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2012-12-13 09:34:33 PM

Brian Ryanberger: So now we are going to judge him when we don't even know all the facts he did?


No, no. We're judging him based on the fact that he was either willfully ignorant of or doesn't believe in facts. Crazy, I know. Also, for completely making a bunch of shiat up. Vaginas aren't magic, they are not capable of shutting down in response to any kind of physical trauma... and even if they were, that doesn't change the fact that a forcible, violent act was being performed in order to create said traumatic event.

In short, we're judging him because he's utterly unqualified to hear cases concerning anything more serious than a parking violation. Really, he should be removed from the bench, as someone with such out-of-date, ridiculous ideas does not need to be anywhere near a courtroom. Or other human beings, for that matter.
 
2012-12-13 09:34:47 PM

ciberido: Happy Hours: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.

Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?

No, but clearly a world run by white men only leaves a lot to be desired.

I don't want men to have LESS power than women, or whites to have LESS power than non-whites. I'm just sick of them having MORE.


Who's done better?
 
2012-12-13 09:35:25 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.


well you could let the other fellows out of prison so they could run things.
 
2012-12-13 09:36:06 PM

ciberido: Happy Hours: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.

Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?

No, but clearly a world run by white men only leaves a lot to be desired.

I don't want men to have LESS power than women, or whites to have LESS power than non-whites. I'm just sick of them having MORE.


I guess non-whites and women should have won more wars over the last 5 centuries.
 
2012-12-13 09:36:31 PM

ciberido: Apos: "If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

*Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!

Sigh.... I have to post this ad AGAIN?


First time I've seen it.
This was awesome.
 
2012-12-13 09:37:52 PM
Rape taxnomony thread! Next week: fruits and vegetables. Be careful with the tomato and don't drop the soap.

/ Rape is rape. You unbelievable farkers.
 
2012-12-13 09:38:33 PM
If I can send food to starving kids simply by clicking links enough, why can't I fire dumbasses the same way?
 
2012-12-13 09:38:51 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom


Actually, sweetheart, no one wondered that at all.

You're seriously going to drag your whiny butthurt from the thread about the black woman's haircut into a thread about a rape victim being threatened with mutilation? You're racist and misogynist.

By the way, I do sleep around. I openly admit to it. I like to fark and i like to fark multiple people. So trying to insult me by calling me a slut is one big fail.

Welcome to ignore.
 
2012-12-13 09:40:20 PM

MeanJean: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom


Actually, sweetheart, no one wondered that at all.

You're seriously going to drag your whiny butthurt from the thread about the black woman's haircut into a thread about a rape victim being threatened with mutilation? You're racist and misogynist.

By the way, I do sleep around. I openly admit to it. I like to fark and i like to fark multiple people. So trying to insult me by calling me a slut is one big fail.

Welcome to ignore.


You sound pleasant.
 
2012-12-13 09:40:55 PM

Lsherm: This is Todd Akin's argument.


This sounds like his cousin.
 
2012-12-13 09:41:20 PM

Lsherm: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

Someone needs to explain to this guy that you can get an erection even if you really, really don't want one.

This is Todd Akin's argument. Was there a book passed around 20 years ago that all these guys read?


"Not a gynecologist"? You... don't... say.

The body "shuts down"? And somehow, what, the vagina closes up and disappears? Is there some sort of zipper here they didn't tell me about in health class? WTF?
 
2012-12-13 09:42:26 PM
F*ck you, judge.

BTW, you're supposed to tell the Arizona Cardinals that they should have fought harder.
 
2012-12-13 09:42:55 PM
Could a lawyer use this in a future case to demonstrate bias and demand a new judge? Could a lawyer use this for an older case on appeal to demonstrate bias and get a mistrial?

/Just curious if this could actually amount to more than a shaming
 
2012-12-13 09:43:19 PM

Silly Jesus: ciberido: Happy Hours: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.

Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?

No, but clearly a world run by white men only leaves a lot to be desired.

I don't want men to have LESS power than women, or whites to have LESS power than non-whites. I'm just sick of them having MORE.

Who's done better?


6/10 Almost got me.
 
2012-12-13 09:43:20 PM

Brian Ryanberger: So now we are going to judge him when we don't even know all the facts he did?


Give me any context in which the following is acceptable:

"I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."
 
2012-12-13 09:46:01 PM
I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.
 
2012-12-13 09:46:12 PM

MeanJean: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom


Actually, sweetheart, no one wondered that at all.

You're seriously going to drag your whiny butthurt from the thread about the black woman's haircut into a thread about a rape victim being threatened with mutilation? You're racist and misogynist.

By the way, I do sleep around. I openly admit to it. I like to fark and i like to fark multiple people. So trying to insult me by calling me a slut is one big fail.

Welcome to ignore.


I would have taken his response to be a compliment. It sounds like he was suggesting that you were so well rounded and independent that you could stick up for those who were unable to fight back. Even if he wasn't suggesting it, that's probably the preferred interpretation?
 
2012-12-13 09:46:19 PM

alcoda: Silly Jesus: ciberido: Happy Hours: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.

Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?

No, but clearly a world run by white men only leaves a lot to be desired.

I don't want men to have LESS power than women, or whites to have LESS power than non-whites. I'm just sick of them having MORE.

Who's done better?

6/10 Almost got me.


1/8 Nowhere close to getting me.
 
2012-12-13 09:46:22 PM
Ahh yes...Yet another graduate of the Todd Akin School of Asshattery
 
2012-12-13 09:47:10 PM

Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.


You're enjoying it?
 
2012-12-13 09:48:48 PM

Silly Jesus: Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.

You're enjoying it?


Which the idiot judge didn't ask her.
 
2012-12-13 09:48:50 PM

XveryYpettyZ: ciberido: Happy Hours: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.

Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?

No, but clearly a world run by white men only leaves a lot to be desired.

I don't want men to have LESS power than women, or whites to have LESS power than non-whites. I'm just sick of them having MORE.

I guess non-whites and women should have won more wars over the last 5 centuries.


Maybe. Or maybe we should try putting in power people who DON'T settle every issue by waging war over it.
 
2012-12-13 09:48:54 PM

Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.


Well, you could always volunteer to be a victim and let us know? If, you know, the whole being raped thing doesn't cloud your judgment and reactions.
 
2012-12-13 09:49:04 PM

dywed88: Brian Ryanberger: So now we are going to judge him when we don't even know all the facts he did?

Give me any context in which the following is acceptable:

"I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."



I don't know what else came out at trial so how on earth could I know,
 
2012-12-13 09:49:52 PM
You said rape twice.
 
2012-12-13 09:50:02 PM

Silly Jesus: Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.

You're enjoying it?


No, I'm not. Because you suck at this.
 
2012-12-13 09:50:51 PM

Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.


I will take a stab at this. Although I have never tried it I imagine biting off an erect penis is more difficult than it might seem in the abstract. Human teeth are not like shark teeth so they cannot just slice through flesh. I would bet in the time it takes to exert enough pressure to cause pain the recipient can respond with a blunt or sharp object to the head.
 
2012-12-13 09:50:58 PM

Silly Jesus: alcoda: Silly Jesus: ciberido: Happy Hours: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.

Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?

No, but clearly a world run by white men only leaves a lot to be desired.

I don't want men to have LESS power than women, or whites to have LESS power than non-whites. I'm just sick of them having MORE.

Who's done better?

6/10 Almost got me.

1/8 Nowhere close to getting me.


So, if I'm to take that as an honest question, maybe they've "done better" because for most of this country's history, they were the only ones who could vote.
 
2012-12-13 09:51:25 PM

Molavian: freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

Execute him.

Rape him.


If his body permits it to happen and there isn't a lot of damage, we know he was willing, right?
 
2012-12-13 09:51:37 PM

Bontesla: Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.

Well, you could always volunteer to be a victim and let us know? If, you know, the whole being raped thing doesn't cloud your judgment and reactions.


You my dear can rape me anytime.
 
2012-12-13 09:52:52 PM

Brick-House: Bontesla: Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.

Well, you could always volunteer to be a victim and let us know? If, you know, the whole being raped thing doesn't cloud your judgment and reactions.

You my dear can rape me anytime.


Lol but then it wouldn't be legitimate.
 
2012-12-13 09:53:00 PM
How does this guy still have a job?
 
2012-12-13 09:54:07 PM

Oznog: Lsherm: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

Someone needs to explain to this guy that you can get an erection even if you really, really don't want one.

This is Todd Akin's argument. Was there a book passed around 20 years ago that all these guys read?

"Not a gynecologist"? You... don't... say.

The body "shuts down"? And somehow, what, the vagina closes up and disappears? Is there some sort of zipper here they didn't tell me about in health class? WTF?


The idea that there is "illegitimate rape" than women secretly enjoy and/or the woman's body can "shut that whole thing down" to prevent pregnancy has been around a long time.
 
2012-12-13 09:54:23 PM

Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.


If someone has a gun or knife nearby, they can still kill you. And I've found throughout the years that getting one's penis bitten off makes people angry and liable to lash out.
 
2012-12-13 09:54:45 PM

Bontesla: Brick-House: Bontesla: Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.

Well, you could always volunteer to be a victim and let us know? If, you know, the whole being raped thing doesn't cloud your judgment and reactions.

You my dear can rape me anytime.

Lol but then it wouldn't be legitimate.


I won't tell if you won't.
 
2012-12-13 09:55:41 PM

Lsherm: Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.

If someone has a gun or knife nearby, they can still kill you. And I've found throughout the years that getting one's penis bitten off makes people angry and liable to lash out.


How, exactly, did you come to acquire that very specific piece of knowledge?
 
2012-12-13 09:55:54 PM

Goetz: Silly Jesus: Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.

You're enjoying it?

No, I'm not. Because you suck at this.


That's what she said.
 
2012-12-13 09:56:45 PM

Lsherm: Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.

If someone has a gun or knife nearby, they can still kill you. And I've found throughout the years that getting one's penis bitten off makes people angry and liable to lash out.


How through the years did you find this out?
 
2012-12-13 09:56:50 PM
The hell.

Any Cali law experts? Who the hell has the power to remove a judge over there?
 
2012-12-13 09:57:04 PM

alcoda: Silly Jesus: alcoda: Silly Jesus: ciberido: Happy Hours: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.

Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?

No, but clearly a world run by white men only leaves a lot to be desired.

I don't want men to have LESS power than women, or whites to have LESS power than non-whites. I'm just sick of them having MORE.

Who's done better?

6/10 Almost got me.

1/8 Nowhere close to getting me.

So, if I'm to take that as an honest question, maybe they've "done better" because for most of this country's history, they were the only ones who could vote.


Lots of other folks were in the same boat.
 
2012-12-13 09:57:17 PM

Silly Jesus: Goetz: Silly Jesus: Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.

You're enjoying it?

No, I'm not. Because you suck at this.

That's what she said.


In that single post - you suddenly remind me of Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory.
(not intended to be an insult)
 
2012-12-13 09:58:26 PM

Silly Jesus: alcoda: Silly Jesus: alcoda: Silly Jesus: ciberido: Happy Hours: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.

Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?

No, but clearly a world run by white men only leaves a lot to be desired.

I don't want men to have LESS power than women, or whites to have LESS power than non-whites. I'm just sick of them having MORE.

Who's done better?

6/10 Almost got me.

1/8 Nowhere close to getting me.

So, if I'm to take that as an honest question, maybe they've "done better" because for most of this country's history, they were the only ones who could vote.

Lots of other folks were in the same boat.


Strawman much? Yes they were, and?
 
2012-12-13 09:58:35 PM

Lsherm: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

Someone needs to explain to this guy that you can get an erection even if you really, really don't want one.

This is Todd Akin's argument. Was there a book passed around 20 years ago that all these guys read?


More like 40 years ago
 
2012-12-13 09:59:40 PM

Brick-House: Lsherm: Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.

If someone has a gun or knife nearby, they can still kill you. And I've found throughout the years that getting one's penis bitten off makes people angry and liable to lash out.

How through the years did you find this out?


Fark stories.
 
2012-12-13 10:00:46 PM

Oznog: Lsherm: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

Someone needs to explain to this guy that you can get an erection even if you really, really don't want one.

This is Todd Akin's argument. Was there a book passed around 20 years ago that all these guys read?

"Not a gynecologist"? You... don't... say.

The body "shuts down"? And somehow, what, the vagina closes up and disappears? Is there some sort of zipper here they didn't tell me about in health class? WTF?


Nowadays we use Velcro.

This arsehole needs a strong, lengthy public shaming. Then a rape. With a heated screwdriver.
 
2012-12-13 10:00:56 PM
And if nothing else fails... she should have just had some Rapitape
 
2012-12-13 10:01:46 PM

Brick-House: I have a question ladies and men...

FTFA:
had been convicted of rape, forcible oral copulation, domestic battery, stalking and making threats...

if a guy forcablly puts his penis in your mouth, why would you not simply bite it off? Trust me, he's gonna be a little busy to attack you. And if you keep it, you can give it to the police as evidence.


I've often wondered about this myself. Sometimes, three, four times a night.
 
2012-12-13 10:02:01 PM
Damn, I can't believe there are people here who don't have SillyJ on ignore.
 
2012-12-13 10:03:37 PM
Fark needs an "Orange County" tag.
 
2012-12-13 10:03:38 PM
The judge made this statement in 2008 at the sentancing hearing. But the agency didn't hear about until 2012?
How was someone not screaming from rooftops in front of the press and TV cameras about this when it happened?
 
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