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(WDRB Louisville)   Chupacabra loose in Kentucky   (wdrb.com) divider line 93
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2012-12-13 03:12:09 PM  
Is it loose like your mama?
 
2012-12-13 03:13:10 PM  
OMFG. I never thought I would see Waddy in the news (i lived there for a few years on Buzzard's roost rd, just off of Hempridge Rd). And yes, there were weekly overflights looking for "hemp". Cool pilot. He stopped by once with some beer since I always waved and he thought that was "cool".
 
2012-12-13 03:34:59 PM  
There's something in Kentucky that sucks worse than the Wildcats?
 
2012-12-13 03:52:08 PM  
Even Fish & Game denies that there are mountain lions in Kentucky. They're wrong, though. Anyway, this is probably just coyotes or wild dogs.
 
2012-12-13 05:04:13 PM  
mormonthink.com
 
2012-12-13 05:06:09 PM  
Fake. There's only one print.

Or it's a creature that was sent down from these recent UFO sightings. He only has one foot.

He puts one foot down, then he attacks animals with long tendrils that have chakra's on the ends on them.
 
2012-12-13 05:19:09 PM  
They let Rand Paul out of his office again?
 
2012-12-13 05:20:49 PM  
It sounds like it might be my 5 year old nephew.

If they find bits of his brother's hair in the wounds, let me know.
 
2012-12-13 05:37:45 PM  
"...it's like it's smarter than we are."

Well now
 
2012-12-13 06:16:58 PM  
FTFA:

"It's not doing it to kill the animal to eat, these animals are just being mauled. That's where the mystery is at this point."

It's a big cat. Some redneck was probably keeping a pet tiger or other and it got loose.
 
2012-12-13 06:54:18 PM  
First killer bees, now chupacabras come from south of the border. What's next?
 
2012-12-13 06:55:35 PM  
Cuidado! Hay chupacabras!
 
2012-12-13 06:55:42 PM  
Frank Edwards lives in the area. He says, "We've got trail cameras out, we've got traps out it's like it's smarter than we are."

I have rocks that are probably smarter than they are
 
2012-12-13 07:01:14 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-13 07:01:23 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There's something in Kentucky that sucks worse than the Wildcats?


It's probably Mitch McConnell prowling around out there.
 
2012-12-13 07:03:58 PM  
Yeah a real mystery what with the paw prints and all........


icwdm.org
 
2012-12-13 07:04:06 PM  
"tain't no big foot or samsquatch or nothin like that."

It is good that you rule out the two most likely suspects right off the bat, get to the real threats like satan or the crumpus.
 
2012-12-13 07:04:07 PM  
Drew is out playing pranks again.
 
2012-12-13 07:04:23 PM  
What?
 
2012-12-13 07:04:35 PM  

Chinchillazilla: MaudlinMutantMollusk: There's something in Kentucky that sucks worse than the Wildcats?

It's probably Mitch McConnell prowling around out there.


Your assuming that Mitch steps into the state more than twice a year...

I am hoping it is a crazed chimp attacking the local pets. Sounds kinda like the Travis incident to me.
 
2012-12-13 07:08:25 PM  
It's December... so I think it is rather obvious!!! It's SANTA CLAWS!!!!
 
2012-12-13 07:08:58 PM  
That'll be some good eatin' for somebody.
 
2012-12-13 07:09:33 PM  
Not that hard to figure out, sounds like a feral dog to me. Dogs don't kill to eat, they kill for the fun of it. We had one dig under out chicken pen one night years ago to kill all 57 chickens we had, not a single one was eaten, just killed and left. Same thing happened to our neighbor's goats, it jumped into their stall in the barn and mauled them to death for the sheer sport.

It was eventually apprehended with a high powered rifle after it came back to kill a bait chicken in our pen.
 
2012-12-13 07:10:11 PM  
Could it be, I dunno, somebody's well-fed dog who keeps on getting out of the yard and mauls other animals for fun?
 
2012-12-13 07:10:11 PM  
Deputy County Judge Executive

What the hell kind of job title is this?
 
2012-12-13 07:13:34 PM  
Shunka warakin.
 
2012-12-13 07:13:50 PM  

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Deputy County Judge Executive

What the hell kind of job title is this?


It's good enough for Dwight Schrute.
 
2012-12-13 07:14:06 PM  
Wildebeast Oh no. Me skeered. (locks door)

A reasonable account of this activity will surface.

Wake me when it's over. SSSSnnnooooozzzzzz.
 
2012-12-13 07:14:45 PM  

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Deputy County Judge Executive

What the hell kind of job title is this?


Well paid relative to the work and qualifications that are required I assure you.
 
2012-12-13 07:18:52 PM  

TheMega: It's December... so I think it is rather obvious!!! It's SANTA CLAWS!!!!


cdn.niketalk.com

Are you sure it's not Satan Claws?
 
2012-12-13 07:19:23 PM  
I volunteer to make sure Kelly Davis is safe. I'd hit that like the fist on an angry god.
 
2012-12-13 07:20:36 PM  
 
2012-12-13 07:20:38 PM  
I saw this thing down in Mexico....

Link
 
2012-12-13 07:21:04 PM  
What'd I do now?
 
2012-12-13 07:22:56 PM  

genner: Yeah a real mystery what with the paw prints and all........


[icwdm.org image 850x659]


www.mobygames.com

We need to call Gabriel Knight. 

/Obscure?
 
2012-12-13 07:24:02 PM  
Well, that sure sucks goats.
 
2012-12-13 07:26:00 PM  
God damn chimichangas going around trying to get people. Back in my day we had us a terible snake infestation. Anyway, Ma went out with the machete and took care of 'em. Just need to find a Kentucky woman who'll take care of the businesss.
 
2012-12-13 07:27:23 PM  
Coyote, someone's abandoned half-feral dog, maybe-just-maybe a coydog. They're relatively rare, but we get a few.


Matrix Flavored Wasabi: Deputy County Judge Executive
What the hell kind of job title is this?


County judge-executives are the local version of other states' county commissioners. The Deputy is the assistant they send out to fill in for them, when they don't feel like leaving the office.
 
2012-12-13 07:27:27 PM  

exvaxman: OMFG. I never thought I would see Waddy in the news


Something escaped from the truck stops!

/that's all i know about waddy, the 2 truck stops off I-64.
 
2012-12-13 07:36:23 PM  
Coywolf with mange.
 
2012-12-13 07:37:13 PM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-12-13 07:39:43 PM  
Can't they make them "self deport" back to Mexico?
 
2012-12-13 07:39:57 PM  
Could be the boggy creek monster has moved north.
 
2012-12-13 07:40:00 PM  

genner: Yeah a real mystery what with the paw prints and all........


[icwdm.org image 850x659]


There is speculation of a cross between these two. And,yes, they are in Kentucky, whether Fish & Game believe so or not. It's definitely dog, of some sort. More likely domestic, gone wild, because they are use to humans and will raid farms instead of hunting.
 
2012-12-13 07:43:41 PM  
LOL " It's not no warwoof or saiskwatch ur nuttin like et "
 
Al!
2012-12-13 07:44:52 PM  
There's no way to tell from the FA whether it's involved or not, but the print they show is from a wolf, or a canid of some sort, at any rate.
 
2012-12-13 07:44:59 PM  
Also... " It's smarter'n we urr "
 
2012-12-13 07:46:19 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org


hotrink
 
2012-12-13 07:47:20 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: God damn chimichangas going around trying to get people. Back in my day we had us a terible snake infestation. Anyway, Ma went out with the machete and took care of 'em. Just need to find a Kentucky woman who'll take care of the businesss.



Phht. Hoosier please, them's Shelbyville flatlanders we're talkin' about, ain't no good mountain women 'round here take care of it.

Hell, we may as well be up in Indiana. A machete? Ain't you all never heard of a garden hoe before?
 
2012-12-13 07:51:02 PM  
"it's like it's smarter than we are."

What are the odds?
 
2012-12-13 07:55:34 PM  
i.imgur.com

The one on the left is from Shelby county, maybe it's some of his kin.
 
2012-12-13 07:55:54 PM  
If the goats were armed.
 
2012-12-13 08:00:18 PM  
It kinda goes like this and seech:

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim?

TIM: Follow! But! follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance
to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man
yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn
about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or
your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty
big pointy teeth.

ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

/and OMG did you see her necklace all jacked up by her mic? Gawd what a novice, no Diane Sawyer she is with her wandering eye and what not.
 
2012-12-13 08:02:21 PM  

jmadisonbiii: "...it's like it's smarter than we are."

Well now


Joe Bob gets the award for saying what we are all thinking. You gotta give him credit for that...
 
2012-12-13 08:08:27 PM  

assumo: jmadisonbiii: "...it's like it's smarter than we are."

Well now

Joe Bob gets the award for saying what we are all thinking. You gotta give him credit for that...


You people are so quick to make fun when some Dunning-Kruger genius doesn't realize how dumb he is, but here we have an example of someone who realizes his limits - and you still make fun.
 
2012-12-13 08:18:15 PM  

Graffito: assumo: jmadisonbiii: "...it's like it's smarter than we are."

Well now

Joe Bob gets the award for saying what we are all thinking. You gotta give him credit for that...

You people are so quick to make fun when some Dunning-Kruger genius doesn't realize how dumb he is, but here we have an example of someone who realizes his limits - and you still make fun.


Don't like fun, eh?
 
2012-12-13 08:27:42 PM  
I love how this ALWAYS turns out to be a common animal like a wolf or a dog. I remember watching one of those monster shows where one lady claimed a "lizard monster" chewed up the front of her car, and she managed to get saliva samples to prove it. The DNA came back as a standard canine.

I'm sure this one is totes legit, though.
 
2012-12-13 08:35:00 PM  
yes, if you dont do anything else in your investigation, don't call in a animal expert to identify the tracks as belonging to a wolf. Or a large feral dog.


/facepalms
 
2012-12-13 08:43:29 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-13 08:48:02 PM  

bentleypm: Anyway, this is probably just coyotes or wild dogs.


Yep. Dogs are known to kill animals and not eat them. Had a neighbor lose 300 chickens to dogs. They killed all of them and didn't eat one of them. Others had several horses attacked by dogs. People seem to forget that their cute little pets will happily kill gophers, moles, squirrels and rabbits and not eat them.
 
2012-12-13 08:51:45 PM  
 
2012-12-13 08:52:51 PM  
Deputy County Judge-Executive = Rural version of a Vice Mayor
 
2012-12-13 08:56:02 PM  

exvaxman: OMFG. I never thought I would see Waddy in the news (i lived there for a few years on Buzzard's roost rd, just off of Hempridge Rd). And yes, there were weekly overflights looking for "hemp". Cool pilot. He stopped by once with some beer since I always waved and he thought that was "cool".


If you had posted this in BLISS, I'd have let it go. But no... you had to bring out the "OMFG" followed by a bunch of stuff some Grandma would write.
 
2012-12-13 08:56:52 PM  
This is in my neck of the woods. Could they have found a bigger red neck to interview?????
 
2012-12-13 09:01:39 PM  

ya gotta sleep sometime: This is in my neck of the woods. Could they have found a bigger red neck to interview?????


You weren't available?
 
2012-12-13 09:08:41 PM  
Chupacabra, feral dog, tomato, tomahto.
 
2012-12-13 09:14:54 PM  
And here I thought I was in Maryland
 
2012-12-13 09:21:49 PM  
coilhouse.net

My guess is that it's some kind Assquatch.
 
2012-12-13 09:33:43 PM  

PacManDreaming: bentleypm: Anyway, this is probably just coyotes or wild dogs.

Yep. Dogs are known to kill animals and not eat them. Had a neighbor lose 300 chickens to dogs. They killed all of them and didn't eat one of them. Others had several horses attacked by dogs. People seem to forget that their cute little pets will happily kill gophers, moles, squirrels and rabbits and not eat them.


Yeah. I lived in a rural part of Kentucky most of my life, and people would constantly drive out there and drop off the dogs they didn't want anymore. And then of course they breed. There's no shortage of them.
 
2012-12-13 09:54:03 PM  
"Neighbors say it lurks in the woods, and only comes out at night."

In the daytime it's hanging out in the Home Depot parking lot.
 
2012-12-13 10:23:12 PM  

bentleypm: PacManDreaming: bentleypm: Anyway, this is probably just coyotes or wild dogs.

Yep. Dogs are known to kill animals and not eat them. Had a neighbor lose 300 chickens to dogs. They killed all of them and didn't eat one of them. Others had several horses attacked by dogs. People seem to forget that their cute little pets will happily kill gophers, moles, squirrels and rabbits and not eat them.

Yeah. I lived in a rural part of Kentucky most of my life, and people would constantly drive out there and drop off the dogs they didn't want anymore. And then of course they breed. There's no shortage of them.


In a lot of places, you set out a halfway tame dog and some asshole will catch it, duct tape it's mouth shut, and train his dog with it.
 
2012-12-13 10:56:38 PM  
Are we sure they meant cherry chimichanga?
 
2012-12-13 11:19:54 PM  
It's obvious.

blog.windstream.com
 
2012-12-13 11:27:07 PM  
Maybe they should try setting out catfood. Before friends show up
 
2012-12-13 11:32:29 PM  

stuhayes2010: Could be the boggy creek monster has moved north.



Someone in TFA's comments said it might be the Pope Lick Monster 
Out of curiosity, I looked the beastie up on a GIS... First thing that came to mind was a centaur
 
2012-12-13 11:33:33 PM  
Typical Southern behavior. Probably some farmer's inbred son - buttfarking and raping cattle.
 
2012-12-13 11:38:44 PM  
You mean this Frank Edwards?
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-13 11:40:37 PM  
It's,a wookalar.........way too obscure?
 
2012-12-13 11:47:49 PM  
It is definitely El Chupacabra. It attacked the goats. They really need to watch out for their dogs, though. Chupas will breed with dogs, and the offspring are nasty little monsters.
http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa.htm
http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa2.htm
http://www.uncoveror.com/chupa3.htm
 
2012-12-13 11:53:00 PM  
i780.photobucket.com

It's a farking samsquanch
 
2012-12-13 11:57:23 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-14 12:58:22 AM  

wellreadneck: bentleypm: PacManDreaming: bentleypm: Anyway, this is probably just coyotes or wild dogs.

Yep. Dogs are known to kill animals and not eat them. Had a neighbor lose 300 chickens to dogs. They killed all of them and didn't eat one of them. Others had several horses attacked by dogs. People seem to forget that their cute little pets will happily kill gophers, moles, squirrels and rabbits and not eat them.

Yeah. I lived in a rural part of Kentucky most of my life, and people would constantly drive out there and drop off the dogs they didn't want anymore. And then of course they breed. There's no shortage of them.

In a lot of places, you set out a halfway tame dog and some asshole will catch it, duct tape it's mouth shut, and train his dog with it.


Good point. I bet there are no shortage of dogs in that area who have been trained to be aggressive. And lots of people let such dogs wander off their property.
 
2012-12-14 01:02:32 AM  
This sound like a dog running loose. They'll often kill an animal and not eat it. I'd suggest investigators check to find out if the maimed animals had been sexually assaullted. If they haven't, it's a dog. If they have, it's one of the local hillbillies.
 
2012-12-14 02:04:15 AM  
www.cartoonspot.net
 
2012-12-14 02:14:42 AM  

Mikeyworld: genner: Yeah a real mystery what with the paw prints and all........


[icwdm.org image 850x659]

There is speculation of a cross between these two. And,yes, they are in Kentucky, whether Fish & Game believe so or not.


Actually it's quite logical. After all the coyote and the wolf *are* cousins and it *is* Kentucky....
 
2012-12-14 02:29:58 AM  
A +1 for anyone posting El Chupanebre...
 
2012-12-14 02:46:45 AM  

Eeteetoo: LOL " It's not no warwoof or saiskwatch ur nuttin like et "


"Ah lyk tha way yew tawk."
 
2012-12-14 07:31:00 AM  
It's Bat Boy. After failing to get the VP nod from Romney (yes, that was reported by WWN back in August), he's vacationing in Kentucky for the winter. Skiing, bourbon tours, visiting the creation museum, goat-sucking... inside sources say he's considering taking up residence in the Martin Ridge Cave System.(Mammoth Cave had too many tourists.)
 
2012-12-14 07:35:36 AM  
Time to call in the Turtleman.
 
2012-12-14 07:39:22 AM  

bentleypm: Even Fish & Game denies that there are mountain lions in Kentucky. They're wrong, though. Anyway, this is probably just coyotes or wild dogs.


In western ky, people are getting them on trail cameras. But since no one gives a damn about western ky, they won't acknowledge it.
 
2012-12-14 08:24:06 AM  

Colin O'Scopy: A +1 for anyone posting El Chupanebre...


theinfosphere.org
 
2012-12-14 08:49:58 AM  
Chupacabra? Ai yi yi!
i327.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-14 10:09:09 PM  

BronyMedic: Colin O'Scopy: A +1 for anyone posting El Chupanebre...

[theinfosphere.org image 225x172]


+1 Internets for YOU!!! :)
 
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