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(Patch)   Reality intrudes as high school students on civics class trip witness knife assault in San Diego courtroom   (patch.com) divider line 27
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2012-12-13 08:17:36 PM
"And thus concludes our presentation on the Romans. Any questions?"
 
2012-12-13 09:28:45 PM
Nothing like slashing your own lawyer to demonstrate to the jury you're not a violent criminal.
 
2012-12-13 10:24:32 PM

fusillade762: Nothing like slashing your own lawyer to demonstrate to the jury you're not a violent criminal.


Yeah...this.

/lives about 2 miles from Grossmont High
 
2012-12-13 10:26:21 PM
There are two ways to seek redress for ineffective legal counsel....He chose the wrong one.
 
2012-12-13 10:29:06 PM

Apos: There are two ways to seek redress for ineffective legal counsel....He chose the wrong one.


Yeah well... biatch won't forget.
 
2012-12-13 10:30:49 PM
Stay classy.
 
2012-12-13 10:32:06 PM

Threadslayer: Apos: There are two ways to seek redress for ineffective legal counsel....He chose the wrong one.

Yeah well... biatch won't forget.


With three extra charges against him, you're damn right he won't.
 
2012-12-13 10:38:48 PM
Better then having someone do it for Show and Tell
 
2012-12-13 10:45:04 PM
How did he get a knife into the courtroom?
 
2012-12-13 10:49:48 PM

pciszek: How did he get a knife into the courtroom?


I can tell you didn't RTFA. It was an axe
 
2012-12-13 10:57:56 PM
Sounds like the kids got to learn a lot about the culturally sensitive revolving door court system that LBJ built.
 
2012-12-13 11:00:35 PM

fjnorton: pciszek: How did he get a knife into the courtroom?

I can tell you didn't RTFA. It was an axe


That's gotta be difficult to fit in your prison wallet.
 
2012-12-13 11:03:27 PM

fjnorton: pciszek: How did he get a knife into the courtroom?

I can tell you didn't RTFA. It was an axe


So the dude was just trying to axe his lawyer a question?
 
2012-12-13 11:05:14 PM

pciszek: How did he get a knife into the courtroom?


And who left the cake out in the rain.
 
2012-12-13 11:15:48 PM
I've been trying to post a few humorously whimsical images to this thread but apparently Fark is broken. Says something about thumbnailing images or imaging nailed thumbs or nailing thumbs imaginatively or some damn thing. So just imagine scooters and phones and clams, ending with a photo of Trent Reznor.

/Farking Fark Farks farking badly.
 
2012-12-13 11:26:21 PM

SmackLT: "And thus concludes our presentation on the Romans. Any questions?"


Why was Brutus such a dick?.
 
2012-12-13 11:32:38 PM

fusillade762: Nothing like slashing your own lawyer to demonstrate to the jury you're not a violent criminal.




Hell yeah, a bad day in an American prison is better than a good day back home in Mexico....
 
2012-12-13 11:38:04 PM
Why would you cut your own lawyer in court? I'm having trouble figuring that out.
 
2012-12-13 11:41:21 PM

davidphogan: Why would you cut your own lawyer in court? I'm having trouble figuring that out.




Maybe he gave him his exorbinant bill and the client got mad about the Brown U sticker on his car and the tassled Italian loafers he was wearing.
 
2012-12-13 11:51:08 PM

davidphogan: Why would you cut your own lawyer in court? I'm having trouble figuring that out.

Deddeh told the jury to return tomorrow morning, saying he needed to meet with attorneys in the case and decide whether to declare a mistrial or proceed with closing arguments.


Well it will probably give him a mistrial. Unlikely the reason he did it, but he might gain some advantage out of the attack nevertheless.
 
2012-12-13 11:51:51 PM
After the previous article and this one, I'm really starting to question my career choice
 
2012-12-13 11:53:03 PM
Here's a nice way the guy you just went stabby on can fark you over:
Deddeh told the jury to return tomorrow morning, saying he needed to meet with attorneys in the case and decide whether to declare a mistrial or proceed with closing arguments.

"No your honor, I don't think that the incident might have biased the jury against my client. I think opposing counsel is right, we should just go ahead and close this thing out."
 
2012-12-14 12:01:35 AM

davidphogan: Why would you cut your own lawyer in court? I'm having trouble figuring that out.


Usually it's because the guy has a court-appointed attorney, wants another one, and the judge has said, "No, you can't." The guy figures cleverly "Well, if he's dead they'll have to give me a new one!"
 
2012-12-14 01:50:17 AM
This was more or less a home economics assignment on how to carve a turkey. Wrong class right field trip.
 
2012-12-14 03:14:38 AM
Chicks dig scars.
 
2012-12-14 07:50:56 AM

fusillade762: ke slashing your ow


Nothing like lying to a violent criminal sitting right beside you and presenting the truth to the court
 
2012-12-14 10:53:35 AM
Actual alumni of Grossmont here. I had the teacher who does this every year as part of her government class and I imagine that she responded with a very dry sarcastic remark after the fact.

/should give her a call
 
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