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(Some Guy)   Nintendo: "What we learned is that people enjoy drawing penises"   (p4rgaming.com) divider line 69
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2012-12-13 02:35:54 PM
Well...there's not much to say.
 
2012-12-13 03:00:23 PM
Best article of the day, and best quote "No one drew a single vagina"
 
2012-12-13 04:33:21 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-13 05:24:52 PM

ac982000: Best article of the day, and best quote "No one drew a single vagina"


(!)
 
2012-12-13 05:28:15 PM
 
2012-12-13 05:29:43 PM
What, its funny. Didn't they learn from EA's adventures with Spore's Penis monsters? I know I had a great time with the creature creator.
 
2012-12-13 05:37:16 PM
This isn't Nintendo's first encounter with people's preference for penis drawing: 

art.penny-arcade.com
 
2012-12-13 05:38:54 PM
 
2012-12-13 05:41:42 PM
Am I really the first person to think of this?

8===>
 
2012-12-13 05:42:27 PM
when penises are outlawed only outlaws will have penises.
 
2012-12-13 05:43:33 PM

LemSkroob: ac982000: Best article of the day, and best quote "No one drew a single vagina"

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They obviously have never played Draw Something with me and my friends. It's all penises, vaginas and buttholes.
 
2012-12-13 05:48:14 PM
As someone who works as a moderator in the Miiverse, i'm getting a kick out of this thread.

Yes, people love to draw penises. And goatses. These kids, well, I hope it's kids, are some of the most creative deviants out there. You won't believe the things we find lol.
 
2012-12-13 05:48:45 PM
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2012-12-13 05:50:02 PM
When your target market is adolescent boys, you get what you pay for.
 
2012-12-13 05:51:21 PM

ac982000: Best article of the day, and best quote "No one drew a single vagina"


I've seen a couple of vaginas, but yeah, it's 99.99% penises. Of all shapes and forms.
 
2012-12-13 05:53:03 PM
The best part was when they took a week to realize they shouldn't be looking at real penises!

8====>~~(|)
 
2012-12-13 05:53:50 PM
This is a parody.
 
2012-12-13 05:54:02 PM
Penis.
 
2012-12-13 05:54:48 PM
Great, now I've just spent the last half hour browsing youtube laughing at creatively deviant spore monsters. A little more on topic though, Whitest Kids U'Know - Fridge Drawings
 
2012-12-13 05:57:48 PM
Kurisu-san suggested we study different types of penises

Fake or not that's the funniest thing I've read all day.
 
2012-12-13 05:59:54 PM
Anyone who has passed out drunk at a party where someone else has a Sharpie has learned this too.
 
2012-12-13 06:04:59 PM
Wii U having problems with Wii Ners?
 
2012-12-13 06:14:47 PM

BKITU: Wii U having problems with Wii Ners?


Well the WiiNES is a new rubber attachment for the Wii-mote.

I wish they would of named the new Wii the WiiNES...
"DUDE! I just got a WiiNES, and it's Black!"
"Wanna come over and play with my WiiNES, I call first!"
 
2012-12-13 06:23:16 PM

Honest Bender: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 434x640]


On the subject of Penny Arcade, they had a hell of a lot of fun with chatroulette:

The Game:
art.penny-arcade.com

Video:
Jerry and Mike play "The Game"
 
2012-12-13 06:23:34 PM
Just have a "report" function. Works for Forza. Draw a penis, get banned for a week. Draw another, get a perma-ban.

Leaves the Storefront clean for proper designs.
 
2012-12-13 06:23:47 PM
I guess the wieners tag got caught by the filter?
 
2012-12-13 06:26:12 PM

ac982000: Best article of the day, and best quote "No one drew a single vagina"


Why did they find that surprising? You draw what you know. I imagine the people who would spend their time drawing penises for a cheap laugh don't often interact with vaginae.
 
2012-12-13 06:32:10 PM
Well people have their priorities straight.
 
2012-12-13 06:38:01 PM
FTFA: Kato: Kurisu-san suggested we study different types of penises in order to create figure out the relative shape and size people would draw. We spent a week doing that before we realized that we should have been looking at drawings of penises rather than real-life pictures. (laughs) We were very embarrassed about that.
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Worst assignment EVER.
 
2012-12-13 06:45:14 PM
FTA:

"Kurisu-san suggested we study different types of penises in order to create figure out the relative shape and size people would draw. We spent a week doing that before we realized that we should have been looking at drawings of penises rather than real-life pictures. (laughs) We were very embarrassed about that."


And you should STILL be embarrassed by it. So embarrassed that you tell anybody about it. I mean how farking stupid is this?
 
2012-12-13 06:51:21 PM

Insatiable Jesus: And you should STILL be embarrassed by it. So embarrassed that you tell anybody about it. I mean how farking stupid is this?


When I do something like that I let everyone know, it's funny as hell. I work in a call center and got a call from an NFL quarterback, so at the end I wished him luck on Sunday. This happened on a Friday. He played in Thursday Night Football the previous night, did terribly, and was benched.

/Brady Quinn, earlier this year after the Chief's visited the Chargers.
//still a little embarrassed about that
///good thing I won't talk to him again.
 
2012-12-13 07:03:28 PM
========)
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/lols!
//It's a westerner thing.
 
2012-12-13 07:27:12 PM

Insatiable Jesus: FTA:

"Kurisu-san suggested we study different types of penises in order to create figure out the relative shape and size people would draw. We spent a week doing that before we realized that we should have been looking at drawings of penises rather than real-life pictures. (laughs) We were very embarrassed about that."


And you should STILL be embarrassed by it. So embarrassed that you tell anybody about it. I mean how farking stupid is this?


This. I was thinking right before I read that part how much it would suck to be the guy who had to scan in a bunch of penis drawings. Then I read that fail and thought that is bad but a worse fail is admitting your problem solving skills are that bad you had to stare at dicks for a week.
 
2012-12-13 07:31:15 PM
Fun fact: Most gamers have never seen a vagina. This is the same reason nobody draws coeflabulas.
 
2012-12-13 07:44:14 PM
*laughs*
 
2012-12-13 08:04:07 PM
When my boyfriend got his Wii U and I saw the lobby with the posted drawings, I remember saying "I wonder how long until we see a dick".

Amazingly, we have not spotted one yet. Their software seems to work well.
 
2012-12-13 08:45:39 PM
i126.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-13 09:06:40 PM
I can't believe how many people have thought that was real. Wow.
 
2012-12-13 09:20:50 PM

rocky_howard: I've seen a couple of vaginas, but yeah, it's 99.99% penises. Of all shapes and forms.


Sure, but what about when you're on the Nintendo?
 
2012-12-13 09:25:59 PM
Gorram cockblockers...
 
2012-12-13 09:28:26 PM

Anastacya: When my boyfriend got his Wii U and I saw the lobby with the posted drawings, I remember saying "I wonder how long until we see a dick".

Amazingly, we have not spotted one yet. Their software seems to work well.


If you go to the english room it's not long until you'll have spotted dick.
 
2012-12-13 10:11:02 PM
If you can't draw a crowd...
 
2012-12-13 10:21:43 PM

rocky_howard: ac982000: Best article of the day, and best quote "No one drew a single vagina"

I've seen a couple of vaginas, but yeah, it's 99.99% penises. Of all shapes and forms.


Sounds like Chatroulette.
 
2012-12-13 11:05:58 PM
Nintendo wants more tentacle rape, less penis.
 
2012-12-13 11:20:37 PM
Well 2 in Japanese is pronounced "Ni" And this is the 2nd incarnation of Wii so......
 
2012-12-13 11:38:55 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-12-13 11:54:11 PM

Plant Rights Activist: when penises are outlawed only outlaws will have penises.


Bahahahaha
 
2012-12-14 12:09:06 AM
B=========>
 
2012-12-14 12:22:22 AM

Anastacya: When my boyfriend got his Wii U and I saw the lobby with the posted drawings, I remember saying "I wonder how long until we see a dick".

Amazingly, we have not spotted one yet. Their software seems to work well.


Well, since your boyfriend isn't able to show you one, perhaps I could help you out. 

/feeling very snarky this evening
 
2012-12-14 01:27:12 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
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