ruhemaus: Subby here. Not sure what's crazier about all this... That he had Bieber's face tattooed on his leg, that they were going to castrate Bieber's bodyguards, or that they took a wrong turn into Canada somehow on the way to do the murders!
calbert: I love this part of the article: Among the items found by troopers were a "hand-written drawing of a depiction of Justin Bieber."because, you know, how else would somebody know what Justin Bieber looks like?
LewDux: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 436x223]
LesserEvil: Hey, the tattoo reads "Die, Bieber, Die" - It's GERMAN, fools, not English![i.imgur.com image 479x358]
LectertheChef: Ok, for all of those cheering on this dickhead, keep in mind, he has a picture of Bieber's face tattoo'd onto his body. He's an obsessed fan of a bubble gum pop star who's fans are overwhelmingly giggly girly girls under 17, and their creepy moms. Bieber I can forgive, he's clearly cashing in while he still can, before those little girls grow up and realize what men are supposed to look like. I'd do the same were I in his shoes. But this farkhead, who killed a 15 year old girl, undoubtedly because her shoes were cuter than his, seriously needs to get royally farked up. Like flayed alive after being gangraped farked up. His skinless body nailed to a wall in his cell, as if he were nailed to a cross. His organs yanked out, and strewn about his feet like christmas presents, his intestines serving as garland, his penis and testicles hung above the cell door like mistletoe./It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.
redsquid: Who's more farked up here- the guy in prison with the Bieber tat who's going all 'Stan' because he didn't get a reply to his fan mail or the guys on the outside willing to do his bidding?
buckeyebrain: What a maroon!!! What a nin-cow-poop!!!
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