Bossk'sSegway: The best part was when they took a week to realize they shouldn't be looking at real penises!

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........Are...are you...um, I mean, did you...um...
Is that you ejaculating on a cheeseburger? I'm nearly speechless.

 

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I think that applies to the large part of the Nintendo online system as a whole. If you look into how much time they spent protecting users from other users, and how ass backwards the system is...it's insane. Helicopter parents couldn't have done a better job of protecting timmy halfbrains.

No satire tag?

Anastacya: When my boyfriend got his Wii U and I saw the lobby with the posted drawings, I remember saying "I wonder how long until we see a dick".

Amazingly, we have not spotted one yet. Their software seems to work well.

But at what cost? For every dick drawing they make vanish, two more appear somewhere else...

These people spend too much time looking at their own junk.

Vlad_the_Inaner: Anyone who has passed out drunk at a party where someone else has a Sharpie has learned this too.

kroonermanblack: Tax Boy: [caledonianmercury.com image 850x613] 

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I think that applies to the large part of the Nintendo online system as a whole. If you look into how much time they spent protecting users from other users, and how ass backwards the system is...it's insane. Helicopter parents couldn't have done a better job of protecting timmy halfbrains.

The fewer 12-year-old rednecks, the better the experience is for everyone else. Therefore, create an experience tailored specifically such that the 12-year-old rednecks won't enjoy it, and you get a far superior service.

when it comes to the issue of censoring the content of people's drawings, it is certainly the case that the pen is mightier and will find a way.

Well what the hell do they expect when they have this guy as their mascot?

Am I the only one who noticed "Archery and Swordplay" ?

If it makes you feel any better I was playing Spartan Ops on Halo 4, had a teammate continually destroy my Mantis.

Afterwards I got a message that I was a "Scrub-ass N*gger"


I swear, interacting with non-fark entities is scary.

Anastacya: When my boyfriend got his Wii U and I saw the lobby with the posted drawings, I remember saying "I wonder how long until we see a dick".

Amazingly, we have not spotted one yet. Their software seems to work well.

Just wait till the Wii U gets a chatroulette app.

/looked at your profile
//You have beautiful eyes

show me: You guys keep talking about the immature morons who draw penises, yet apparently a bunch of you don't know the difference between a vagina and a vulva.

/Or Volvo.

I know the difference between a vagina and a volvo! I get to be inside one! It's got roll cages and everything, thought it usually is a little damp and funny smelling, and I'm not a huge fan of shag carpetting.

OK that Iwata Ask was gold. Very funny.

davidphogan: I can't believe how many people have thought that was real. Wow.

No kidding. It's the gaming equivalent of the Onion.

Other headlines Farkers here might believe are real:

"Even Babies Should Be Able to Complete Dark Souls II" Says New Director for the Series

EA Marketing Team Announces New Strategy, Day -1 DLC for Dead Space 3

Stealth Game Enthusiasts Hire Real Life Assassins to Stalk Assassin's Creed Team