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(LA Times)   Wait, you mean that, as a judge, I should not tell rape victims they should have fought harder? Was that wrong?   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 324
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2012-12-13 08:16:05 PM  
I hope one day someone slips a sausage in his bun and then whisper in his ear as the man makes sweet, sweet love to him, "you should have fought harder. Also, the fat on your ass is a pretty damn comfy cushion"
 
2012-12-13 08:28:49 PM  
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

Someone needs to explain to this guy that you can get an erection even if you really, really don't want one.

This is Todd Akin's argument. Was there a book passed around 20 years ago that all these guys read?
 
2012-12-13 08:44:47 PM  
"If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

*Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!
 
2012-12-13 08:49:39 PM  

Apos: "If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

*Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!



And of course, he receives what amounts to little more than a slap on the wrist for this. Farking sick.
 
2012-12-13 08:56:16 PM  

Apos: And of course, he receives what amounts to little more than a slap on the wrist for this. Farking sick.


Hey, it's God's Will, alright?
 
2012-12-13 08:57:32 PM  
What the hell is wrong with people?
 
2012-12-13 08:58:34 PM  
Reminds me of one one of the funniest/going straight to hell for laughing at Onion headlines. 'Baby born with cancer turns out not to be much of a fighter.'
 
2012-12-13 08:59:07 PM  
Wow, just wow.
 
2012-12-13 08:59:22 PM  
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."


Execute him.
 
2012-12-13 08:59:56 PM  
Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.
 
2012-12-13 09:00:06 PM  

Apos: "If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

*Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!


Sigh.... I have to post this ad AGAIN?
 
2012-12-13 09:00:26 PM  
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted"

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Maybe it wasn't legitimate rape.
 
2012-12-13 09:01:53 PM  

freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

Execute him.


Rape him.
 
2012-12-13 09:02:28 PM  
Mere mortals can hurt God's feelings.
 
2012-12-13 09:02:31 PM  

freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

Execute him.


No, throw him in jail, in the general prisoner community, for about 5 years. Then ask him for his opinion on rape.
 
2012-12-13 09:03:42 PM  

Molavian: Rape him.


Shall it be "technical rape," "legitimate rape," "God's Will rape," "Rape Rape," or some other type?
 
2012-12-13 09:03:48 PM  

ambassador_ahab: Apos: And of course, he receives what amounts to little more than a slap on the wrist for this. Farking sick.

Hey, it's God's Will, alright?


I've heard He works in mysterious ways, so perhaps misguided buffoonery like this serves an important purpose,though I'll be damned if I know what that is.
 
2012-12-13 09:05:25 PM  
Does enjoyment mean consent?
 
2012-12-13 09:05:30 PM  

ambassador_ahab: Molavian: Rape him.

Shall it be "technical rape," "legitimate rape," "God's Will rape," "Rape Rape," or some other type?


Many more to come...50 shades of rape perhaps?
 
2012-12-13 09:06:26 PM  
So, can you get disbarred for not thinking crimes are real?
 
2012-12-13 09:06:37 PM  
Just read this outloud to the coworkers in my area of the office. The guy sitting next to me actually got out of his chair, "What the fark?! Where did this happen?!?!" The women here are just shaking their heads and sighing. It's the guys who seemed to be outraged.

But seriously... When is this dumb shiat going to stop? It's like these guys went to bed in 1952 and just woke up today to find the world changed. Seriously... I don't get how this kind of nonsense persists in modern America. Someone please explain?
 
2012-12-13 09:07:18 PM  

ciberido: Apos: "If somebody doesn't want to have intercourse,the body shuts down...."

*Closes eyes* Oh shiat.....It's communicable!

Sigh.... I have to post this ad AGAIN?


Wow. I'm not sure whether to chuckle or grimace after watching that.
 
2012-12-13 09:07:29 PM  
I don't know about you, but nothing gets me hornier than the threat of facial disfigurement via a hot screwdriver.
 
2012-12-13 09:08:10 PM  
Well I guess we should establish a metric to measure the "fightiness" of a victim. Perhaps someone should contact the The Office of Weights and Measures.
 
2012-12-13 09:10:10 PM  
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2012-12-13 09:10:59 PM  

NativeDaughter: Seriously... I don't get how this kind of nonsense persists in modern America. Someone please explain?


Well creationists, birthers, and flat earthers still exist. You can't really be that surprised.
 
2012-12-13 09:12:16 PM  
Geeze, you'd think he told her she should have relaxed and tried to enjoy it. Telling women they should fight is not a bad thing.

She didn't enjoy it, did she?
/ducks and runs...
 
2012-12-13 09:12:42 PM  
From TFA

On the day he raped her, prosecutors said, Gurel had threatened to mutilate her face and vagina with a heated screwdriver.

Of course she didn't put up a fight, HE WAS GOING TO BURN HER EYES AND/OR CLIT OUT WITH HEATED METAL IF SHE DID!


And people wonder why I participated in the SlutWalk.
 
2012-12-13 09:13:16 PM  

Molavian: freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

Execute him.

Rape him.


With a chainsaw.
 
2012-12-13 09:13:33 PM  
June 2008

Holy shiat, you can't even give him the benefit of the doubt of being brainwashed by right-wing media. He really is just that stupid.
 
2012-12-13 09:13:58 PM  

MeanJean: From TFA

On the day he raped her, prosecutors said, Gurel had threatened to mutilate her face and vagina with a heated screwdriver.

Of course she didn't put up a fight, HE WAS GOING TO BURN HER EYES AND/OR CLIT OUT WITH HEATED METAL IF SHE DID!


And people wonder why I participated in the SlutWalk.


Actually, sweetheart, no one wondered that at all.
 
2012-12-13 09:15:05 PM  

ciberido: Sigh.... I have to post this ad AGAIN?


Giggity
 
2012-12-13 09:15:26 PM  
Yeah. I get where he's coming from.
 
2012-12-13 09:17:09 PM  

Silly Jesus: Does enjoyment mean consent?


You suck at this.
 
2012-12-13 09:17:53 PM  
What...

Just wow. Wow.
 
2012-12-13 09:19:09 PM  
fark you, asshole.
 
2012-12-13 09:20:20 PM  
Man, that sounds like a line a rapist would use. No means no dude. I hope this dude gets gang-raped by a pack of big foots.
 
2012-12-13 09:21:26 PM  

ambassador_ahab: Molavian: Rape him.

Shall it be "technical rape," "legitimate rape," "God's Will rape," "Rape Rape," or some other type?


Unlubricated.
 
2012-12-13 09:21:29 PM  

lackadaisicalfreakshow: What the hell is wrong with people?


Judges, and other people in authority, are usually two generations removed from current civilised thinking.
 
2012-12-13 09:21:32 PM  

freewill: "I'm not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something," the judge said, according to documents released Thursday. "If someone doesn't want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.

"That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn't necessarily willing, she didn't put up a fight."

The judge, who has been on the Orange County Superior Court since 2000, also declared the rape "technical," and not "a real, live criminal case."

Execute him.


with rape
 
2012-12-13 09:23:26 PM  
"I'm not a gynecologist..." That, right there? That's where the thought process should have ended, Sir.

/situation is not unbelievable.
//but still... farking unbelievable.
 
2012-12-13 09:24:34 PM  

Goetz: Silly Jesus: Does enjoyment mean consent?

You suck at this.


It's not even his first attempt, either.
 
2012-12-13 09:24:54 PM  
You know, i don't want this guy raped, but I'd really like him to feel the fear of that possibility.
 
2012-12-13 09:24:54 PM  
So now we are going to judge him when we don't even know all the facts he did?
 
2012-12-13 09:25:42 PM  
For the record, I have no problem using a dull rusty chainsaw on the rapist's junk, then dip it in alcohol.
 
2012-12-13 09:27:15 PM  

Brian Ryanberger: So now we are going to judge him when we don't even know all the facts he did?


He doesn't sound like he knew too many facts himself.

Also, Welcome to Fark
 
2012-12-13 09:27:27 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.


Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?

Maybe you should go join him on the Group W bench.
 
2012-12-13 09:31:01 PM  
Well I guess it's time for Slutwalk 2: Electric Boogaloo.
 
2012-12-13 09:32:00 PM  

Goetz: Silly Jesus: Does enjoyment mean consent?

You suck at this.


I take you seriously.
 
2012-12-13 09:32:32 PM  

Happy Hours: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness it's mostly white guys in charge of everything in this country. They're doing a bang-up job.

Yeah, because all white guys think like this judge, right?


No, but clearly a world run by white men only leaves a lot to be desired.

I don't want men to have LESS power than women, or whites to have LESS power than non-whites. I'm just sick of them having MORE.
 
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