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(Crooks & Liars)   Old and busted: Obama is a socialist. New hotness: Obama will allow so much shale oil drilling, it will usher in an era of great prosperity, which he will use to get a third term. And something something Muslim   (crooksandliars.com) divider line 21
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2012-12-13 03:37:40 PM  
I love how Obama finding shale reserves would be a " gift from the Prophet Muhammad" even though oil and gas companies have been exploring and exploiting this since the 90's. But no, it'd be all credit and glory to Obama; Praise him.
 
2012-12-13 03:48:45 PM  
Obama will replace America's market economy with a socialist dictatorship and "punish and tax those who work hard,"

I know he means the "job creators", but digging ditches, teaching kids, caring for the elderly are all a lot harder work than flying all over the world in your personal G-5.

Oh, and the read is a derpgasm
 
2012-12-13 03:54:29 PM  
You know how "those people" are about their oil.
 
2012-12-13 04:21:28 PM  

jeffspec: I love how Obama finding shale reserves would be a " gift from the Prophet Muhammad" even though oil and gas companies have been exploring and exploiting this since the 90's. But no, it'd be all credit and glory to Obama; Praise him.


Yeah, those liberals will say anything!
 
2012-12-13 04:29:58 PM  

St_Francis_P: jeffspec: I love how Obama finding shale reserves would be a " gift from the Prophet Muhammad" even though oil and gas companies have been exploring and exploiting this since the 90's. But no, it'd be all credit and glory to Obama; Praise him.

Yeah, those liberals idiots will say anything!


/FTFY
 
2012-12-13 05:00:31 PM  
I was assured that God wants us to drill for natural resources, and would be highly offended if we cut back for any reason.
 
2012-12-13 05:47:47 PM  

PreMortem: Obama will replace America's market economy with a socialist dictatorship and "punish and tax those who work hard,"



Uh-huh. Those who use that term are often on disability, medicare, worker's comp, or writing crappy blog articles.
 
2012-12-13 05:51:04 PM  
If he ushers in an era of great prosperity maybe he should have a third term.
 
2012-12-13 05:51:40 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I was assured that God wants us to drill for natural resources, and would be highly offended if we cut back for any reason.


Sure, but the question here is what does Muhammad want us to do.
 
2012-12-13 06:11:22 PM  
blah blah, death camps, yak yak usurper, yadda yadda burn constitution.....yawn. Get some new schtick, people. You're boring everybody.
 
2012-12-13 06:11:25 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: If he ushers in an era of great prosperity maybe he should have a third term.


My God, it's already working... Those dastardly libs!
 
2012-12-13 06:12:24 PM  
Well... the secret's out now, so we'd might as well let you Republicans know.

It's not about a 3rd or even a 4th term. Fartbong0 is going for the record. As President For Life, he's hoping to make it an even 10 terms.

/best part... forever.
 
2012-12-13 06:31:32 PM  
The Latest Far-Right Wingnuttery: Obama Plotting a 3rd Term

Latest?? Weren't they frothing on about this even before the election? Can I get some fresh derp here? This derp is stale.
 
2012-12-13 06:53:52 PM  
This isn't really all that new, but it is hilarious.

I'd love to be in a fly on the wall at a teabagger meeting when half the tards are insisting that Obama will drive America so hard into the ground that riots will break out all over America leading to Obama declaring martial law and indefinitely postponing elections, and the other half are insisting that Obama will preside over a period of unprecedented wealth and prosperity sparking spontaneous dancing in the streets across America leading to the Senate and the State legislatures fast-tracking a repeal of the 22nd Amendment. 

That would be fun to watch.
 
2012-12-13 07:13:48 PM  
It's because there's always oil under Muslim theocrats.

/Am I doing it right?
 
2012-12-13 07:14:55 PM  

fusillade762: The Latest Far-Right Wingnuttery: Obama Plotting a 3rd Term

Latest?? Weren't they frothing on about this even before the election? Can I get some fresh derp here? This derp is stale.


Just put it in the microwave for 20 seconds and then put peanut butter on it.
 
2012-12-13 07:17:39 PM  
[Politics] is the internet's sewage filtration system. Every time one of these blogs flushes, the turd ends up here.
 
2012-12-13 07:20:17 PM  
How about we use our immense oil wealth to import Swedish workers for manual labor and service jobs, like Norway does?

\envisions hundreds of young Dolph Lundgrens invading the country
 
2012-12-13 07:20:49 PM  
 
2012-12-13 07:21:12 PM  
Has anyone tried the warm apple pie thing on American Pie?
 
2012-12-13 07:23:38 PM  
But I....I thought "Drill Baby Drill" was what we were supposed to do!

It was the clarion call of the right, of business, of those looking to protect AMERICA!

Now we find out this is Obama's doing?

Does not computer! DOEs NoT ComPUTe!
 
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