything more serious than a parking violation. Really, he should be removed from the bench, as someone with such out-of-date, ridiculous ideas does not need to be anywhere near a courtroom. Or other human beings, for that matter.
2012-12-13 09:32:32 PM
1 votes:

Happy Hours: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.

Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?


No, but clearly a world run by white men only leaves a lot to be desired.

I don't want men to have LESS power than women, or whites to have LESS power than non-whites. I'm just sick of them having MORE.
2012-12-13 09:25:42 PM
1 votes:
For the record, I have no problem using a dull rusty chainsaw on the rapist's junk, then dip it in alcohol.
2012-12-13 09:24:34 PM
1 votes:

Goetz: Silly Jesus: Does enjoyment mean consent?

You suck at this.


It's not even his first attempt, either.
2012-12-13 09:23:26 PM
1 votes:
"I'm not a gynecologist..." That, right there? That's where the thought process should have ended, Sir.

/situation is not unbelievable.
//but still... farking unbelievable.
2012-12-13 09:21:29 PM
1 votes:

lackadaisicalfreakshow: What the hell is wrong with people?


Judges, and other people in authority, are usually two generations removed from current civilised thinking.
2012-12-13 09:20:20 PM
1 votes:
Man, that sounds like a line a rapist would use. No means no dude. I hope this dude gets gang-raped by a pack of big foots.
2012-12-13 09:19:09 PM
1 votes:
fark you, asshole.
2012-12-13 09:17:53 PM
1 votes:
What...

Just wow. Wow.
2012-12-13 09:17:09 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: Does enjoyment mean consent?


You suck at this.
2012-12-13 09:15:05 PM
1 votes:

ciberido: Sigh.... I have to post this ad AGAIN?


Giggity
2012-12-13 09:13:33 PM
1 votes:
June 2008

Holy shiat, you can't even give him the benefit of the doubt of being brainwashed by right-wing media. He really is just that stupid.
2012-12-13 09:13:16 PM
1 votes:

Molavian: freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

Execute him.

Rape him.


With a chainsaw.
2012-12-13 09:08:10 PM
1 votes:
Well I guess we should establish a metric to measure the "fightiness" of a victim. Perhaps someone should contact the The Office of Weights and Measures.
2012-12-13 09:07:29 PM
1 votes:
I don't know about you, but nothing gets me hornier than the threat of facial disfigurement via a hot screwdriver.
2012-12-13 09:07:18 PM
1 votes:

ciberido: Apos: "If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

*Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!

Sigh.... I have to post this ad AGAIN?


Wow. I'm not sure whether to chuckle or grimace after watching that.
2012-12-13 09:06:37 PM
1 votes:
Just read this outloud to the coworkers in my area of the office. The guy sitting next to me actually got out of his chair, "What the fark?! Where did this happen?!?!" The women here are just shaking their heads and sighing. It's the guys who seemed to be outraged.

But seriously... When is this dumb shiat going to stop? It's like these guys went to bed in 1952 and just woke up today to find the world changed. Seriously... I don't get how this kind of nonsense persists in modern America. Someone please explain?
2012-12-13 09:03:48 PM
1 votes:

ambassador_ahab: Apos: And of course, he receives what amounts to little more than a slap on the wrist for this. Farking sick.

Hey, it's God's Will, alright?


I've heard He works in mysterious ways, so perhaps misguided buffoonery like this serves an important purpose,though I'll be damned if I know what that is.
2012-12-13 09:03:42 PM
1 votes:

Molavian: Rape him.


Shall it be "technical rape," "legitimate rape," "God's Will rape," "Rape Rape," or some other type?
2012-12-13 09:02:31 PM
1 votes:

freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

Execute him.


No, throw him in jail, in the general prisoner community, for about 5 years. Then ask him for his opinion on rape.
2012-12-13 09:01:53 PM
1 votes:

freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

Execute him.


Rape him.
2012-12-13 09:00:06 PM
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Apos: "If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

*Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!


Sigh.... I have to post this ad AGAIN?
2012-12-13 08:16:05 PM
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I hope one day someone slips a sausage in his bun and then whisper in his ear as the man makes sweet, sweet love to him, "you should have fought harder. Also, the fat on your ass is a pretty damn comfy cushion"
 
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