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(Some Guy)   Nintendo: "What we learned is that people enjoy drawing penises"   (p4rgaming.com) divider line 69
    More: Amusing, Iwata, Wii U, penis, detections  
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2012-12-13 02:35:54 PM  
Well...there's not much to say.
 
2012-12-13 03:00:23 PM  
Best article of the day, and best quote "No one drew a single vagina"
 
2012-12-13 04:33:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-13 05:24:52 PM  

ac982000: Best article of the day, and best quote "No one drew a single vagina"


(!)
 
2012-12-13 05:28:15 PM  
 
2012-12-13 05:29:43 PM  
What, its funny. Didn't they learn from EA's adventures with Spore's Penis monsters? I know I had a great time with the creature creator.
 
2012-12-13 05:37:16 PM  
This isn't Nintendo's first encounter with people's preference for penis drawing: 

art.penny-arcade.com
 
2012-12-13 05:38:54 PM  
 
2012-12-13 05:41:42 PM  
Am I really the first person to think of this?

8===>
 
2012-12-13 05:42:27 PM  
when penises are outlawed only outlaws will have penises.
 
2012-12-13 05:43:33 PM  

LemSkroob: ac982000: Best article of the day, and best quote "No one drew a single vagina"

(!)


They obviously have never played Draw Something with me and my friends. It's all penises, vaginas and buttholes.
 
2012-12-13 05:48:14 PM  
As someone who works as a moderator in the Miiverse, i'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Yes, people love to draw penises. And goatses. These kids, well, I hope it's kids, are some of the most creative deviants out there. You won't believe the things we find lol.
 
2012-12-13 05:48:45 PM  
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2012-12-13 05:50:02 PM  
When your target market is adolescent boys, you get what you pay for.
 
2012-12-13 05:51:21 PM  

ac982000: Best article of the day, and best quote "No one drew a single vagina"


I've seen a couple of vaginas, but yeah, it's 99.99% penises. Of all shapes and forms.
 
2012-12-13 05:53:03 PM  
The best part was when they took a week to realize they shouldn't be looking at real penises!

8====>~~(|)
 
2012-12-13 05:53:50 PM  
This is a parody.
 
2012-12-13 05:54:02 PM  
Penis.
 
2012-12-13 05:54:48 PM  
Great, now I've just spent the last half hour browsing youtube laughing at creatively deviant spore monsters. A little more on topic though, Whitest Kids U'Know - Fridge Drawings
 
2012-12-13 05:57:48 PM  
Kurisu-san suggested we study different types of penises

Fake or not that's the funniest thing I've read all day.
 
2012-12-13 05:59:54 PM  
Anyone who has passed out drunk at a party where someone else has a Sharpie has learned this too.
 
2012-12-13 06:04:59 PM  
Wii U having problems with Wii Ners?
 
2012-12-13 06:14:47 PM  

BKITU: Wii U having problems with Wii Ners?


Well the WiiNES is a new rubber attachment for the Wii-mote.

I wish they would of named the new Wii the WiiNES...
"DUDE! I just got a WiiNES, and it's Black!"
"Wanna come over and play with my WiiNES, I call first!"
 
2012-12-13 06:23:16 PM  

Honest Bender: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 434x640]


On the subject of Penny Arcade, they had a hell of a lot of fun with chatroulette:

The Game:
art.penny-arcade.com

Video:
Jerry and Mike play "The Game"
 
2012-12-13 06:23:34 PM  
Just have a "report" function. Works for Forza. Draw a penis, get banned for a week. Draw another, get a perma-ban.

Leaves the Storefront clean for proper designs.
 
2012-12-13 06:23:47 PM  
I guess the wieners tag got caught by the filter?
 
2012-12-13 06:26:12 PM  

ac982000: Best article of the day, and best quote "No one drew a single vagina"


Why did they find that surprising? You draw what you know. I imagine the people who would spend their time drawing penises for a cheap laugh don't often interact with vaginae.
 
2012-12-13 06:32:10 PM  
Well people have their priorities straight.
 
2012-12-13 06:38:01 PM  
FTFA: Kato: Kurisu-san suggested we study different types of penises in order to create figure out the relative shape and size people would draw. We spent a week doing that before we realized that we should have been looking at drawings of penises rather than real-life pictures. (laughs) We were very embarrassed about that.
--

Worst assignment EVER.
 
2012-12-13 06:45:14 PM  
FTA:

"Kurisu-san suggested we study different types of penises in order to create figure out the relative shape and size people would draw. We spent a week doing that before we realized that we should have been looking at drawings of penises rather than real-life pictures. (laughs) We were very embarrassed about that."


And you should STILL be embarrassed by it. So embarrassed that you tell anybody about it. I mean how farking stupid is this?
 
2012-12-13 06:51:21 PM  

Insatiable Jesus: And you should STILL be embarrassed by it. So embarrassed that you tell anybody about it. I mean how farking stupid is this?


When I do something like that I let everyone know, it's funny as hell. I work in a call center and got a call from an NFL quarterback, so at the end I wished him luck on Sunday. This happened on a Friday. He played in Thursday Night Football the previous night, did terribly, and was benched.

/Brady Quinn, earlier this year after the Chief's visited the Chargers.
//still a little embarrassed about that
///good thing I won't talk to him again.
 
2012-12-13 07:03:28 PM  
========)
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/lols!
//It's a westerner thing.
 
2012-12-13 07:27:12 PM  

Insatiable Jesus: FTA:

"Kurisu-san suggested we study different types of penises in order to create figure out the relative shape and size people would draw. We spent a week doing that before we realized that we should have been looking at drawings of penises rather than real-life pictures. (laughs) We were very embarrassed about that."


And you should STILL be embarrassed by it. So embarrassed that you tell anybody about it. I mean how farking stupid is this?


This. I was thinking right before I read that part how much it would suck to be the guy who had to scan in a bunch of penis drawings. Then I read that fail and thought that is bad but a worse fail is admitting your problem solving skills are that bad you had to stare at dicks for a week.
 
2012-12-13 07:31:15 PM  
Fun fact: Most gamers have never seen a vagina. This is the same reason nobody draws coeflabulas.
 
2012-12-13 07:44:14 PM  
*laughs*
 
2012-12-13 08:04:07 PM  
When my boyfriend got his Wii U and I saw the lobby with the posted drawings, I remember saying "I wonder how long until we see a dick".

Amazingly, we have not spotted one yet. Their software seems to work well.
 
2012-12-13 08:45:39 PM  
i126.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 09:06:40 PM  
I can't believe how many people have thought that was real. Wow.
 
2012-12-13 09:20:50 PM  

rocky_howard: I've seen a couple of vaginas, but yeah, it's 99.99% penises. Of all shapes and forms.


Sure, but what about when you're on the Nintendo?
 
2012-12-13 09:25:59 PM  
Gorram cockblockers...
 
2012-12-13 09:28:26 PM  

Anastacya: When my boyfriend got his Wii U and I saw the lobby with the posted drawings, I remember saying "I wonder how long until we see a dick".

Amazingly, we have not spotted one yet. Their software seems to work well.


If you go to the english room it's not long until you'll have spotted dick.
 
2012-12-13 10:11:02 PM  
If you can't draw a crowd...
 
2012-12-13 10:21:43 PM  

rocky_howard: ac982000: Best article of the day, and best quote "No one drew a single vagina"

I've seen a couple of vaginas, but yeah, it's 99.99% penises. Of all shapes and forms.


Sounds like Chatroulette.
 
2012-12-13 11:05:58 PM  
Nintendo wants more tentacle rape, less penis.
 
2012-12-13 11:20:37 PM  
Well 2 in Japanese is pronounced "Ni" And this is the 2nd incarnation of Wii so......
 
2012-12-13 11:38:55 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-13 11:54:11 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: when penises are outlawed only outlaws will have penises.


Bahahahaha
 
2012-12-14 12:09:06 AM  
B=========>
 
2012-12-14 12:22:22 AM  

Anastacya: When my boyfriend got his Wii U and I saw the lobby with the posted drawings, I remember saying "I wonder how long until we see a dick".

Amazingly, we have not spotted one yet. Their software seems to work well.


Well, since your boyfriend isn't able to show you one, perhaps I could help you out. 

/feeling very snarky this evening
 
2012-12-14 01:27:12 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-14 01:34:41 AM  

Bossk'sSegway: The best part was when they took a week to realize they shouldn't be looking at real penises!

8====>~~(|)

........Are...are you...um, I mean, did you...um...
Is that you ejaculating on a cheeseburger? I'm nearly speechless.
 
2012-12-14 06:49:13 AM  
caledonianmercury.com 

For Computer Science
 
2012-12-14 07:24:30 AM  

Tax Boy: [caledonianmercury.com image 850x613] 

For Computer Science


I think that applies to the large part of the Nintendo online system as a whole. If you look into how much time they spent protecting users from other users, and how ass backwards the system is...it's insane. Helicopter parents couldn't have done a better job of protecting timmy halfbrains.
 
2012-12-14 07:51:42 AM  
No satire tag?
 
2012-12-14 08:37:56 AM  

Anastacya: When my boyfriend got his Wii U and I saw the lobby with the posted drawings, I remember saying "I wonder how long until we see a dick".

Amazingly, we have not spotted one yet. Their software seems to work well.



But at what cost? For every dick drawing they make vanish, two more appear somewhere else...

www.albertodifelice.com
 
2012-12-14 09:14:34 AM  
www.explosm.net
 
2012-12-14 09:51:56 AM  
These people spend too much time looking at their own junk.
 
2012-12-14 09:54:45 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Anyone who has passed out drunk at a party where someone else has a Sharpie has learned this too.



zonas.free.fr
 
2012-12-14 10:20:27 AM  

kroonermanblack: Tax Boy: [caledonianmercury.com image 850x613] 

For Computer Science

I think that applies to the large part of the Nintendo online system as a whole. If you look into how much time they spent protecting users from other users, and how ass backwards the system is...it's insane. Helicopter parents couldn't have done a better job of protecting timmy halfbrains.


The fewer 12-year-old rednecks, the better the experience is for everyone else. Therefore, create an experience tailored specifically such that the 12-year-old rednecks won't enjoy it, and you get a far superior service.
 
2012-12-14 10:37:00 AM  
when it comes to the issue of censoring the content of people's drawings, it is certainly the case that the pen is mightier and will find a way.
 
2012-12-14 10:53:39 AM  
Well what the hell do they expect when they have this guy as their mascot?
thugtooth.net
 
2012-12-14 11:11:49 AM  
Am I the only one who noticed "Archery and Swordplay" ?
 
2012-12-14 12:05:17 PM  
You guys keep talking about the immature morons who draw penises, yet apparently a bunch of you don't know the difference between a vagina and a vulva.

/Or Volvo.
 
2012-12-14 12:16:46 PM  
If it makes you feel any better I was playing Spartan Ops on Halo 4, had a teammate continually destroy my Mantis.

Afterwards I got a message that I was a "Scrub-ass N*gger"


I swear, interacting with non-fark entities is scary.
 
2012-12-14 12:20:49 PM  

Anastacya: When my boyfriend got his Wii U and I saw the lobby with the posted drawings, I remember saying "I wonder how long until we see a dick".

Amazingly, we have not spotted one yet. Their software seems to work well.


Just wait till the Wii U gets a chatroulette app.

/looked at your profile
//You have beautiful eyes
 
2012-12-14 01:31:15 PM  

show me: You guys keep talking about the immature morons who draw penises, yet apparently a bunch of you don't know the difference between a vagina and a vulva.

/Or Volvo.


I know the difference between a vagina and a volvo! I get to be inside one! It's got roll cages and everything, thought it usually is a little damp and funny smelling, and I'm not a huge fan of shag carpetting.
 
2012-12-14 09:27:22 PM  
OK that Iwata Ask was gold. Very funny.
 
2012-12-14 11:21:25 PM  

davidphogan: I can't believe how many people have thought that was real. Wow.


No kidding. It's the gaming equivalent of the Onion.

Other headlines Farkers here might believe are real:

"Even Babies Should Be Able to Complete Dark Souls II" Says New Director for the Series

EA Marketing Team Announces New Strategy, Day -1 DLC for Dead Space 3

Stealth Game Enthusiasts Hire Real Life Assassins to Stalk Assassin's Creed Team
 
2012-12-15 02:37:42 AM  
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