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(KIRO TV)   Obsessed male fan of Justin Bieber who plotted to kill him takes a wrong turn in Albuquerque   (kirotv.com) divider line 46
    More: Stupid, Justin Bieber, Albuquerque, New York State Police, Mark Staake, Vermont State Police, court documents, New Mexico State Police, depiction  
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2012-12-13 04:21:09 PM  
In other news, Breaking Bad announces a new cast member...
 
2012-12-13 04:47:26 PM  
Subby here. Not sure what's crazier about all this... That he had Bieber's face tattooed on his leg, that they were going to castrate Bieber's bodyguards, or that they took a wrong turn into Canada somehow on the way to do the murders!
 
2012-12-13 04:49:51 PM  
Did Hassan chop?
 
2012-12-13 05:11:32 PM  
Beautiful Pismo beach and all the clams we can eat.
 
2012-12-13 05:15:50 PM  
I love this part of the article: Among the items found by troopers were a "hand-written drawing of a depiction of Justin Bieber."

because, you know, how else would somebody know what Justin Bieber looks like?
 
2012-12-13 05:26:46 PM  

ruhemaus: Subby here. Not sure what's crazier about all this... That he had Bieber's face tattooed on his leg, that they were going to castrate Bieber's bodyguards, or that they took a wrong turn into Canada somehow on the way to do the murders!


I've got Bieber's leg tattooed on my face. But I have never believed castrating Bieber's bodyguards is a good idea.
 
2012-12-13 05:31:50 PM  
FREE HIM! Free Dana Martin!
 
2012-12-13 05:33:04 PM  

calbert: I love this part of the article: Among the items found by troopers were a "hand-written drawing of a depiction of Justin Bieber."

because, you know, how else would somebody know what Justin Bieber looks like?


Can this be re-illustrated as a caricature?

in macaroni?
 
2012-12-13 05:33:19 PM  
Silly murderer. How can you castrate a lesbian?
 
2012-12-13 05:43:08 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2012-12-13 05:44:09 PM  
better luck next time
 
2012-12-13 05:45:43 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-13 05:48:45 PM  
"Ooooooh, I'M DYIN'........"
 
2012-12-13 05:51:43 PM  
Obsessed male fan of Justin Bieber who plotted to kill him takes a wrong turn in Albuquerque

Wait, Beiber tried to kill an obsessed male fan?
 
2012-12-13 05:51:56 PM  
13 comments in, and no Weird Al reference? For shame.
 
2012-12-13 05:54:33 PM  
Canada is not on the way to NYC from NM. Just sayin.
 
2012-12-13 05:57:00 PM  
Is it that tough to find your own punk in prison?
 
2012-12-13 05:59:31 PM  
Let the guy go free. One mustn't tamper with natural selection, especially when a Beiber is involved. Any chance we could make him just as obsessive about Niki Menage-a-trois or whatever the hell that thing calls herself?
 
2012-12-13 06:01:44 PM  
OH, BIG MAN wants to beat up a girl.
 
2012-12-13 06:08:49 PM  
Who's more farked up here- the guy in prison with the Bieber tat who's going all 'Stan' because he didn't get a reply to his fan mail or the guys on the outside willing to do his bidding?
 
2012-12-13 06:25:06 PM  
There's no stopping what can't be stopped. No killing what can't be killed. And no castrating what can't be castrated.
 
2012-12-13 06:56:17 PM  
I don't get the mindset of fans who want to kill the object of their fandom. Martyrdom? You've just deprived yourself, along with everyone else, of ever seeing that person again. So what if their past works become more popular? You just destroyed the object of your affection, you crazy fark.
 
2012-12-13 06:58:33 PM  
Hey, the tattoo reads "Die, Bieber, Die" - It's GERMAN, fools, not English!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-13 07:02:08 PM  
What a maroon!!! What a nin-cow-poop!!!
 
2012-12-13 07:05:52 PM  
Ellen Page seen breathing a sigh of relief.
 
2012-12-13 07:14:16 PM  

LewDux: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 436x223]


I had that thought also.
 
2012-12-13 07:14:47 PM  

ruhemaus: Subby here. Not sure what's crazier about all this... That he had Bieber's face tattooed on his leg, that they were going to castrate Bieber's bodyguards, or that they took a wrong turn into Canada somehow on the way to do the murders!


I'm gonna go with that they discovered and foiled his plot.
 
2012-12-13 07:46:16 PM  
This is why all prisoners should be kept in solitary with no contact with other human beings.
 
2012-12-13 07:52:48 PM  
i464.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 08:15:47 PM  

LesserEvil: Hey, the tattoo reads "Die, Bieber, Die" - It's GERMAN, fools, not English!

[i.imgur.com image 479x358]


Well, no one who speaks German could possibly be evil!
 
2012-12-13 08:19:04 PM  
He came to snuff the Bieber?
 
2012-12-13 08:40:12 PM  
I guess the whole point I'm trying to make here is...I...hate...sauerkraut.
 
2012-12-13 09:11:46 PM  
Dammit why didn't kill him. Release him from jail please
 
2012-12-13 09:15:52 PM  
So the guy was trying to perform an act comparable to Operation Valkyrie and we keep him locked up. Now that's a crime.
 
2012-12-13 09:23:42 PM  
So close, yet so far...
 
2012-12-13 09:32:44 PM  
To quote (to the best of my memory) a local homeless man who had his hovel firebombed by a group of drunken dickheads: "Hate? I can understand hate. But this? This is just crazy."
 
2012-12-13 09:36:00 PM  
Ok, for all of those cheering on this dickhead, keep in mind, he has a picture of Bieber's face tattoo'd onto his body. He's an obsessed fan of a bubble gum pop star who's fans are overwhelmingly giggly girly girls under 17, and their creepy moms. Bieber I can forgive, he's clearly cashing in while he still can, before those little girls grow up and realize what men are supposed to look like. I'd do the same were I in his shoes. But this farkhead, who killed a 15 year old girl, undoubtedly because her shoes were cuter than his, seriously needs to get royally farked up. Like flayed alive after being gangraped farked up. His skinless body nailed to a wall in his cell, as if he were nailed to a cross. His organs yanked out, and strewn about his feet like christmas presents, his intestines serving as garland, his penis and testicles hung above the cell door like mistletoe.

/It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.
 
2012-12-13 10:34:12 PM  

LectertheChef: Ok, for all of those cheering on this dickhead, keep in mind, he has a picture of Bieber's face tattoo'd onto his body. He's an obsessed fan of a bubble gum pop star who's fans are overwhelmingly giggly girly girls under 17, and their creepy moms. Bieber I can forgive, he's clearly cashing in while he still can, before those little girls grow up and realize what men are supposed to look like. I'd do the same were I in his shoes. But this farkhead, who killed a 15 year old girl, undoubtedly because her shoes were cuter than his, seriously needs to get royally farked up. Like flayed alive after being gangraped farked up. His skinless body nailed to a wall in his cell, as if he were nailed to a cross. His organs yanked out, and strewn about his feet like christmas presents, his intestines serving as garland, his penis and testicles hung above the cell door like mistletoe.

/It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.


I haven't even begun to start decorating yet, but you're giving me Ideas, man.
*Tucks*
*Checks well in living room*
 
2012-12-13 10:47:20 PM  
Castrating him? His balls haven't dropped yet.
 
2012-12-13 11:07:17 PM  
Maybe his mom made him eat a big bowl of sauerkraut EVERY SINGLE MORNING!
 
2012-12-13 11:23:43 PM  

LectertheChef: Ok, for all of those cheering on this dickhead, keep in mind, he has a picture of Bieber's face tattoo'd onto his body. He's an obsessed fan of a bubble gum pop star who's fans are overwhelmingly giggly girly girls under 17, and their creepy moms. Bieber I can forgive, he's clearly cashing in while he still can, before those little girls grow up and realize what men are supposed to look like. I'd do the same were I in his shoes. But this farkhead, who killed a 15 year old girl, undoubtedly because her shoes were cuter than his, seriously needs to get royally farked up. Like flayed alive after being gangraped farked up. His skinless body nailed to a wall in his cell, as if he were nailed to a cross. His organs yanked out, and strewn about his feet like christmas presents, his intestines serving as garland, his penis and testicles hung above the cell door like mistletoe.

/It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.


I am... fully... erect...
 
2012-12-14 07:55:05 AM  

LectertheChef: Ok, for all of those cheering on this dickhead, keep in mind, he has a picture of Bieber's face tattoo'd onto his body. He's an obsessed fan of a bubble gum pop star who's fans are overwhelmingly giggly girly girls under 17, and their creepy moms. Bieber I can forgive, he's clearly cashing in while he still can, before those little girls grow up and realize what men are supposed to look like. I'd do the same were I in his shoes. But this farkhead, who killed a 15 year old girl, undoubtedly because her shoes were cuter than his, seriously needs to get royally farked up. Like flayed alive after being gangraped farked up. His skinless body nailed to a wall in his cell, as if he were nailed to a cross. His organs yanked out, and strewn about his feet like christmas presents, his intestines serving as garland, his penis and testicles hung above the cell door like mistletoe.

/It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.


You sure paint a pretty picture. Your handle suits your comment.
 
2012-12-14 09:39:35 AM  

redsquid: Who's more farked up here- the guy in prison with the Bieber tat who's going all 'Stan' because he didn't get a reply to his fan mail or the guys on the outside willing to do his bidding?


You would think that the two guys driving cross country would at some point, maybe somewhere in the middle of Nebraska, think that maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
 
2012-12-14 11:41:35 AM  
Let's be honest, though. Who here HASN'T thought about doing that to Justin Bieber?
 
2012-12-14 06:26:49 PM  
The wrong turn happened well before they hit the road.
The first words of the headline should be a clue.
 
2012-12-15 03:27:28 PM  

buckeyebrain: What a maroon!!! What a nin-cow-poop!!!


Did anyone else read the headline in Bugs Bunny's voice or was it just me?
 
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